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Ranma: Awakens, painfully, in a very different place.  "Ow, am I dead?"

Kami-sama: "Yes, but don't let it get you down.  I've had my eye on you
    for some time Ranma, and I'd like you to join the team.  But first 
    you need to marry into the family.  Here's my three daughters, pick 
    the one you want, she's your fiancee."

Urd: "Oh, he wants Skuld."

Belldandy: "Yes, definitely"

Ranma: "Just what I need, another crazy uncute girl with a hammer!"

Skuld: "Ranma no baka!"

 Henry J. Cobb hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    Who has indeed stooped to Ranma fics to get C&C.

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        My Gawd! I was waiting to see if the late Rod 
Sterling was going to appear and start giving his 'twilight 
zone' shtick.

Mr. Sterling: "Submitted for your approval, Ranma Saotome, 
martial artist extrodinare, fated to be eternally cursed and 
engaged to mallet wielding, overly emotional and violent 
tomboys. Does he have a choice? I don't thing so! Signpost 
up ahead, you've just entered the fan fic zone."

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joe.ortiz@ci.slc.ut.us

Akane: "Ranma you dummy! the sign translates as 'secret 
sauce', not secret techniques!

Ranma: "Geeze Akane, how was I supposed to know??"

Akane: "Well that clown selling those cheap burgers 
should've been your first clue."

                                  - Akane on a caffine buzz