Sorry, you're too young. Do you REALLY want to see the (almost) ex-Kergma
being dumped in a pot of honey, have killer ants set on him, attacked
by Trish Ledoux, licked by Trish Ledoux, stuck with little white hot
pokers as Trish does unspeakably hentai things to him, castrated with
a teaspoon and skinned alive, among other things?

Why are you being so nice to him?

@_@

I suggest forcing him to look at a picture of Cologne in a string bikini,

Trish in a 'sexy' leather outfit to show off her most hentai parts would
be worse, wouldn't it? I'll send Macek in, too, stark naked, to help Trish
with Kergma. A thousand times worse than Cologne in a string bikini, ne?

force-fed approximately fifty tons of wombat Spam, and expert weilding of a

Pity he likes spam...

pencil for multiple sessions of five minutes that make eternity in Hell
pale in comparison. <cackles evily>

Pencil? Hmm... a little to sharp ... I could find something nice and
blunt to use ...

Kun-chan...