Erin, having just been relesed from the full body cast, heads over to the
communications terminal and sends out a message to all those who have
suffered curses/severe beatings/other sadistic tortures by the anime
chars.:

     TO: The ALF, Onna Team, all battered and beaten fanfic authors.
     From: Shallow 15 (Formerly The Lab)

      I am hereby opening Shallow 15 to all fanfic authors interested in any
Weird Science devices, weapons, or equipment you think you may need
in order to lodge the ensuing attack on the Animeverse.
     I am also offering FREE clone replacements in the event any of same
are killed in the attempt. (Please provide own DNA sample.)
      It's Payback Time.

                                                               ---Erin 2.5