At 21:13 5/09/96 +1000, you wrote:

                            The Chaos Machine


By Plunger

 
 
:) how about
 
 
The Puzzle Box : Hell comes to Nerima
another facet in the Geometric Parallel Tetrahederon Sided Universii....
 
 

Gonsunkugi Hikaru sat in his bedroom brooding. Ever since the cursed Saotome
Ranma had arrived in Nerima, his chances of ever attaining the 

attentions of

the beauteous Tendou Akane were almost nonexistant. Whenever he thought 
he 
finally had a chance to do something, Ranma would show up and sort it all
out in his usual stupid macho martial arts way. It wasn't fair! How 
could 
someone as attractive and intelligent as she was, like someone who was as
intelligent and charismatic as your average sea slug?! And with the 
eating  
habits to match, no less!

After a few minutes of just quietly stewing to himself, Gosunkugi sat up 
suddenly as an idea struck him. If he could create some means of 
getting  
Ranma out of the way for a while, he knew that he could steal Akane away 

>from him...
 

Now... All he needed was a diversion...

 
Hiakru picked up the puzzle box he had found in one of his great uncle Elliot
Spencer Gosunkugi's chests in the attic.
 
It reminded him somewhat of an old chinese puzzle box, all black but with
a very fine and delicate silver inlay, slight whirls at odds with many
triangular shapes and even some circles. 
 
He started to caress the box with his thumbs, tracing the inlays and
imaging that hes running his hands over Akane....  the box....  the
box.... shocks him out of his reverie as it seemed to twist of its own
accord.  Applying a little pressure, he depressed the inlayed button on
the top and watch stupified as it lifted up in fan-like segments, turned
and droped back down. 
 
He raised his palm, brining the once flatly cubed box to eye level...
 
One of the candles on his head flickered but held onto life, the other
sputtered and winked out.
 
  "You summoned me?"
 
Gosunkugi turned around opon hearing a deep questionin voice, and stared
open mouthed at his geni from the box.  'Just like in Aladin! A blue
skinned geni.' he thought. 
 
  "I wish that you would get rid of Saotome Ranma." 'Yeaah, finally,
no more Ranma' he thought.
 
Pinhead removed one of the meethooks from the many seeping wounds on
his chest and stepped toward the boy.
 
  "There is only one thing the Pope of hell grants,"
 
Gosunkugi fell to his knees wideeyed.
 
  "and its not absolution." and with that, a theremonuclear
haze melted Gosunkugis senses into nothing more than a blood stain
on the carpet....
 

It worked perfectly... And no-one noticed...

 
(Except his mum who had to clean it up.) ^_^
 
 
DF, Stu, Entropy, Petsacide, Banshee, Genocide, DDT and the guys from Ed
Woods school of fanfic signing off. 
 
(We got a REAAAALY dark fic comming soon, and Nabiki AINT gonna rise
the the dead after this one :)


-df

Dark Fiber [Entropic Coders]
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