At 10:19 PM 7/24/96 -0400, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

*Snaps Ice Suit shut* Come and get me, tinfoil boy ^_-

Let's see now...
       Dual lightsabers -        Check
       Dual swordblades -      Check
       Quad particle-lasers -  Check
       Railcannon -               Check
       Lance -                      Check
       WarHorse -                Check

Lessee...
        Six 2mm six-barrel miniguns     - Check
        16 high-manouevre Lance antivehicle missiles     - Check
        Dual light pulse lasers         - Check
        50cm melee spike                - Check
        Heavy dual plasma cannon        - Check
        VHLC-1 surface-to-orbit laser cannon    - Check

       Medical coverage -      DOUBLE CHECK!!!!

You'll need it, bucko. Count yer lucky stars we're not in the US of A ^_-

       Bottle of Screech    -   Whoops! Wrong province!  ;) *hides that one*

*Finds that one* *Chug**Chug* *Hic!* ^_-

And last but not least, the ULTIMATE WEAPON:  PUNS!!!!

Shall we begin?  ^_^

Heh heh heh heh heh...

[Pool Proficiency]

Hey, head out to Nova Scotia and I'll lose to you both so bad, you'll never 
poke fun at each other again ^_-

That's my cue to snooker loudly, and regretfully decline the offer. At any
rate, I've chalked my performance up to experience. ^_^

Pool yourself together man! This should be your cue to pocket your first 
victory! Hey, loser can pick up the billiard ^_^


									- MW