Martin Bennett wrote:

Who's Jocko? Don't you mean Jacko? He was a football player here. He got
kicked out of the game for mooning an umpire. We're all frightyfully
proud of him over here. He's proof that even the stupid can rise to fame.

BTW: You forgot Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan. He's just as bad!

	I've heard about Ozzie footie- basically a lot of drunk white guys wearing long 
sleeved shirts, shorts, and basically beating the living crap outta each other with 
their bear hands. Can't show it on 'Merkin TV though- might offend some uptight Puritan 
sensibilities;) 
	Hey- they show Paul Hogan's new Subaru commercials in Oz? I wonder how much the 
Japanese paid him to yap his mouth about a 4x4 that's more designed for the concrete 
jungles of LA than real jungles.  

MOre educatoinal too!

	You think so? Remind me to post an article about the benefits of drinking a 
quart of Stoli a day;)
 

Maybe it's the French who have a lot to answer for, then. Stupid nuclear
testing... I only had two arm beforehand!

	Come on Martin glowing in the dark isn't that bad? You save on utility bills;). 
And I think the world as a whole should humor the French- let's pretend they're a world 
power it'll give the US something to aim it's nukes at besides the now defunct Russkie 
Empire (it's no fun to aim our guns at the Ivans now that they waved the white flag and 
insisted on blue jeans and no breadlines are better than lotsa lotsa tanks)- besides it 
takes little effort to hate the French;)  
	BTW maybe with all that blasting in Tahiti and any fallout on Oz maybe you can 
hope for a Mad Max like existence- that would be cool;). In fact you could have your 
very own Thunderdome in your backyard;)


									Mad Mike
-- 
"May God bless your bayonets that they may penetrate deep into the the entrails of your 
enemies. May the Almighty in His great righteousness direct your artillery fire upon the 
heads of the enemy staffs. Merciful God, grant that all our enemies may be stifled amid 
their own blood, from the wounds which we inflict upon them."-  Geza Szatmur Budagal, 
Archbishop of Budapest,  The Good Soldier: Schweik   by Jaroslav Hasek