Andy Skuse verbalized:
At 08:59 PM 8/22/96 -0400, Windlily the eagle-eyed wrote:
gaffney@iconn.net wrote:
while Sean 'Gaf' Gaffney merely said:
White Wolf's back, folks.
You call me Gaf again, Kergie-baby, and I'll insert a large
garden gnome in you.
I haven't had a nickname in 23 years; don't need one now.
Oooo...shouldn't have said a word then...*tsk, tsk*
Panda and Albercrombie the Space Gopher exchange excited glances...
Gopher slides a soapbox up to Panda's feet, whereupon Panda steps
up onto the box and clears his throat...
[The scarry thing is, we work so damn well as a team, don't ya know.]
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
>From this moment on, Sean Gaffney shall be known to the membership
of this list as "Gaf" !!!
Panda steps down from the soapbox. Gopher smiles as they walk away.
<<Gopher/Panda dribble delete for sanity reasons>>
Gopher: "Indeed I am sir! Who ever heard of a Panda saying "Hear Ye!"? Why
the very vision causes those muscles that control my grinning mechanisms to
twitch expectantly! And... "
Panda: "There's more?"
Gopher: <Looking glum> "I am afraid so..."
Panda: "Out with it then my rodentine friend!"
Gopher: "Please- don't call me Shirley."
Panda baps Gopher as they disappear to Stage left...
Gopher: you did pack the bandages didn't you?
Panda: Bandages, my Good Gopher? Whatever for?
Gopher: There will be repercussions from this - the unwilling never accept
new nicknames quietly.
Panda: Quite. Hmm, I believe that Windlilly may have some, she seems to be
part of this, too.
Gopher: Also, just what does a 'Gaf' look like? I picture it as a tall
slender creature that has no distinguishable features, yet is very
articulate in its movements, such that the viewer knows exactly what its
intensions are.
Panda: Tut, tut, not even close - it's more of a barrel shaped oddity that
has three arms and four legs. It jumps about and sings 'Gloria' like Jim
Morrison at annoying moments.
Gopher: <pondering the soapox he is carrying> hmm.....
Panda: <pondering what Neitchie would do at this point> hmm....
[Gopher kicks Panda in the butt because he now has Jim Morrison singing
'Gloria' like Patty Smyth running through head.]
Panda: <massaging his wounded pride> Ow. That hurt you know.
Gopher: Serves you right. That song was annoying enough before Ms. Smyth
got ahold of it.
[They wander back to the zoo in search of shelter from the impending
onslaught of denile from 'Gaf'.]
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Panda (of White Wolf's Theatrical revue! Never coming to a theatre near you!)
Oh, I dunno - I'ld like to see it....
WWolf's Juggling Act - see him juggle various computer systems - ALL WITHOUT
BACKUPS!
Panda's Soapbox - come hear the modern fuzzy fill-o-sofer fill your head
with wondres ideas
Gopher's Annoyance Clinic - Gaurenteed to tick you off in minutes or your
money back!
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