Here is a fanfic by my brother (S.C. or Vegita1941 whatever you want to call
him). I'm sure you'll like this one since it's a lot of fun. Well, enjoy
it. Oh, ignore the typos, he didn't proof read it.
-begin-
Prologue
"You better give me your lunch money punk!" Bellowed a bully.
"Please, don't hurt a defenseless little kid like me."
cowered high school wimp, Gosunkugi. "Tell you what mister, I'll
give you something better." He quietly takes out his hammer and
nails. "Is this good enough?!!" Gos swings down his hammer and
nail, but the bully trips him and digs in his two fingers in the
back of his neck.
"Geeks like you shouldn't never try that." He picks up Gos,
and takes his lunch money. "Don't ever mess with Noguchi
Mishima." He shakes Gos, and throws him down to the
ground.
Stupid Crap Co. Presents:
Ranma 1/2: The Mantis Fang
By S.C.
"Students, we have a new student, his name is Noguchi
Mishima. He was transferred to six different schools in less then
two weeks."
There is alot of commotion going around the class.
"Noguchi, is there anything you want to say?" ask the
teacher.
"Yeah, if there is anyone here that can fight real good,
meet me after school, 6:00."
Ranma laughs stupidly. "Yeah right, kid can't probably even
punch."
"Alright Noguchi, your seat will be next to Ranma Saotome,
the one in the fourth roll."
"Who? The geek with the pony-tail? Okay."
Ranma stands up, fist extended. "What the HELL did you say
you idiot?!"
"Ranma, in the hall, NOW!!" The teacher screams. "You too
Noguchi, you were the one who started all this."
Later, we see Ranma and Noguchi holding a bucket in each
hand. Ranma breaks the silence. "Hey, HEY!! why did you call me a
geek?"
Noguchi faces him, smoking a cigarette. "Cause you sound and
look like a geek, that's why." Noguchi releases his cigarette,
and flicks it toward Ranma. It lands right on his chest, making a
huge, black mark. Ranma fumes.
"You moron! You better clean my shirt after school!" Ranma
screams.
Noguchi smiles sheepishly. "So your saying you want a
fight?"
"What? Me fight a wimp like you? Nah."
"Why? Scared I might beat you up?"
"What?! Fine! Man, I'm going to make you regret saying
that."
Kuno comes out of nowhere and says some Shakespeare stuff.
"Hey, who's the guy in the blue dress?" asked Noguchi.
"He's Kuno, one of the biggest ass-holes in school."
Noguchi sets the bucket down, and faces Ranma. "I'll show
you what I'm made of." Noguchi walks up to Kuno and says, "Hey
Kuno, I think you are a dork."
Kuno brushes his hair, and says some more Shakespeare.
Noguchi is frustrated. "Look, Kuno, you suck."
Kuno immediately faces him, with teeth clenched. "You have
called the mighty Kuno a dork and also said that I suck! Your
price shant be death!!" Kuno swings his bokken on top of Noguchi.
Noguchi grabs his bokken, and flips him over, and then pierces
his neck with two fingers. Kuno gags for a while, and then sinks
into unconsciousness. Ranma isn't impressed. Well actually, he's
SORTA impressed. He knows he can flip Kuno over, but the two
finger thing, no.
"Heh, I can see your impressed." Noguchi said, breaking
Kuno's Bokken in three.
"Nah, just plain UNimpressed."
"Yeah, yeah."
---------after school-----------------------------------
Ranma and Noguchi are in the school field, with the wind
batting their hair.
"Heh, don't worry kid, it's gonna be quick and clean." Said
Ranma, cracking his knuckles, hoping to impress Noguchi. But
guess what, he's not.
"HA! It's you who is going to lose!"
"Fine then, let's do it!" Ranma does his usual stance, and
Noguchi arches back a little, with two fingers extended in
each hand. Ranma does the first attack. Ranma punches Noguchi
three times, and does three back-flips toward him. Noguchi blocks
two of the punches, and only dodges one of the flips.
"Hmmm, I under estimated you Ranma."
"Yup!" Ranma lunges his fist toward Noguchi's stomach, but
Noguchi grabs his hand, and slams him down with his right hand.
Ranma wipes his face like Vegita in Dragon Ball, and beams at
Noguchi. "Hmmmm, I under estimated YOU Noguchi."
"Yup!"
Ranma again lunges toward Noguchi, with fist extended. But
Noguchi again grabs his hand, and trips him to the ground. Ranma
pierces him with hard eyes. "That hurt!" Ranma hurtles toward
him and punches him repeatedly. Ranma slowly smiles and looks up.
Ranma was hoping to see a face that looked like that was in pain,
but instead saw him smiling awkwardly. Ranma eye's bulged out of
his head like a toon, and is blown off by Noguchi with a
uppercut. Ranma makes a loud thump, and slowly get's up, holding
his jaw. Ranma walks up to him mad, and does a unusual stance.
"Time to show you some Drunk-Fu!" Ranma walks back and
fourth, and moves his head in every direction. Noguchi looks and
runs toward him. Noguchi swings his fist toward him, and Ranma
leans back. Ranma then laughs and burps as he knocks Noguchi on
the head. Noguchi rubs his head, swears, and quickly attacks
Ranma's collar bone. Ranma falls down before he gets hit, and
trips him.
Ranma then laughs as he tries to get in a comfortable
position and pretends to drink beer. Ranma then gets up before
Noguchi does, and walks over him.
"Oh, sorry buddy...HIC!..didn't see ya there." Ranma tries
to help him up, but Noguchi swings at him again. Ranma quickly
does a back-flip and hits Noguchi with his feet. Ranma then
drops and holds his foot, pretending to not know what hit his
foot. Ranma looks at Noguchi and sees his near defeat.
"Now to finish this!" Ranma runs toward him, jumps, and
hits Noguchi's right shoulder with a twirling axe kick. Ranma now
knowing that Noguchi is about to give up, he is about to destroy
him. Ranma leans back, but stops when Kuno pops up behind him.
Kuno shoves Ranma aside and sees Noguchi kneeling down, holding
his shoulder and ribs.
Kuno smiles, with the sun beaming down upon him. "You are
the fool who insulted me earlier in this sunny day, for you have
ruined a perfect day. Now, you shall pay with your life peasant!"
Before Kuno does anything, Ranma knocks him away. "Look, Tate, I
want to finish him."
Kuno shakes his head.
Ranma thinks.
And thinks.
And thinks.
Ranma snaps his bleeding fingers. "How about some money,
say..... 50,000 yen?!"
Kuno thinks.
And thinks.
And thinks.
Kuno brushes his hair, then says, "I am as like to call thee
so again, to spit on thee again, to spurn thee too. If thou wilt
lent this money, lend it not as to thy friends, for when did
friendship take a breed for barren metal of his friend? But lend
it rather to thine enemy, Who, if he break, thou mayst with
better face exact the penalty."
"So you'll take it?" Ranma asks impatiently.
"I said..." Kuno starts to repeat it.
"To hell with it!" Ranma stuffs the money into Kuno smiley
mouth, and kicks him into the pale, red sky.
"Finally!" Ranma brushes his hands, and turns around. Ranma
sees that Noguchi isn't kneeling down, but standing up, with a
cold, hard expression on his face. Ranma cowers and hears Noguchi
say, "Die." Ranma is covered in shadows as Noguchi rears over
him.
Noguchi repeatedly attacks Ranma in blinding speed, sorta
like Kim Kapkwan's desperation move in Fatal Fury 2 and Fatal
Fury 2 special. Ranma tried his best to block and dodge as many
as he can, but horribly fails. The attack ends as Noguchi plants
his foot on Ranma's jaw, possibly knocking out two or three
teeth. Ranma slowly goes down, holding his jaw, and breathes
uncontrollably. "You, (pant) didn't win, (pant, pant) y-yet."
Ranma stammers out. Noguchi walks up to him, with a satisfying
smile, and cracks his knuckles. "Oh Ranma, how you are ever so
right.." Noguchi raises his fist, extends two fingers, and
plunges. Is this the end? Thought Ranma. Having no more options
left, he covered himself with his two battered arms, hoping they
will defend himself. Just as Noguchi was about to make the kill,
Ryouga popped out of a huge rock, and ran toward Noguchi.
"You fiend! Ranma is my opponent to kill!" Ryouga whacked
Noguchi across the mouth with his umbrella, and sent Noguchi
flying across the school yard, and ending his destination on the
school fence, which made a pretty impressive dent.
"Why you sonava.." Noguchi was cut short as Ryouga dug his
fist into Noguchi's stomach, making him cough out small amounts
of blood. "Hurk! T-this isn't your fight!!!" Noguchi jabbed
Ryouga to his neck, making him barf a little. Noguchi then picked
him up by his two front teeth, and furiously pulled them out.
Noguchi then kicked him into a nearby tree, and started punching
him until the tree fell, knocking Ryouga with it.
"Hey!" A voice called.
"Eh?" Noguchi spun around barely to dodge the incoming foot
that flew past him.
"Y-your alive!?" Noguchi yelled.
"Thats right No, and I'm more angrier then ever!" Ranma ran
toward him and yelled, "Katsuten shinamaguriken!" Ranma drove
100 fists into Noguchi's chest, sending him again through the
school yard. Before Ranma attacked again, Kasumi came out a
nowhere and said, "Ranma, time for dinner!"
Ranma turned around and smiled, "Okay, hold on."
Kasumi smiled and walked off. Ranma then looked at Noguchi, who
was laying on the ground looking up at him.
"This fight is going have to be finished some other time,
say about... 5:00 P.M., tomorrow?"
"I-I'll be there.." Noguchi stammers.
"Yeah right." Ranma walks off.
"Oh, I'll be there all right, Ranma, and this time, I'm be
the winner." Noguchi said and walked off.
----------------Next day-------------------------------------
"I didn't expect an audience." said Noguchi as he saw 95% of
the school students sitting down on the grassy knoll, including
Kuno, and the strange boy he fought yesterday that popped out of
a rock.
"Alright, let's fight!" Ranma got into his ready position,
but quickly retreated his stance as he saw Noguchi take out a
cigarette.
"Hold on," he mumbled," Let me smoke for a bit."
Ranma nodded, and waited, impatiently. Noguchi caught Ranma in
the corner of his eye, who was stamping his foot eagerly. Noguchi
smiled. So eager to die I guess, Noguchi thought. Noguchi took a
long whiff, let out the refreshing steam, and flicked the
cigarette to the ground. Noguchi crushed the cigarette under his
foot, and yelled out, "This is you and your family Ranma!"
A few muffled laughs. Ranma was furious, and screamed, "No one
talks about my family like that, except me!!" Ranma lunged toward
Noguchi, foot extended. Noguchi dodged the kick by a margin, and
delivered a swift side-kick to Ranma's spinal cord. Ranma fell
forward, but quickly got up, and nailed Noguchi to his stomach
with a powerful roundhouse. Noguchi held his stomach, making odd
gasping noises, but was hit again as Ranma dug his knee up his
gut. Noguchi pushed Ranma away, which was, he hoped, was hard
enough to knock Ranma down so he can catch his breath. Ranma
slowly got up, holding his back, and crawled to Noguchi. Ranma
delivered a punch to the chest, which again knocked Noguchi
across the ground. The students cheered, and chanted ,"Ranma,
Ranma, beat him up, Ranma!!"
Ranma smiled at his fans, and screamed, "Mortal Kombat!!"
The students stopped chanting, and mumbled among themselves.
"Mortal Kombat?","Don't tell me he still play's that game!","Why
did he scream Mortal Kombat?"
Yeah, why did I scream Mortal Kombat? Thought Ranma. Maybe I
yelled it as battle cry. Ranma heard groaning and quickly turned
around, seeing Noguchi getting up. Ranma ran toward him, and
hammered him back to the ground. Ranma cracked his knuckles, and
said, "It's time to end th..."
"I give up!" Noguchi cried out. " I give up Ranma, please,
have mercy on me!"
Ranma was startled. "Hmmmm, I'm not so easy to confess..." said
Ranma, and raised his fist. "Well, time to end this Nog, it was
nice knowing you.." Ranma was cut off as Akane squashed Ranma
with her mallet.
"Why did you do that for?!?!" Ranma yelled as he got up.
"He said he gave up! Are you deaf too Ranma?! You didn't
have to hit him again!"
"Look you stu.." Ranma stopped as he heard Noguchi laughter
behind him.
"Thank you, Akane, I shall thank you later for giving me
enough time to get my strength back, and as for you, Ranma, you
will die!" Noguchi jumped back, and arched his back leg when he
landed. "The Mishima Final Attack, Inoru Bakudan!!" A blast the
shape of a giant Praying Mantis claw spewed out of Noguchi's
hands. "Akane! Look out!" Ranma pushed Akane out of the way, and
quickly yelled out, "Hiryu Korin Dan!!" The two blast collided
together, making a huge and powerful explosion that blew all of
the students into the ground, and some into the walls of
Furinkan. After the dust settled in a few minutes, Ryouga and
Akane, who were the only ones standing, saw Ranma and Noguchi,
kneeling down, both badly bruised and bleeding. Akane and Ryouga
ran up to Ranma and shook him. "Ranma, are you okay?" asked
Akane. Before Ranma replied, he saw Noguchi standing in front of
him.
"Wow, you one of the strongest geeks I have ever seen or
fought. Ah, this school sucks, too much strong geeks around
here." Noguchi smiled, and slowly limped away, but turned around.
"I'll remember this fight Ranma." Noguchi took out a pair of
sunglasses, put them on, and made the thumbs up sign. Noguchi
then limped off.
"S-so that's it? You win, and he walks off?" Asked Ryouga.
"No, pig, I didn't, neither of us did, we were to even."
Ranma said.
Ryouga nodded, and said nothing more.
-------------Next day at Furinkan------------------------------
"Well, students, Noguchi isn't here today, because he was
transferred thank goodness, but the school sent us another
transferred student. Everybody, meet Sanshi Sazaku. Sanshi, would
you like to say something to your new class?" The teacher asked.
Sanshi stood up, looking cold and hard at the other kids. "Yeah,
sure thing. If anyone here that can fight, meet me afterschool,
6:00 P.M. Be there."
Ranma banged his head on the table, and mumbled,"Oh man, not
again!!"
The End
Inoru Bakudan
(translation) Praying Bomb
--end---
if you enjoyed this and want more stories by my brother, go check out "Gel."
My brother wrote that too.