OK, the most twisted, unrealistic crossover ever, our cast:

Ranma: The sitting commander in chief.  His curse turns him conservative
in hot water, liberal in cold.  In order to avoid Akane's cooking, he's
taken to eatting at the golden arches.

Akane: Bad tempered first lady.

Shampoo: Ranma's old flame.  She's bringing a combined sexual harassment,
paternity suit against him.

Ryoga: Relentless, misguided senator running for Ranma's job.  He tends
to campaign in the wrong state.

Any takers?

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb