Hmmmm.  So many wanting revenge.  Yet, I think that isn't the answer. 
A war has been declared and here I am in Fred, unable to stop it.  Sure,
the authors who come to Fred are gladly given some cure water.  But what
about ones who have been cursed for good?  I must decide a way to help
these people.  I thought as I sat at my little house in Fred.  It's nice
place by a sea.  I distill seawater regularly to keep the pools out back
filled.  It's been used a lot lately.

   It been okay so far, Ranma and the others stopped chasing me, so I'm
no longer missing classes at school.  But yet, I still haven't thought of
a way to help people who are trapped in the other dimension or under
watch.  Like poor Stormwalker, under the constant vigilance of the Knight
Sabers.  Or Zen.  Sure I could cure him.  But what about the Dir....er,
Lovely Angels?  I thought about how the others were handling this.  An
underground movement.  And Wyrm who thoroughly messed up one Ranma
universe.

   Then it hit me!  Wyrm was using plot holes!  That's it!  You see,
traveling through dimensions isn't easy for me.  It's a waste to use the
bug in Windows '95 because, then I have to lug the computer with me.  And
creating portals like how Jay taught me uses MASSIVE amounts of energy. 
Energy I can't afford to spare.  Then I remembered the plot holes!  Quick
and convenient, they could do anything!  I set to work in the lab.  I
finished by early morning.  There!  My first Temporal Plot Device!  Now I
can go anywhere, and do anything with no problem!  Now, to test it out. 
I placed the microchip that received my thoughts behind the bottom of my
ear, pointed the remote controlled looking device at thin air and watch
in satisfaction as a plot hole opened up right in front of me!

   I stepped through and found myself in front of an apartment building. 
Absorbing some energy from the nearby streetlight, I used it to create a
sphere of energy that lift me off the ground.  I began searching in the
windows for them.

   THERE!  The Knight Sabers!!  There they were, talking as if nothing
was unusual.  I know nothing about them unfortunately, so I better make
this quick if I don't want to face me.  Taking out the TPD, I opened
another plot hole.

   Okay, I was defiantly inside the apartment.  I looked, there on the
bed was who I was looking for.  Stormwalker and his fiancee!  He wanted
to get rid of the Knight Sabers, well, that's what I'm going to do,
sorta.

   I walked over to them.  He was sleeping besides the noise made by his
new roommates.  It didn't look like a peaceful sleep, though.  I tapped
him on the shoulder.

   "Mmm, glkle" he mumbled.  Okay, let's try this.  I whispered in his
ear (doing my best to impersonate the KS), "'WHAT?!?  He's still writing
some fanfics!'  'Well then, I guess we'll have to make sure he can't
type!'

   "Arrgh!!! I didn't type anything!!!!!" he screamed, waking up.  Then,
seeing a fifteen-year old boy was in his apartment, punch me square in
the jaw.

   "Ouch," I said, readjusting my jaw, "Looks like I won't be missing out
on getting braces this year."

   "Who are you?!?  What are you doing here?!?"  He said, ready to kick
the crap out of me.

   I got up, bowed (I always had a thing for dramatic introductions), and
said, "I am Jordan E. Sam, JesX if you prefer.  You mention how you
couldn't come to me to get cure water and wanting to get rid of the
Knight Sabers.  I'm here to help."

   That's when I noticed the noise had stop.  I could mean the Knight
Sabers went to bed.  But I suspected the worst.  Taking the TPD, I opened
a plot hole.  "Quick, they're almost here!  Get your fiancee and hop
through, we're taking a trip to Fred."  He started to wake up his fiancee
when the door exploded.

   "Alright, who are you and what do you think your doing?"  One of the
KS asked.  I didn't know much about them as I said, so I wasn't sure
which KS it was.

   Skipping the dramatic flair, "I'm JesX if you want to know, and I
moving these people some place where you can't bother them!"  With that I
took an offensive stance.  "Quick, grab her and jump through the plot
hole!" I yelled to Stormwalker.  "Energy Absorbtion Technique!" I yelled,
drawing as much energy from the KS hardsuits as I could.  I didn't know
whether this affected anything, but at least I can keep them bust until
they went through the plot hole.  They did.

   "Oh, you're going to pay for this."

   "Sounds familiar."  I looked at them, they all had their weapons
trained on me.  The arm cannons I might be able to absorb.  But I wasn't
sure about the other weapons.  Energy weapons are easy to absorb. 
Projectile firing weapons, aren't.  Sure there's some of that kinetic
energy, but still that doesn't stop a bullet going through you.  I
decided to keep them from attacking.  "Super Energy Explosion!!!!!" I
yelled as the energy I absorbed at first was directed at the KS.  The
last thing I saw before I fell into the plot hole was the KS falling
back, and most of the apartment blowing up.

   I reappeared a little bit behind Stormwalker and his fiancee.  I
noticed the TPD brought me back to my house.....right over the pools out
back.  [Forget it] I thought, [I worked to hard to avoid such a fate to
stupidly fall into one of these pools].  "Energy Manipulation Technique!"
I said as I used the last bit of stored energy to make elongated forms of
my hands to get Stromwalker and his fiancee, then drew them back as I
encased all of us in a sphere.  I lowered us to the front of my house.

   "Here's two cure bottles.  You can stay here for as long as you want,
a little bit down the beach is free housing.  I have to go prepare for
other missions."

   "Thanks, I owe you one." Stormwalker replied. "Has this have anything
to do with ALF?"

   "No, I decided a war with the anime characters is too much of a risk. 
Also, it's too easy.  Think, most of them have been in many fights
before.  They're used to pain.  Wyrm may have cause that one Ranma-verse
tremendous problems, but I think they'll recover in no time.  I think the
best way to get revenge is to ruin they're revenge.  Here they are,
working to make your life terrible, and loving every minute of it, when
suddenly someone helps puts things back to normal, like what they did
never happened.  I think that would really annoy them."

   We said our goodbyes and I headed back into my house.  Next on the
list was Zen, but how do I help him?  If the Dir, opps, Lovely Angels
used energy weapons, it wouldn't be a problem.  If they used computers to
hold files of their recruits, easy enough to place a virus.  But I won't
be able to help Zen, unless he helps me.  If Zen can send the info. I
know I can help!  Look out Anime Characters, JesX the Revenge Ruinator is
here!!!!!!

So, what do you think?  Also, a call to Arms!!!!  I could use more
recruits for the RR Agency.  You get your own TPD and access to all the
pools.  Only requirement is that you don't have a personally vendetta
against any of the characters (meaning you'll pay attention to helping
the person, not fighting the anime characters involved).  And if anyone
wants help, send me info.

Jordan E. Sam(who promises to try to type that fic this weekend)
jesx@juno.com
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammar ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia
"So THIS is a sig."