I corrected the perspective errors that were in the previous one.
And I changed SKJAM! to Frosty. THIS IS THE DEFINITIVE REVENGEFIC WITH ALL
ERRORS CORRECTED
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thunder crashed outside and rain began to fall, a drizzle at first,
then increasing in intensity to a veritable storm. Lightning ripped the sky
asunder and lit my neighbourhood up.
<What a night to be out in...>, I thought. I turned away from the
window and walked downstairs to my basement, where my computer was located.
With almost nothing to do and boredom beginning to set in, writing and
improving on my Nullifier fanfic seemed to be the only thing to do.
The computer's hard drive whirred and the system powered up. I
tapped in a few commands and within seconds the Nullifier fanfic appeared on
the screen, in WP6 format. Ahh...the glorious sensation of being a fanfic
writer....you get to play god in any universe you choose, plus you satisfy
your curiousity as to the `what-ifs' of the particular universe you're
working on. In my case, it was the Ranmaverse. I peered at the first
chapter, made sure it was satisfactory, and I saved it under ASCII format.
Then I launched into a furious assault on the keyboard, plotting out changes
in the story, further defining characters' personalities and anything else
that caught my fancy.
I came upon a lemon rind in my fanfic at that moment and I scanned
it carefully, adding and subtracting, and refining, as I saw fit to, making
it more and more lemon-ny. I have heard rumors of various authors on the
FFML being visited by their fanfic characters for the express purpose of
exacting vengeance for slights, real and imagined, done to them in the
fanfics. I smiled and brushed the hair from my face
<These people were all loony. To think that anime characters could
make it across to this world and take their revenge is ludicrous. Besides,
even it the tales be true of various authors being given various curses for
their past and future deeds, I believe myself very safe from retribution.....>
Lightning struck the earth and the power went out. My computer went
dead and the basement was plunged into total darkness.
"Oh, great. Just what I need. Now how am I going to rewrite the
entire lemon rind I was working on just...."
The lights came back on at that moment and my heart almost stopped
when I saw two people standing in the basement. They looked at me with
predatory eyes, as if deciding what to do with me. One of them was a guy
with black hair, a pigtail and dressed in chinese clothing. He held a
waterbottle in one hand. The other was a girl with red hair, a pigtail and
also dressed in chinese clothing. Ranma and Ranma-chan!
"Hello, WebDragon. You shouldn't have posted that fanfic part one
on the FFML, you know", said Ranma.
"You are here to take revenge on me, I suppose?", quipped I, looking
for a way out. Ranma-chan glared daggers at me the moment I said that.
"Hell yes!! You were the one who manipulated things so that I get
stuck as a girl, probably for good!"
"But it was the two of you who decided to use the Nullifier on
yourselves..."
Ranma cleared his throat and said, "You made us do it. Now look at
her (Ranma-chan glares at Ranma) Sorry, him. That was a nice number you
used for the blend number, you know, 122. Too bad I didn't figure it out
until it actually happened."
"It's your own fault that..."
"Quiet, idiot!", screeched Ranma-chan who took a step closer to me.
Ranma held her back with one hand, gesturing with the bottle at WebDragon.
"There'll be time enough for that. Anyways, Blend one two two can
also be interpreted as Blend `One to Two'. That was a little tidbit that
could have saved me all this trouble but you *had* to put it so subtly..."
"I hafta give you credit for subtlety, though, even though I wanna
break you in two. The Ouija board arrow spun for exactly two minutes and
two seconds. Translation, one hundred and twenty two seconds", interjected
Ranma-chan.
"Yeah, yeah. All that is beside the point, now. What are you going
to do with me?" I looked pointedly at the waterbottle in Ranma's hand. He
noticed me looking at the waterbottle and he popped the cap on it.
"This is water from the Spring of Drowned Girl, WebDragon. Ever
wondered how bad it is to be half girl?", said Ranma.
"Oh, please. You almost nailed Nightelf with it but you gave him
two weeks to reform. Why not me?"
"I've had enough of being mister nice guy, WebDragon. You should
serve nicely as an example to those other idiots out there who would put me,
or Ranma-chan, into lemon parts."
Ranma-chan wandered over to my computer and looked at the fanfic on
the screen. Her eyes widened and she sat down in my vacated seat, tapping
on the arrow keys and scrolling the story down. She whirled on me.
"You pervert! Here you have me daydreaming about having sex with
Ranma!"
"WHAT!?!" Ranma was beside Ranma-chan in a second, and he too was
scanning the fanfic. "This is the third part, and it's nearly completed, too!"
"See here! Down the screen a bit! Here! Now you are rubbing warm
oil all over my naked body, exploring every inch of me, and straddling me
and about to...." Ranma-chan's pupils narrow to little pinpoints and her
left eye twitches. Ranma reads the chapter and his reaction was entirely
different. His face began to color a deep red and almost unconsciously he
reached over and scrolled the story down a little more, unable to turn away
from the lemon rind. Ranma-chan whacks him on the head.
"Are you a pervert too?! Come on, the D-Portal is gonna close soon!
That fanfic writer who so graciously agreed to help us in our vengeance
can't help us out if we're in WebDragon's domain!!"
Ranma tore his eyes from the screen. "That's right! Come on, let's
splash him and get the hell outta here!"
"Fanfic writer?!? Are you saying that another fanfic writer has
allowed you to cross over and wreak havoc on us?"
"Oops. We weren't supposed to mention that, were we?" Ranma-chan
looked sheepish. Sheepish, but still cute, in my opinion.
Ranma suddenly lunged and grabbed me. He tossed the waterbottle to
Ranma-chan, who caught it and waited until Ranma had me pinned against the
wall. Without further ado, Ranma-chan emptied the contents of the
waterbottle all over my head. The first thing I felt when the water touched
me was a tingling sensation, then it spread like wildfire and tripled in
intensity, though not uncomfortably so. Ranma released me and I slumped to
the ground, watching in disbelief as my chest suddenly turned into breasts
and feeling myself shrinking in size. My fingernails became more pointed
and my hands lengthened themselves until they were as delicate
as....a....girl's. Gulping in air to steady myself, I stuck a hand down my
pants and felt....nothing.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!", I screeched in shock. Even my voice had
become that of a girl's!! I leapt to my feet. "I didn't even post the
second part yet, you fools!"
"But you do have part 3 finished, isn't that right?"
"............"
"Well, I'll be seeing you around, WebDragon. Or WebDragon-ness, if
you look at it that way. Maybe I'll even bring some Nullifier this time,
and I'll make sure it's new stock."
I gulped. The new stock Nullifier induced an uncontrollable
sex-urge in both subjects. Old stock Nullifier was just too old to do that
and that was the only reason why Ranma and Ranma-chan didn't....
Ranma and Ranma-chan fade into non-existence, their eyes still
glaring at me. I slumped into my chair and put a hand on my heart - and
encountered a breast instead. I ran to the washroom and looked myself in
the mirror. I had red hair now, a well-endowed chest and a figure that
could put most girls to shame. I ran a finger over my face, feeling the
softness of the skin and the slimmer cheekbones. This is it. They really
did curse me!
<They said something about that fanfic writer/traitor being unable
to help them in `my' domain. What does that mean? Does that mean that I
too have the power to change reality?>
The front door opened and my sister walked in, bag slumped over one
shoulder and looking very tired. She looked up and saw me.
"Hi, you must be my brother's girlfriend, right?"
"Ummm, yeah!"
"Well, nice meeting you." She tromps upstairs and goes into her
room. I'm my own girlfriend? I shuddered as I thought of how that could
actually come true - if Ranma came back with the Nullifier. It's all that
fanfic writer/traitor's fault!!! Who in the world could be so twisted and
sick as to allow other authors to be....My mind whirling with an idea of
whom, I rushed to my computer, loaded up Eudora and checked my mail. Yup,
here it is. frosty started it all by challenging authors to send in their
revengefics. frosty reveled in the overwhelming response to his challenge.
This wouldn't have happened if frosty didn't think of the idea in the first
place. It had to be him!
"Excuse me, but who are you?"
It was my mom, who peered downstairs at me.
"Ummm...I'm...uh..your son's girlfriend!"
"He has good taste, that son of mine, I see. You're really quite
pretty and beautiful, miss. My son is one lucky boy." She walks away. I
shuddered to think if Ranma happened to come a visiting with that Nullifier.....
I shut off my computer and went upstairs to my room. My mom watched
me walk upstairs, enter my room, and shut the door. I could almost see what
was going through her mind, "What is he going to do with that girl in his
room?" OR "He'd better be going to do what I think he's going to do with
that girl.". I threw myself on my bed, feeling the strangeness of the
sensation of my breasts making a sizable indentation in my soft bed. I'm
going to get even with Ranma and Ranma-chan, even if I have to write more
and more lemon fics involving them. But first, I've got to take a nap
first.....
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
I woke up with the sensation of somebody watching me. I sat up and
tucked my legs beneath myself and smoothed my hair out, which had become all
frizzled from my nap. Then I looked at the door and saw my sister looking
at me.
"Huh? What are you looking at?", said I.
"Ummm...where's my brother?"
"I'm..." My hands flew over my chest. Part of my t-shirt had come
loose and I saw a breast peeking out. It wasn't a nightmare, it was
real!!!! My sister giggled as she saw me looking so flustered.
"Umm...I...err..he went somewhere. I don't know where."
"Okay. Oh, and by the way, how was it?"
"How was what?"
"You know what I mean." She looked pointedly at my disheveled
appearance, my ruffled hair, and my half-tucked in shirt that ill concealed
my feminine attributes. She couldn't be...she couldn't be referring to
*the* deed, could she?
"None of your business, okay?!", I snapped. She merely smiled a
knowing smile and ducked her head out of my room. Nosy sister. If I had
told her a lie she would have spread it around to her friends....
The phone rang at that moment and my sister cried out, "I've got
it!!!" I hear her voice ever-so-faintly from her room. "Hey, Cathy. Guess
what I have to tell you....". Galvanized into action, I leapt out of bed
and reached for the phone plug that led from my room to hers......
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
There! I thought I'd write a better fic than the one I sent in.
frosty, don't take this personally, okay? That was only for the story, and
I have no quarrel with you man ^_^. Let me know what you guys think of this
rewrite as opposed to my first revengefic.......
WebDragon