Better yet, Akane is the old flame that Ranma grafts into Kuno's memories.

Kuno: "I treated her so badly."

Ranma: "No, you didn't."

Kuno: "How could I have called her an uncute tomboy?  I deserved it when
she dumped me."

Heh... Though it would work better if it was Shampoo.

Kunou: "How could I have called her a Chinese bimbo? I deserved it when she
dumped me for Tsubasa." (or something equally as silly)

Then they could all sit there and go on about the sex. ^_^

I'm deeply sorry Kuny-Baby, when you said the creature needed to be
female, I thought you ment the creature that evolved from the pig
(i.e. Ryoga), not the pig itself (P-chan).

*bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap*

Of COURSE I was talking about the ORIGINAL being female. She needed to have
babies, remember? Do you expect a male animal to turn up with his kids or
something? :p  Make it one of Akari's pigs, a female one or something. ^_^

[Image of Ranma "porking" onna-Ryoga deleted]

O_o

The later can be worked out very quickly in the dialogue.

Ranma: "P-chan was female?"

True ... Ryouga fell into pool of drowned *female* piglet! ^_^

Please accept my humble apologies.

[Raking of claws accross own face]

Good boy.

Kun-chan...