New Wisdom by PhoneyNT
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Cologne sighed and continued to bandage up Shampoo's face.
"Why do you always blow it, Shampoo?"
"It's not my fault Great-Grandmother! That Tendo girl took me from
behind!"
"Amazons don't make excuses, Shampoo. What kind of Amazon are you?"
Shampoo clamped her mouth shut. What kind indeed?
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Cologne sat in her room and recalled the old days of Amazon glory.
"Those were the days...now I'm so old...and my protege...she's clearly
very intelligent...but..."
She gripped her walking stick angrily. "So reckless!"
"Why?" she wondered, "Why do I need to hold her hand? No one led me
around when I was sixteen! Why doesn't she just seduce the boy and marry
him?"
The old lady pictured Ranma in her mind. "Even after all these years I
still have a soft spot...for hard bodies," she grinned, "why couldn't there
have been someone like him around when I was young?"
"I know I lust after Ranma...it's not good...I want Shampoo to live that
joy for me." She seethed inwardly as she recalled today's failure.
She lay down on her bed and closed her eyes to sleep. Suddenly they
fluttered open. "Amazon Code 34, sub-clause 2d," she whispered.
Cologne glanced over at a scarf hanging out of a trunk in the corner and
her eyebrows raised appreciatively.
"Forgot I had that," she smiled.
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"Ding-dong," sang the Tendo doorbell. Akane and Soun went to answer it.
Soun opened the door and Akane greeted the person on the other side.
"Good morning! May I help you?"
The most beautiful girl Akane had ever seen shyly smiled. "Mm, yes. Is
this the Tendo house?" She tossed her long black hair back.
"Wh-why yes it is."
"I was invited to breakfast by...Ranma Saotome."
"To breakfast?"
"Yes. Is he here?"
Akane's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Yeah...he'll be down soon. Please,
come in!"
"For what is that pervert inviting other girls to breakfast?" she fumed.
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Ranma slowly spooned food into his mouth and wondered who this girl was.
He was particularly intrigued by her vibrant blue scarf wrapped around her
hair in back.
"So please, tell us your name!" Kasumi offerred cheerfully.
"I'm Ryoko, pleased to meet you...Kasumi?"
"Yes, thank you," Kasumi smiled.
Akane sat across the table from Ranma and Ryoko.
"So...'Ryoko' just had to sit next to Ranma, eh?"
Ranma looked to his right at Ryoko, intending to ask her age. There was a
beam of sunlight spearing in through the window at him, but it was cut off by
Ryoko's bust. "Partial lunar eclipse," went through Ranma's mind.
"Partial lunar eclipse," Ranma said aloud. Everyone stared at him. "Er,
I mean, how old are you?"
"Seventeen. Do you study astronomy, Ranma?"
"Oh, here and there..." he bragged.
"Yeah, right!" Akane huffed.
Ryoko turned on her. "You must be Akane, Ranma's fiancee!"
"I am not his fiancee!"
"Oh, you're not? I must have heard wrong."
"You sure did! Where did you come from anyways?"
"Don't be rude, Akane!" Kasumi admonished.
Ryoko looked understandingly at Kasumi. "Don't worry about it. I'm
Ranma's old girl friend."
The whole table barring Ryoko and including Ranma looked at Ranma with a
heated glare.
"What's this?" Soun growled.
"It's nothing! She's cr--" Ranma attempted to interject.
"From our days in China."
"OUR days?" Akane said carefully.
"Yeah. We were inseperable! We did everything together."
"EVERYTHING?" Soun started.
"It's a lie, all of it!" Ranma cried.
"You're the liar!" Akane yelled, bolting up from her seat and crushing
Ranma's head into the table. Ryoko whistled.
"Oh, not everything. We were just friends. Sort of."
Akane's jaw locked, but Ryoko continued. "I was coming back to meet him.
He really is a sweet guy...and cute too! But you know that, don't you Ranma?
But now that I know that he's not engaged after all..."
"Ranma is not available," Soun ground out.
"He isn't? Oh, I'm so sorry!"
Ryoko looked over at Ranma and picked his head out from the table.
"Are you okay?" she cooed, then drew his head to her bosom and began
stroking it. She looked up at the disgusted family members. "What's wrong?
Oh, this? We used to help each other this way all the time. I'll take care
of him." Ranma would have protested had he not been unconscious at the time.
"Go ahead and take care of that big BABY! I'm going to school!" Akane
spat out.
"He told me all about you, Akane. He said you like to hit him."
"Maybe he's right!" Akane humphed, then turned her back and out the door
she went.
Genma sighed. "Who are you," he asked evenly.
"I'm Ryoko!"
"The only companion Ranma had was me!"
"No! I was with him too! I used to trail behind him, practicing my...
ninja stealth technique. Until what you did to him," she added darkly.
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I followed him since he was fourteen," she elaborated. Ranma
stirred. "Oh, he's waking now! I'll take him upstairs to his room."
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"Ranma...wake up!"
Ranma woke up and found himself staring into two beautiful eyes. They
looked so soft he knew she wasn't Akane from the get-go.
"R-Ryoko?"
"Yes...that girl hit you pretty hard."
"She does that," Ranma sighed.
"So...are you okay?"
"Oh, I'm used to it."
"Good," she grinned. Then she stripped off her blouse, saying, "hot in
here, eh?"
"Wha--"
"Ranma...can we...just...sleep together?"
"WHAT? N--"
"Please! We don't have to do any of...you know...I just miss the old days
when we used to nap together...I want to catch some more of that...please...
I can never sleep well unless I think about you by my side..."
Ranma did some quick figuring.
"Who is this weirdo?" he thought, "and why does she think she knows me?"
"Ranma? You don't remember me?" Ryoko whimpered, as if reading his
thoughts, "Well. I was there. You just don't remember me."
"What kind of fool do you take me for, eh?"
"You're not a fool! You see...your father made you take memory loss pills
to forget about me. You cared about me more than your martial arts."
"No way!"
"It's true, Ranma..."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"I've gotta find out if this is true," Ranma said, standing up to leave
his room. "And I've gotta get to school!" he added.
"Wait! Can you just...lie down with me for a bit? To help me get to
sleep?"
"Uh..."
"Thanks!" Ryoko laughed, then grabbed Ranma's hand and hauled him onto a
futon. She turned over and snuggled her bare chest against him.
Ranma struggled not to look. He tried to remain perfectly still until
Ryoko's breath evened out. "Is this normal girl stuff?" he wondered.
"Ranma?"
"What?"
"Aren't you going to give me a kiss...like old times?"
"N-n-...sure," Ranma gave in. He started to give her a peck on the cheek,
wondering why he didn't feel nervous at all. Was it because he didn't care
about her...or because this was an action familiar to him?
Ryoko turned her face at the last minute to meet his lips with hers. When
Ranma tried to escape she let him go but whispered for more.
Ranma's mind was spinning. He had known this beautiful, sensuous,
dependent, and submissive girl and his father had made him forget about her?
The snake! He would pay! Ranma looked into the girl's eyes one more time,
wondering why he didn't feel uneasy in the least. She hadn't hit him yet,
or publicly declared that he was hers, or any such nonsense...
Ranma's mind flitted to Akane. She would probably be in school now.
She'd never know if he comforted this innocent girl.
"What am I thinking!" Ranma thought, alarmed, "Akane would be so hurt if
she found out! But then this girl, she...needs me...ugh. I sound like Kuno."
"Please," Ryoko whined, fluttering her eyelashes.
Ranma responded by hugging her, then laying down next to her. She
snuggled against him and sighed happily. About five minutes passed and she
was fast asleep.
Ranma sat up, scared at himself. He had enjoyed that far too much. This
girl, she was better than the rest, better than all of them! He had to find
proof that she was a fake, for his own sake! He rose up and left the guest
room to find his father.
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Thirty minutes later.
Ryoko entered the bathroom to freshen up after her nap.
"The minds of the young..." she smirked and took off the scarf.
"...are easily bent," cackled Cologne, grinning a sinister grin.
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to be continued
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I start too many new fics without ending my old ones. :P Therefore,
don't expect a part two (if you want one that is, this is cologne we're
talking about! ^_^ ) until I've completed all my other shortfics.
** Coming Soon! Measuring Up [LEMON] by "PhoneyNT" ; co-writer "Akane_T" -
A tale of deception, infidelity, and SEX! in the Ranma universe!
^_^
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