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The Fanfic Revenge Cast of Authors (version 1.0)

Section 1

For anyone curious, I'm writing this pretty much as I go along through 
the printouts.  Some authors are much easier than others; if you'll 
notice, almost all of these in this part wrote only one entry to the 
Challenge.  For instance, I'm going to have a devil of a time doing 
Stormwalker's or Wyrm's, simply because they've written several parts to 
this.  There's also rough drafts to take into account, contradictions...
Oh well.  I'll probably do about one or two of these chapters a night, 
until I'm done.

For reference:
(rev) - The SKJAM Revengefic Challenge
(algo) - And Life Goes On
(tasb) - The Authors Strike Back
(?) - any writing to do with the enemy (?).

(in no particular order)

File 001
Name: Jamison, Scott
Age: unknown
Alias: SKJAM!
Works: Sauce, chapters 1 and 2 (rev)
Curse: none, yet
Status: Scott was the first to encounter the Revenge, meeting R&A in a 
local coffeeshop.  The Ranma crew spiced up his apartment, then was 
apparantly forced to dream a situation which he placed Ranma in: he dreamed 
that the Ranma crew went back in time and arranged things so that he was 
born female (with Kasumi's genes spliced in).  Upon waking up, he was 
quite relieved to find himself in his original shape.  However, the last 
known report was him waffling over a question from Ranma:  "You are going 
to get me out of there before I actually have to marry Kunou, right?"

File 002
Alias: White Wolf (real name classified)
Work: Chapter Only - Aw, HECK! (rev)
Curse: Girl-transformation, non-permanent, standard Nyannichuan (curable)
Status: After apparantly getting on Terry Marks' case for spamming 
(see file ), Ranma, Akane, and Skuld visited him, wanting him to finish 
his stories, so they unplugged his computer, thereby shutting down the 
entire ML for about 15 seconds.  After that failed, they resorted to more 
extreme measures: first, by splashing him with Nyannichuan, then having 
Skuld stay, to provide a love interest for him.  Rescue is needed, 
assuming subject wants to be rescued, as he/she is the moderator of the 
ML. 

File 003
Name: Biles, John Walter
Age: 26
Aliases: Ranma Al'thor, others too numerous to mention.
Work: Kiss This Computer Lab Goodbye or...(rev)
Curse: Girl-transformation, mixture of bone-marrow-transforming 
micromachines and Futaba extract (difficult to cure)
Status: While writing a bit of Lemon Sherbet (yummm...), John was first 
assaulted by Shampoo, saved by Ukyou, and..well...after a lot of pain to 
the author, was given 3% of Kansas University profits to play with, every 
anime character he ever wrote for roommates (enough to give anyone gray 
hair...or, in onna-John's case, bleach-blond), and a nice little 
injection that causes him to turn into a girl, ala "Futaba-kun Change", 
whenever stressed or excited (or when it's that time of month).  
Currently has not been rescued.  Recommend rescue as soon as possible, as 
his anime experience would make him invaluable in a fight.

File 004
Name: Lawson, Richard
Age: unknown
Work: no title given (rev)
Curse: Marriage to possible psycho.  Recommend rescue ASAP.
Status: While writing, Richard was shunted off to a private room, where 
Ranma gave him a choice between seemingly identical Kasumis.  Whichever 
one he would choose would become his wife.  One problem: One Kasumi was 
from "Heart of the Home" (i.e. normal-Kasumi), while the other was from 
"Appearances" (i.e. psycho-Kasumi).  He chose one, and has been living 
with her since, the suspence of not knowing which Kasumi it is having an 
adverse effect on his emotional state.  Poor sucker.

File 005
Name: Engman, Bridget Ellen
Age (approx.): 22
Work: no title given (rev)
Curse: Sent back in time and had child taken.
Status: Stuck in 10th Century Illinois with Native American Kyle 
McLachlan lookalike.  Child, Rachel, currently being brought up in 
Ranmaverse.  Rescue of Bridget medium priority, rescue of Rachel top 
priority.  Sorry, but we cannot have a child's mind warped like that.

File 006
Name: Christian, Elizabeth
Age: unknown
Work: no title given (rev)
Curse/Status: Currently fighting off Tatewaki Kunou's advances.  
Poor girl.  

File 007
Name: Leifker, Nicholas (And Kun-chan said I wasn't the James Bond of 
fanfic writers...)
Age: 21
Aliases: Nightelf, Nicole (in cursed form), others too numerous to mention.
Works: College Station by Night (rev), Homecoming (algo), Honor Among 
Devils (tasb), Darkness (?)
Curse: Girl-transformation, non-permanent (so far; see "Darkness"), 
fanfic-source Spring of Drowned Beautiful Girl (non-curable)
Status: Nightelf was given an option by the Ranma from the end of his 
"Sunrise" story: get a girlfriend and get out of writing within two 
weeks, or be splashed with water from above spring.  Unable to do so, he 
was splashed, with the expected result.  His roommate, Erik, was also 
splashed, due to a mind-altering shampoo error by Ranma.  Given money by 
Nabiki and counseled by Stormwalker (see file ), Nick went on with 
life, but distanced self from family as much as possible.  He/she became 
involved in the Anime Liberation Front, helping out with the Texas branch 
of that organization.  After neutralizing his/her own tormentor and helping 
out with others in the counterstrike, Nightelf returned home, only to be 
attacked by an unknown entity.  The entity threatened to make Nightelf's 
curse permanent and to impregnate him/her, but the process was interrupted.  
It is currently unknown what the effects of this attack were.

File 008
Name: Willmore, Christopher
Age: 19
Aliases: Childra Jansen, Skeride Willmore
Work: REVENGE (rev)
Curse: Body killed, took over form of one of his (now her) characters.
Status:  Chris was in trouble.  Perhaps no author was more notorious for 
doing "bad things" to his characters than Chris.  Thus, their revenge was 
quite brutal, if quick: One powerful Shishi Houkoudan to the stomach, and 
he was, quite literally, toast.  One problem: While the body may have 
been destroyed, the soul clearly was not.  So, Gosunkugi Skeride, a 
spirit-hunting character from his Ranma 2096 series, was sent in to 
finish him.  Chris turned the tables, possessing Skeride's body and 
exorcising her soul.  As a result, Chris still lives, but is trapped in 
Skeride's body.  According to Nightelf's works (see file 007), Chris 
helped to organize the Anime Liberation Front after the Revenge.

File 009
Name: Martin (Finch?)
Age: unknown
Work: no title given (rev)
Curse: Akane and Nabiki living with him, but with a few differences...
Status: Martin spent the night in bed with the two sisters, only to find 
they had a little secret...Akane was a man, and Nabiki used to be.  
Needless to say, Martin was quite shocked by this turn of events.

File 010
Name: Seawright, Caroline Ann
Age: unknown
Alias: Kunoichi
Work: Shampoo and Cologne's Attack! pts. 1 and 2 (rev)
Curse: guy-transformation, non-permanent, standard Nannichuan (curable)
Status: While Kun-chan was writing on the computer one day, Shampoo and 
Cologne came up with a hideous revenge:  hooking her up with Trish 
Ledoux (oh, the horror...).  Rescued by most of the Ranma cast, she was 
promised a trip to AX, to meet a certain someone.  Unfortunately, once 
she fell asleep, Cologne and Shampoo returned, to put a little crimp in 
the plans: They splashed her with Nannichuan water, triggering the 
expected effect.  

More is coming...

 
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Nicholas Leifker, aka "Nightelf"
nwl9354@tam2000.tamu.edu
"He's so beautiful when he's unconscious."
-Kodachi Kuno, "Kurobara"
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