Minna-san,
Here's my answer to the revengefic challenge. Please forgive the quality of
writing. With all the other stories I have on the go, I didn't have as much
time to spend on this as I would have liked. I hope you get a good laugh out
of it. My brother did, and that's fer sure! :)

Ja ne,
Greywolf



                    Sailor Moon: The Revengefic

  He removed his key from the lock and opened the front door. He entered
  the darkened house wearily. <What a day,> Eric thought tiredly, <Busy
  as hell and late at getting the place closed!> He sighed. His parents
  were away, so he'd have the house to himself for a few days. <First
  I'll get my Email and see what the anime brigade have been doing and
  then I'll do some more on Chapter 8.>

  He noticed the light streaming from the open door of his room. <Aw heck,>
  he thought in irritation, <Did I leave my light on AGAIN?!> He got to
  the entrance to his room and stopped abruptly, startled.

  There were several girls in his room, clustered around his computer,
  watching the monitor as the blue haired one sitting in his chair was
  entering commands on the keyboard. He knew them immediately. Those
  costumes WERE pretty obvious, after all.

  <Uh oh,> He thought apprehensively, <What are THEY doing here?!>
  At his entrance, the Senshi turned around to regard him and they
  DIDN'T look happy. "What are YOU doing here?", Eric asked knowing
  full well why they were here but deciding to play ignorant on the
  revengefic business. "You haven't, by chance, heard of the Revenge
  fic Challenge?", Venus asked, raising a brow. Eric nodded, giving
  up his pose of ignorance. "Yes I have, but since I haven't done
  anything to Anime characters, I figured I was safe!"

  "Are you forgetting Haeth's shattered wing?", Jupiter queried sweetly.
  "Or what you did to ME at the end of the Prologue?", Sailor Moon put
  in indignantly. Eric looked at them sharply. "Now just a minute!", he
  exclaimed, "I accept your presence over Usagi's injury..." "How
  magnamanous of you!", Mars interrupted sarcastically. "BUT, Haeth is
  one of MY characters, she's NOT anime so I can do whatever I want
  to her!", he continued, glaring at Mars.

  "WRONG!", Jupiter returned, cracking her knuckles, "You made us VERY
  protective of our little Dragonkin." "AND by allowing me to ride her,
  you solidified our friendship!", Sailor Moon cut in. Saturn tucked
  her Silence Glaive under his chin and leaned close to him. "Haeth asked
  us to intervene on her behalf.", she whispered to him with an evil grin.

  <Nope,>, he thought, <This is NOT good!> "Listen, girls," He pleaded,
  "I'm feeling a little delicate at the moment..." "Oh,", Sailor Moon
  crooned, "We won't HURT you, we're NOT the Dark Kingdom after all!"
  Mercury turned from the computer. "That is correct.", she stated,
  "We aren't the Dark Kingdom, BUT some deterence IS in order, don't you
  think?"

  Uranus and Jupiter seized his arms and took him out to the living
  room. Mercury came with a chair from the dining room and placed it
  in front of the TV. They sat Eric in the chair as Venus powered up.
  "VENUS LOVE-ME CHAIN!" <HOLY SHIT!>, Eric thought, <Good bye world!>
  The chain wrapped around him, tying him firmly to the chair. Neptune
  walked over to the TV and removed a video cassette from her subspace
  pocket. "Your parents will be away for a few days, SO you'll be
  watching videos for a while!", she explained with a smile. He did NOT
  like that smile.

  "Uh...They wouldn't be original Sailor Moon episodes, would they?", he
  asked, feeling a sense of dread because he knew they probably weren't.
  "Not likely.", Pluto commented with a smirk, "But we have enough
  episodes from THIS series to keep you busy for about two days." Neptune
  turned on the TV and popped the cassette into the VCR.

  When a purple dinosaur appeared on the screen and began to sing and
  dance, Eric began to scream in horror.....................


The End