Marital Arts 5 - Part 4
The basketball players watched as Kuno strolled across the court and
interrupted their game. He started to laugh to himself as he
contemplated the thought of having the power of fear over Ranma.
The stage exploded as the cats sought to flee the fighting. The tiger
landed in Kuno's arms.
Kuno: "I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another."
Ranma and Ranko came flying out onto the floor. The tiger
attempted to hide behind Kuno. Ranma swung at Kuno, who
managed to dodge.
Kuno: "Ranma Saotome! Have you gone mad?"
Kuno swung at Ranma, but Ranma intercepted the bokken. The
bokken turned into a party favor as the floor was shredded into
ribbons.
Player: "He didn't even touch it and its like excelsior paper! What
kind of power does he have?"
Kuno: "My blade! How dare you defile such a weapon?"
Ranma: "Hsss...."
Kuno: "Fetch." [throws bokken] "Feh. The coward has turned tail
and run."
Ranma followed the remains of the bokken as it flew out the doorway.
Akane followed. Ranko jumped toward Kuno.
Kuno: "Oh my love! Come to me!"
Kuno was left unconscious, his clothes shredded and hanging like
rags from his body, his erection clearly visible to everyone. Above
him lay the unconscious tiger.
Player: "Eww! Look! Homosexual Bestiality!"
Player: "Don't look at him!"
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Ranko bounced after Ranma and Akane, screeching a little at the
sight of an unconscious Genma dressed as an old woman. Ranma
started to rub against Akane's leg, purring as he walked around her.
Nodoka caught up to her husband. The twins meowed happily and
made their way to her. She let them come up to her, stroking their
hair as she tried to keep them calm.
Akane: "Auntie Nodoka! How will we get them back to normal?"
Nodoka: "I don't know, Akane dear. Maybe if we take them to Dr.
Tofu, he'll be able to do something for them."
Ranma and Ranko started to circle each other, sniffing at each other's
ass. The other students commented that they really seemed to think
that they were cats. Ranma started to mount Ranko. Everyone
gasped.
Akane: "Ranma!"
Nodoka: "Ranko must be... fertile right now. Akane, you have to
separate them. Ranma won't hurt you."
Akane: "Ranma! Stop!"
Ranma: "Mwrr?"
The girls giggled appreciatively as they saw the bulge in Ranma's
crotch, his cock straining against the confines of his pants. None of
them would admit it publicly, but after talking to Akane about
Ranma's performance in bed, they had all fantasized about him.
Akane: "Ranma! Stop!"
Akane couldn't pull Ranma away from Ranko. It seemed that Ranma
was actually going to simulate sex (since he didn't wasn't aware
enough to take off his pants) with Ranko right there in the courtyard
no matter what she did.
Akane: "Ranma you dummy!"
Akane suddenly kicked Ranma and Ranko and watched them fly
away.
Nodoka: "Akane, that doesn't solve anything if they land together.
Now, where did you kick them?"
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Ranma and Ranko sat outside the Furinkan High pool, topless and
wringing their clothes. They had suddenly found themselves in the
pool.
Ranma: "What happened?"
Ranko: "I remember being surrounded by cats..."
Akane ran into the pool area followed by everyone else. She was
relieved that the twins seemed to have returned to normal. The other
students looked at the topless Ranma, his cursed form causing a
collective hyperventilation among the males. Akane quickly got the
two to put their shirts back on and took the wet bra from Ranko
before anyone noticed.
The students cleared a wide path as they made their way home. The
only thing that they noticed was that Ranko wasn't wearing a bra.
Ranko and Ranma sighed in relief. Their secret was still safe.
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Gosunkugi grimaced as the school nurse set his nose. But Akane had
touched him, even if it was just with her elbow. She broke his nose,
but wasn't that a sign of true affection? He knew Kuno would agree.
Kuno lay unconscious in the next bed, the tiger still lying on top of
his nude body. No one had separated them, assuming that Kuno
wanted to remain that way, his predilection for perversion being well
known.
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Ranma: "Are you really hiring a housekeeper?"
Nabiki: "With Dr. Tofu and Kasumi working until late at the clinic I
don't see why not. We have enough money."
Ranko: "We do?"
Nabiki: "I just ran off another printing of that magazine and it sold
out again."
Akane: "Are there really that many perverts at Furinkan High?"
Nabiki: [laughing] "Of course. When are you two going to pose for
me?"
Ranma: "I just can't believe people actually get off on those."
Nabiki: "That's because you've had the real thing right here,
Ranma."
Nabiki stretched lazily, letting her leg graze against Ranma under the
table cover. Kasumi giggled and snuggled against Dr. Tofu as they
watched television.
Akane: "Are you OK, Ranko?"
Ranko: "Yeah... I'm OK, Akane. Its just Ryoga... and Shampoo."
Akane: "I understand." [taking Ranko's hand] "They'll come back."
Ranko: "Its already been a week."
Ranma: "That's normal for Ryoga."
Ranko suppressed the urge to hit Ranma. He was right.
Ranma: "You haven't told them about... us. Are you?"
Ranko: "I want to... someday."
Ranma: "Don't worry about me."
Ranko and Akane looked at Ranma. They both knew that he was
basically giving his permission for Ryoga and Shampoo to make love
to Akane; whether or not they actually did was up to Akane, but
Ranma wouldn't try to stop them if she wanted to.
Ranko knew that Ryoga and Ranma still had their problems. She
hugged Ranma.
Akane: "Don't worry about me, either."
Akane took Ranma's hand and lost herself in his eyes. She loved him
so much.
Akane: "When did you change so much?"
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Nabiki looked at the housekeeper applicant. After a small test, she
seemed competent enough to handle the cooking and housekeeping
duties. She was discreet and beautiful, which was perfect in the event
that she could be persuaded to model for her next pornographic
magazine. The only problem was that she was young. Only sixteen.
Nabiki: "Are you sure that you can handle both the duties of the
position and your schoolwork, Miss..." [checking the resume
to make sure she got the name right] "Kuonji?"
Ukyo: "I'm sure. And please, call me Kyoko."
Nabiki: "Well, right now you appear to be the top applicant, though I
have some others to interview. I should be able to let you
know within two days."
The two smiled at each other as they both stood up. Nabiki
accompanied Ukyo to the door. Nabiki recalled the events of the past
two weeks and the secrecy of the family's marital arts school.
Nabiki: "In the event that you are hired, I may ask you to sign a
confidentiality agreement. Due to the events that sometimes
happen around the dojo. Does this bother you, Kyoko?"
Ukyo: "Oh, not at all. I practice martial arts myself, so I know how
things are sometimes. I have no problems with that."
Nabiki: "Very well. I will talk to you soon. Thank you for
applying."
Ukyo: "Thank you."
Ukyo walked to the small apartment she had been renting for the past
few days in her mission to redeem the wrong done to her. Getting the
job would make things easier. She had chosen the alias 'Kyoko'
because of the similarity to her own name; so she wouldn't get caught
forgetting to respond.
She would entice Ranma away from his wife and make him her slave
with her skills in the Kuonji Style of Marital Arts. She would then
dump him, make Ranma suffer the way she suffered after his mother
brought her back to her family, ridiculed by everyone who had heard
of what had happened.
In truth, she was afraid. Afraid that she'd once more fall in love with
him. What would she do then?
*****************************finis Marital Arts Episode 5
[Author's note: In Episode 4, all references to "Asuza" should be
replaced by "Azusa".]