"Ranma-chan : Trials and tribulations of birthing for blokes."
by Saotome Ranma-chan.
ISBN 0-937-279-13-7
Kuno Publications Inc.
 
 
<In the begining>
  "And how am i sposed to get preggers?" Ranma said.
  "Well," Akane, his defacto partner suggested "you could always,
ya know," and made a motion with her hand "and then when your
about to, ya know," she pulled a face and rolled her eyes, "we could
pour water on you right then, and some of it might come out in you or
something" she trailed off at his zoned out expression.
  "We could do it the easy way" said Ukyo, his only legal wife, "you could
fill this cup, and then you could do a hand stand and we could pour it in
you."
  Shampoo, his second defacto partner looked at the two women as if they
had become nine-headed hydras. "All we have to do is get him to fill the
cup and then we dip my bonbori handle in it and - What??"
  Ukyo gave Shampoo a dirty look and cut in with "Look, lets just fill your
douche thing with his stuff instead of coke-a-cola and squirt it in?"
 
 
<Later, past the begining>
  "Natal martial arts? If you do anything to hurt that baby....."
 
 
<Closer to the end>
  "Nnnnnnngggggggggg!" Ranma-chan struggled, groaned, moaned, did a several
cones and blacked out, the pain of child birth being nothing compared to
being engaged to three fiesty wenches.
 
 
<Toward the end>
  "SHAMPOO!! What are you doing with the placenta?"
  "Making soup. Its an ancient village tradition.  Imbues strength,
vitality Vitamin B1, Niacin, Iron and increases virility."
 
<end>
  "Ryooooga have you thought much about... little piglets?" Akari questioned.
Ryoga, after reading the serialisation of his best mates book "Ranma-chan :
Trials and tribulations of birthing for blokes" was out the door like a
shot. His feeble brain not registering that Akari only meant children, not
fathering sumo-pigs, Alas for Akari, Ryoga was last heard of trying to save
pygmi-pigs in darkest Africa.



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