Subject: [Fanfic][Ranma] That's 1/2 My Goddess part 4...
From: ebon
Date: 9/20/1996, 4:57 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

That's 1/2 My Goddess.   Part 4/9
(Sore wa Nibonuichi Megamisama)

PART IV: Of Warm Hearts and Cold Shoulders.

             "So,  Ranchan,  any luck?" asked Ukyou as  Ranma  and  Akane 
entered  Ucchan's.  It was eight in the evening  and  the dinner crowd 
was barely starting to thin out.
             "Nope. Still nothing." muttered Ranma as he and Akane put on 
their  aprons, "Everybody either wants too much or the  rooms are too 
small for one person, much less three..."
             Ukyou smiled faintly, "Oh, well..."
             "We're checking out another place tomorrow, though," said 
Akane brightly.
             Ukyou merely nodded absently.
             When  they  finally had a quiet moment, an hour  or so 
later,  the three settled down behind the counter.
             "Where's Ranko?" asked Akane. She needed to have a long talk 
with her cousin... communication done by way of hammer...
             Ukyou frowned, "Wasn't she with you? She called and told  me 
something about not being able to make her shift," she shrugged, "I don't 
 pretend to understand Ranko, Akane."
             "Me neither," replied Akane, as she stood up to clean up one 
of the tables. 
             A ragged voice from the door suddenly asked, "Where am I?"
             Standing  in  the open doorway was the  bedraggled  form  of 
Ryoga. He'd been walking since early afternoon and the last place he  
clearly remembered had a lot of snow and penguins...  but  he knew  he 
was supposed to find... glove? dove? Something...  when  he got there...
             "Ranma, isn't that your friend from school?" asked Akane.
             "Hey, Ryoga... what are you doing here?" asked Ranma  before 
he realized that Ryoga didn't have any idea either.
             A look of astonishment crept over Ukyou's features,  
"R-r-r-Ryoga..?"
             "Who? Wha--?" Ryoga looked up and saw Ukyou's face. He had a 
blank  expression on his face as no recognition dawned.  Then  he looked 
at Ranma and asked, "Ranma, what are you doing here?"
             "I work here you idiot! You got lost again, huh?"
             "Who says I get lost--?" said Ryoga.
             Ukyou suddenly pulled out a gigantic spatula the size of 
snowshovel from the  broom closet and rushed towards Ryoga, with murder 
in her eyes.
             Ryoga  managed  to get out of the way as  Ranma  caught  the 
spatula on the down swing and embedded it into the floor.
             "Ucchan, what are you doing?!" asked Ranma.
             "I'm going to kill that jackass!!" she said shooting Ryoga a 
venomous look.
             "Excuse me, do we know each other?" asked Ryoga bewildered.
             Ukyou let go of the spatula's handle and grabbed  Ryoga by 
the shirt front, screaming sarcastically in his face,  "Do  we  know  
each other?! DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER!?!"
             "I asked you first," said Ryoga peevishly.
             "We were engaged for two years before you left me at the 
altar, you jackass!!" said Ukyou enraged.
             A look of shock passed over Ryoga's eyes as he said, "Ukyou? 
But you're a guy, Ukyou's not a--"
             "You  bet  your ass, I'm Ukyou, sugar..." she  said  ripping 
open the top few buttons of her shirt, showing Ryouga a bit of cleavage. 
Ryouga's eyes focused there for a few seconds before he finally managed 
to bring his gaze back up to her face. Tears were forming at the corners 
of his eyes... and blood was threatening to come out his nose...
             "Now you're going to pay!" Ukyou screamed as she tore the 
spatula free from the floor.
             "Ukyou! It is you! I've been looking for you for years!" 
Ryoga said suddenly hugging her and crushing her to him. As Ryoga sobbed 
 into  Ukyou's shoulder, you could almost  hear  her  ribs cracking under 
the strain. Unable to breathe, Ukyou released her hold on the giant 
spatula out of surprise which Ranma promptly kicked a discreet distance 
away.
             "Excuse me, er... Ryoga, right?" said Akane.
             Ryoga looked up from Ukyou's shoulder and said in a  puzzled 
tone, "Yes?"
             "Maybe you should let go of Ukyou now. I don't think she can 
breathe..." continued Akane.
             "Huh?"  asked Ryoga, now looking at Ukyou and  surprised  to 
find  that his beloved's face was a ghastly bluish purple  color. He 
quickly let go saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" as Ukyou fell to the 
ground, struggling for air. 
             "Are you alright?" Ryoga asked Ukyou.
             The color had finally come beck into her face, "No thanks to 
you, you jackass..."
             Ukyou's  cut  herself off in mid sentence as she  and  Ryoga 
stared at each other. Ukyou's gaze was full of anger and  outrage and  
pain. Ryoga had a worshipful look on his face. Almost as  if he'd  been  
in darkness all his life and had  finally  found  the light.  They 
continues staring at each other for several  minutes and the painful 
silence dragged on.
             "Ranma," whispered Akane, "Do you know what's going on?"
             "I  have  no idea," he whispered back,  "Although  I  didn't 
realize  that  these  two even knew each other,  much  less  were 
fiances..."
             "Maybe we should give them some privacy..."
             "Heck, no! I want to see how this turns out..."
             "Ranma..!" Akane whispered fiercely.
             The silence continued. Ranma and Akane eventually picked the 
two up off the floor and seated them at a booth, to keep them out of  the 
 way of the customers. The entire  time,  they  continued staring at each 
other. Eventually, the customers had eaten  their fill and left, Ranma 
was in the process of putting away the money in  the cash register, and 
Akane was washing the dirty dishes  in the  back, when Ryoga finally said 
hesitantly, "So this is  where you are-"
             "Yes," Ukyou snapped coldly.
             "I tried to find you after the wedding-"
             "That wasn't a weddong it was a farce." Ukyou returned in a 
brittle voice.
             "Um... nobody would tell me where you'd gone-" Ryouga tried 
to continue.
             "I  didn't  want to be found," she replied. You  could  have 
frozen ice cubes with that voice, "Especially not by you."
             Ryoga  finally  noticed  Ranma who  was  making  himself  as 
inconspicuous  as  possible behind the counter.  He  had  already 
finished  with the cash register and was trying hard not to  make it look 
like he was eavesdropping.
             Ryoga suddenly said, "Ranma, do you mind? This is a  private 
conversation--"
             "No, Ranchan. Stay," interrupted Ukyou, "I've got nothing to 
discuss with this jackass that can't be said in front of my  best 
friend."
             Ryoga's eyes suddenly lit up with anger, "What did you  call 
Ranma?!"
             "Ranchan,"  said  Ukyou  coolly, "You  remember...  my  best 
friend from high school. I'm pretty sure I mentioned him once  or twice. 
How do you know him?"
             "You  mentioned  him  practically every  other  day,"  Ryoga 
snarled,  "You  mean to tell me that your 'Darling  Ranchan'  was Ranma  
all  along?!" Ryoga turned to Ranma, "We lived  under  the same roof for 
two years and you never mentioned this once?!!?"
             "Hey!"  said  Ranma stepping back. He'd  fought  with  Ryoga 
before and he knew he was better, but Ryoga had the edge when  it came  
to strength and endurance, "You never said  anything  about Ukyou! All 
you ever did was mope about how your fiance left  you! You mean you were 
Ryochan?"
             "What a coincidence, Ryoga," she said his name with the same 
inflections one would use for referring to a maggot, "You used to live  
with  Ranma... now he's living with me," she  said  with  a cruel smile.
             Ryoga's head swiveled back and forth between the two.  Ukyou 
was coolly unreadable and Ranma had a look of panic on his  face. You 
could almost see steam rising from Ryoga's head as he  rushed Ranma,  
screaming, "You already have a fiance, but you're  living with my Ukyou! 
I will not have it Saotome! Prepare to die!!"
             Ryoga  crashed through the counter and nearly  smashed  into 
Ranma. Ranma easily stepped to one side and delivered a strike to the 
back of Ryoga's neck which should by rights have dropped him. All it did 
was make Ryoga angrier as he began to take wild swings at Ranma, which 
Ranma easily blocked or avoided.
             "Ryoga! Calm down man, it's not what you think!" said  Ranma 
desperately. He knew full well that when Ryoga was this  steamed, he was 
virtually unstoppable... short of ramming him into a steel wall and even 
that wasn't guaranteed to work.
             Akane stepped out of the kitchen area to see Ranma and Ryoga 
tearing up the counter and some of the tables. Ukyou was  sitting in  one 
 corner looking as though she were just  about  ready  to break  down.  
Akane was the Goddess of Conflicts, and  she  could feel a massive 
conflict of emotions within Ukyou...
             "What  is going on out here?!" she said. Unfortunately,  she 
picked the wrong time to say it. Ranma was momentarily distracted 
allowing  Ryoga to get his hands on Ranma's neck and pick him  up like a 
rag doll.
             "Gotcha!  Now  you  will pay  Saotome!"  Ryoga's  voice  was 
already bordering on the irrational, "For ruining my life and for 
stealing my Ukyou!!"
             Akane didn't even hear him ranting, she saw her Ranma  being 
attacked  and she acted immediately. Pulling out her mallet,  she swung 
back and hammered him across the back, sending both him and Ranma  flying 
towards the open front door.  Unfortunately,  Ranko was just on her way 
in, humming a happy tune.
             Ranma  and Ryoga slammed into Ranko. Ryoga lost his grip  on 
Ranma  at  roughly the same moment that Ranma made  contact  with Ranko, 
 resulting in his transformation. All three were not  hurt beyond  simple 
 bruises, but Ryoga was a little  stunned  by  the hammer  blow.  He  
shook his head to  clear  it,  looking  around desperately for Ranma, who 
had disappeared. "The little  coward's run off again," he snarled as he 
stood up.
             At  his feet, a pair of attractive redheads, twins no  doubt 
he thought, cowered, "Where'd he go?!" he snarled at the one with the  
shorter braid. She raised a trembling hand and pointed  down the street.
             With  a  nod,  Ryoga  took  off  heading  in  the   opposite 
direction.   The  two  redheads  blinked  in  confusion,  as   he 
disappeared in the distance.
             "What's  going  on?"  asked  Ranko,  trying  to  disentangle 
herself from Ranma.
             "Do  you  really think I know?" said Ranma,  irritated.  She 
surveyed   herself   and   muttered,  "I   never   thought   this 
transformation thing could come in handy."
             Akane  stepped out of the door and saw them on  the  ground, 
trying  to pick themselves up, but still locked in what  appeared to be 
some sort of a hug. She made a small snarling noise at  the back of her 
throat which was echoed by distant thunder.
             Ranko  noticed  her and said suddenly in a coy  voice,  "Oh, 
Ranma! We mustn't! What if Akane were to catch us?! Besides we're both 
women!"
             "What are you babbling about!?" said Ranma, who had  finally 
managed to get her arms free. She noticed a shadow falling on her created 
 by the light of Ucchan's doorway... she looked  up  into the seething 
face of Akane.
             Akane picked up the two and easily separated them, "Ranma, I 
can  appreciate  that you had to get away from  Ryoga...  but  at least  
have  the  decency  not  to  look  like  you're   enjoying yourself..."
             Ranko  glomped onto Ranma, transforming him again, "Ah,  but 
my  darling cousin, if he so desperately wants me why  should  you stop  
him? You can't really blame him.. er... her... Akane,  it's your  own 
fault, you know..." she said airily. Ranko snuggled  up to  the now 
female Ranma some more and said, "Stop being so  shy, Darling..." 
             Ranma  gently tried to pushed her away and said,  "Will  you 
stop that!?!"
             Akane picked Ranko up by the collar and tossed her over  her 
shoulder,  "What's going on Ranma!? Why was Ryoga trying to  kill you?!"
             "Stop   trying  to  maul  my  beautiful  body  you   violent 
maniac..." said Ranko as she slowly picked herself up.
             "Why  does everyone keep asking me?" asked Ranma,  "I'm  the 
innocent  bystander here..." she leaned himself against the  wall next to 
the door and rubbed at her injuries. Those were going  to be sore in the 
morning. 
             Ukyou stepped out of the restaurant herself. Akane, thinking 
fast reached out and tagged Ranma on the chest, turning him  back into 
his male form. 
             "So where did Ryoga go?" she asked in a brittle voice.
             "Gone... he wandered off." replied Ranma.
             Ranko took one good look at Ukyou's emotional state and  was 
surprised  by what she found... she hid a smirk from  the  others and  
simply declared, "Well, I'm exhausted. I'm going back up  to the room to 
sleep," as she walked into the restaurant, she  said, "By the way, Ranma, 
Tate-kun sends his regards..." 
             Ranma  frowned, "Tate-kun? Who's Tate-kun?" he  asked  
himself, but at the moment it was less important than Ukyou's problem...
             "Ucchan, do you want to talk about it?" he asked Ukyou.
             "We're  your  friends  Ukyou. Please  let  us  help,"  Akane 
pleaded.
             "I'm  not sure you can," Ukyou said with a small sad  smile, 
"Maybe it's already to late."
             "It's  never too late," said Akane with a certain  sense  of 
authority, "Nothing is ever totally irrevocable..."
             Ukyou sighed and shook her head sadly, as she gestured  them 
into  the  restaurant.  Ranma and Akane  looked  at  each  other, 
shrugged  and followed. They went through the motions of  closing up  the 
restaurant before Ukyou finally sat the two of them  down at one booth 
and talked...
             "Ranma, do you remember my last letter to you?" Ukyou began.
             "Yeah.  I  still have it around here somewhere..."  he  said 
thinking about rooting through the various junk he had piled in his room.
             "No, don't bother. Do you remember what I said there?"
             "Yeah. That you were getting married to this guy you met and 
that  you two were really happy. I called you on the day  of  the wedding 
but your roommates told me you'd moved out already.  They never  told  me 
 why," Ranma's brow furrowed  in  thought,  "Your fiance was Ryoga?"
             Ukyou   nodded.  "We  were  supposed  to  get   married   on 
Valentine's  Day,  I had the wedding hall and the  reception  and 
everything was ready."
             "What happened?" asked Ranma.
             "Then  he disappears. I waited at the wedding hall  for  six 
days  for  him.  He never showed up... I was  so  humiliated!  My entire 
 family was there... my friends..." Ukyou's voice  was laced  with 
bitterness and tears were forming at the  corners  of her eyes.
             "That's  so  sad,"  said  Akane laying  a  hand  on  Ukyou's 
shoulder.
             Ukyou smiled faintly in Akane's direction then asked,  "This 
part  was  always one of the hardest to tell Akane...  Could  you please 
get me some water?"
             Akane nodded and headed towards the kitchen.
             "Since  that day, I've tried to forget that I was a  woman," 
Ukyou  continued now addressing only Ranma, "I  started  dressing like  a 
man, acting like one... I didn't want to take the  chance of  having  my 
heart broken again. I left Tokyo, moved  out  here where nobody knew 
me... then I just sort of reestablished  myself as  Ukyou Kuonji, a 
practical person who doesn't care about  love or sentiment... At least 
until a few weeks ago."
             "Why? What happened then?" Ranma asked.
             Ukyou blushed and gave a shy smile. For the first time since 
she  realized who Ranma really was, she looked  very  feminine... "You 
came back, Ranchan. My best friend in the world came back."
             "Here's your water Ukyou," said Akane, suddenly stepping out 
of the kitchen.
             Ranma  had a look of confused shock and Ukyou  was  blushing 
red.  Akane looked at the two, as she sat and asked in a  puzzled tone, 
"Is something wrong?"
             "Nooo... nothing's wrong at all..." said Ranma incoherently.
             "Anyway,"  said  Ukyou  without  missing  a  beat,  blushing 
furiously,  "I  was probably just wishing...  it  would  probably never 
have worked out. Him being already engaged to someone else and all..."
             "Yeah...  I  guess..." said Ranma,  suspiciously,  "I  never 
realized,  though..." he managed to stop himself in time when  he noticed 
that Akane was here.
             "Um... are you talking about Ryoga?" asked Akane, unclear.
             "No,"  said  Ukyou  clearly,  "Ryoga  was  someone  I  never 
expected to see again. I never want to see him again," she folded her 
arms and her mouth became a thin hard line.
             "Ucchan..."  Ranma  said,   "Maybe  if  you  talked  to  him 
first... Get his side. He's not that bad a guy--"
             "There  can  be no forgiveness. If he shows up  around  here 
I'll put him in the hospital," she said, cracking her knuckles.
             Akane  said,  "I agree with Ranma, Ukyou. I saw the  way  he 
looked at you. He's still in love with you..."
             "Hmph," Ukyou sniffed, "Maybe he just realized how much he's 
lost..." 
             "You know that might be it..." said Ranma slowly.
             "What do you mean?" asked Ukyou.
             "Maybe Ryoga got lost on the way to the wedding hall."
             Ukyou frowned, "The hotel we were staying in was right  next 
to the wedding hall, how can you get lost on his way there?"
             Ranma smirked, "This is Ryoga we're talking about. He  gets 
lost  going across the street. It takes him to hours to find  the 
bathroom in a one bedroom apartment. The man has the world's most 
pathetic sense of direction."
             "He  wasn't like that when I knew him... Nobody's  sense  of 
direction could be that bad..." said Ukyou dubiously.
             "His  is. Trust me. You can ask anybody at  the  University. 
How  else do you explain the fact that this place is only  a  few blocks 
 from where he lives, but he's never been here before?  We didn't  used 
to let him leave the dorm alone because  it  usually took him weeks to 
get back.
             "No  matter.  I  don't care what  happens  to  that  jackass 
anymore as long as he doesn't show up here," she said bitterly as she  
stood  up, "I'm going to bed now, guys. Just  turn  out  the lights when 
you turn in, Okay?"
             "Sure thing, Ukyou," said Ranma.
             Ranma  and Akane watched as Ukyou climbed up the  stairs  to 
her  apartment.  Ranma was a little confused by  what  Ukyou  had said... 
 He'd always considered Ukyou a friend, but never did  he think that she 
felt that way about him. And Ryoga, while a rival, was  also a friend of 
his... There was only one thing that  could be done. 
             Akane  noticed  Ranma's look of distraction and  said,  "You 
want to help them don't you?"
             "Is it that obvious?"
             "A little. So, what do you think we should do?"
             "I  don't know yet... maybe if we got Ryoga's side we  might 
have something more to work with..."
             "Say no more..." she said brightly as she dragged Ranma  out 
of his seat, "Follow me, we can still catch up to him."
             "Where are we going?" asked Ranma.
             "The bathroom."
             "What? How's that going to find Ryoga?"
             "I need water to move through, silly..."
             "Oh, yeah... you mentioned that."
             She  nodded as they entered the bath. Akane filled a  bucket 
of water and set it down in front of them.
             "Do  I  have  to  hold  my  breath?"  Ranma  asked   looking 
incredulously at the bucket.
             "No,  just hold onto me..." she said putting her arm  around 
Ranma's waist.  
             "Er... like this?" he said putting a tentative hand to  hold 
her shoulder.
             Akane  frowned at him, "Hold on tighter, Ranma if you  don't 
want to get stranded in between."
             "I'm holding already, I'm holding..." 
             "Erhk!  Not  that tight, you idiot!" she squeaked  as  Ranma 
released his grip, "That's better. Here we go!"
             Akane  jumped into the bucket, pulling Ranma in  after  her. 
Ranma  didn't even have time to register what he saw  during  the 
journey. One moment, he was in Ukyou's bathroom, the next he  was 
standing waist deep in a public bath. The women's section.
             Most  of the women currently had their backs to Ranma  which 
was a good thing. Considering how vigorously they defended  their own 
virtue against peeping toms. Case in point. Ryoga Hibiki.
             Ryoga,  when his rage had finally run out, had  fallen  into 
the  black pits of depression. He had wandered into the baths  by 
accident.  In his state of mind, he'd failed to notice  precisely where  
he was and was only snapped out of it finally  by  finding himself  in  
the  center of screaming circle of  women  who  were pitching wooden 
buckets, plastic chairs, and anything else  which came  in handy with 
uncanny accuracy. Ryoga had managed to  avert his  eyes quickly enough to 
avoid a nosebleed, but with his  eyes closed, he couldn't find his way 
out either. Some of those bucket strikes were starting to hurt too...
             Screams of "Pervert!" "Pig!" Get out of here!" were  already 
echoing  through  the  baths. So Akane's sudden  shout  of  "Stop looking 
you, pervert!" at Ranma when she realized where they were was hardly 
noticed.
             Ranma on the other hand didn't bother to avert his gaze.  He 
quickly  dashed past the women and grabbed Ryoga by  the  collar, hauling 
 him out of there as quickly as he could. Of course  this resulted in a 
fresh series of screams and thrown items.  
             Shouts  to  the  effect  of,  "Another  one!",  "Get  him!", 
"They're probably in cahoots!", "Isn't that Ranma?" 
             Ranma sprinted out at full speed. In the back of his mind he 
mused  that  his reputation was probably ruined...  Somebody  was going  
to  pay  for this. Following close  on  his  heels,  Akane finally 
managed to catch up with him.
             "Why didn't you tell me we were going to end up in a women's 
bath, you idiot?!" asked Ranma.
             "How  was I supposed to know your idiot friend would  wander 
into one!?" she retorted angrily.
             "Is  it safe to look now?" Ryoga asked worriedly as  he  was 
dragged along.
             "Shut up!" Ranma and Akane said simultaneously.
             As they finally ran out of the baths, they turned the corner 
and entered an alley. They finally stopped, breathing hard.
             "I think we lost them..." said Ranma.
             "Where are we?" asked Akane.
             "It looked like the bath of the women's dorm..."  muttered 
Ranma.
             Akane  frowned,  "How would you know what the  women's  bath 
looks like?"
             "Er... I mean the outside, Akane."
             Akane merely glared at him.
             "Is it safe to look now?" repeated Ryoga in the same tone of 
voice, his eyes firmly screwed shut.
             Ranma sighed, "Yeah, its safe, you idiot."
             Ryoga frowned at the voice before he opened his eyes. 
             When  he saw Ranma he immediately went into a wild lunge  at 
him, "I'm going to kill you Saotome!"
             Ranma  quickly borrowed Akane's mallet and  easily  hammered 
him into the ground.
             "I just saved your bacon in there, Ryoga! Doesn't that count 
for something?"
             "Do you think pulling me out of a women's bath can take away 
all  of  the pain you've caused me?" Ryoga asked  angrily  as  he picked 
himself up.
             "What  are  you babbling about?" asked Akane,  grabbing  her 
hammer back from Ranma.
             "You must have been laughing the whole time, Ranma," he said 
bitterly,  "Ukyou  always talked about her  Ranchan...  her  best 
friend... she was always comparing the two of us, you know... She always 
 said Ranchan was her best friend, but she made you  sound more like an 
old boyfriend..."
             "I  didn't know, Ryoga. I only found out about this now.  We 
were   just  friends..."  complained  Ranma,  "And  if  its   any 
consolation, when she did write to me, she'd keep going on and on about 
her Ryochan--"
             "Enough  talk  Ranma it won't save you--" he paused  as  the 
words  finally reached his brain, "You mean she used to  call  me Ryochan 
in her letters?"
             "Who  else could she be talking about? She mentioned  fangs, 
bandannas,  hideously  strong...  how many guys  answer  to  that 
description?" Ranma shrugged.
             Ryoga's face darkened again, "That still doesn't change  the 
fact  that you're living with her... she said so,  Ukyou  doesn't lie..."
             "We're living with her..." said Akane suddenly.
             Ryoga looked at the two of them, "Huh?"
             "Ranma  is  living with her, but so am I and so  is  Ranko," 
Akane continued.
             "After you kicked me out of the dorm, I didn't have anywhere 
to  stay... it was just lucky I ended up there and she offered us a place 
to stay for the night," Ranma  thought about it, "That was about three 
weeks ago..."
             "You   mean...  you  two  aren't  living   together   living 
 together... you're just staying under the same roof?" said  Ryoga in a 
puzzled tone.
             "Precisely,"  answered  Akane,  "You've got  nothing  to  be 
jealous about there."
             "But, she's really mad at you, you know..." said Ranma.
             Ryoga suddenly slumped to the ground, "I know, I know... I'm 
not  even  sure  I can make her listen to  me... but if she did,  I  
could  explain everything..."
             Akane  smiled  at him and put a hand on his  shoulder,  "I'm 
sure  you could Ryoga-kun... but we've got to find a way to  make her 
listen. We'll help you if we can..."
             Ryoga  couldn't help but smile back at her,  "Really?  Thank 
you. Thank you very much..." he got back to his feet.
             "So what really did happen?" asked Ranma.
             "Let's  talk  about it on the way to the  dorm..."  he  said 
starting  off in a random direction. Ranma blinked as he  steered Ryoga 
in the proper direction and gestured to Akane to follow.
             "Basically,"  Ryoga said as they walked, Ranma and Akane  on 
either side of him to keep him on the right track, "We were going to be 
married. Her family liked me and said it was a good  match. Her  dad  
even promised to give me the family's restaurant  as  a dowry...  The 
night before the wedding, we had an  argument...  I don't even remember 
what it was about... Anyway, I went on a walk that  night, wondering 
about my marriage, about how things  would change...  you know, trying to 
sort things out in my head...  the next thing I know its 2 A.M. in the 
morning and I'm in some place called Kansas."
             Ranma and Akane shared incredulous looks.
             Ryoga shook his head at the memory, "It took me two weeks to 
get  back... by then Ukyou had disappeared. No one would tell  me where  
she  went  and  her  family  wouldn't  even  talk  to   me anymore..."  
he continued sadly, "I haven't been able to find  my way  around properly 
since. I ended up coming here to continue  my education again. That's 
what happened."
             They  walked on  in silence as  Ryoga's  two  companions 
mulled  over his story. "Well, that's what I told her... that you'd 
gotten lost... but  she didn't buy it," said Ranma finally.
             "Do  you  really  think  you  can  help  me?"  asked   Ryoga 
desperately as they dropped him off at the dorm.
             "We  can  help you," said Akane with conviction as they 
guided him to the front door,  "Count  on it."
	Ryoga bowed and thanked them both, as he stumbled into the dorm. 
It was highly likely that he would take the better part of the evening 
looking for his room, but at least he was there. As he disappeared into 
the building, Ranma turned to Akane and said skeptically, "Do you really 
think we can help him?"
	Akane smiled, "We live with the goddess of affection, I'm sure 
Ranko would be glad to help..."
	Ranma still looked doubtful, "Ranko? Help? Of her own free will? 
"
	"She likes Ukyou. She'd probably be glad to do it."
	Ranma got a strange look on his face as an idle thought crossed 
his mind, "She... likes... Ukyou?"
	Akane noticed the look and gave him a knock on the head, "Not 
like that, you pervert!" she calmed down a little, "She likes the fact 
that Ukyou's an independent woman. She almost respects that..."
	"I suppose..." he replied, still doubtful.
	Akane gave Ranma a warm smile as she took his arm, "Come on, 
we've still got that other place to check out tomorrow. We want to get 
plenty of rest."
	Ranma nodded and looked around, "How are we getting home anyway? 
Its a pretty long walk..."
	"Same way we got here, you big silly," Akane laughed, dragging 
him to a puddle of water that had collected at a nearby faucet.
	"Aw, man..."

	They did indeed check out the other place the following day... 
for a change, all three of them.
	"Is this place what I think it is, Akane-chan?" asked Ranma 
incredulously.
	"Looks like it," Akane replied, also slightly stunned.
	"I like it!" said Ranko with conviction, smiling broadly as she 
surveyed the grounds.
	"Can we afford this?" asked Ranma finally, his surprise still 
plain on his face.
	Akane turned to him and said, "This was actually the cheapest 
place so far... its got an even lower price than that apartment 
downtown..."
	Ranko had already wandered off to explore the garden.
	"Why are they renting this place out so cheap? It's huge! It's 
got its own grounds and everything, but it costs less than a fleabag one 
room apartment? There's gotta be something wrong with it," said Ranma a 
little uncertainly.
	"Nothing I could find, Ranma. I guess people just generally don't 
want to live here..." said Akane.
	"I can't really blame them," he replied, glancing up at the 
somewhat derelict old structure...
	"We'll take it!" said Ranko enthusiastically, bouncing back to 
the two.
	"I've still got my doubts about this..." said Ranma putting a 
hand at Akane's shoulder...
	Akane smiled at him, "No... this place feels right, Ranma."
	"Aw c'mon, Saotome!" said Ranko happily, "This is perfect! Where 
else would you expect a pair of goddesses to live but at a temple?"