<<INCOMMING MESSAGE FROM WYRM!>>

This is Thomas Jefferys, AKA "Wyrm". If you remember, I was attacked by
Ukyou, Genma and Nodoka for my fanfic "Expansion Card". Fortunately, I
escaped without further damage by falling through a plot-hole.

That plot-hole has lead me to a small mircroverse, which I christened
"Middle Of Nowhere". I disassembled my Scientific Calculator, coulping it
with thermos full of really hot coffee, and created a crude finite
improbability drive.

Using the drive, I lurched myself over to Spags, UF universe, and upgraded
to an infinite improbability drive. I also found myself an old Type 39
TARDIS and using a Washuu(tm) mindchip upgrade, completely overhauled it to
be equivelent to a Type 90. I also bought a few odds and ends, including a
Nullnet connector, before Dark Ten tracked me down and I had to leave.

I am now situated somewhere close to the main timeline, using its signature
to cloak MON's in addition to a signature distorter and void isolators
(nuthin's gettin' in! ;). I am also communicating to you via the Nullnet, a
quantum- dynamical nonlocal interface system that is completely
untraceable.

In a few seconds, I'll activate the infinite improbability drive. Where I'm
going will be top secret; I don't want this to get out. I know my
security's been comprimised. Nene's got my RSA key and has certainly read
my files. I dumped everything into Durandal (my mainframe) and triggered
the Halt and Catch Fire command on P-chan, but I don't know how much had
been copied.

My guess is that they'll try to find me. Good luck! ;)

Viva l'Otaku!

<<MESSAGE ENDS>>