�WPC Overview: Original story combining Aladdin, Dragon Ball, Ranma 1/2 and others.
A parody.
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ARABIAN KNIGHTZ
Prologue
��plateau. In the distance, a field with many springs is seen in the background. The
reflection of the moon can be seen in many of the small pools, each about 4 metes
across. Palm trees sprout straight up all around the pools. The valley is surrounded by
jagged rocks. The only foot path leading into it is guarded by two worn statues of
demons, left by some forgotten civilization.
��watching each over others' backs, as not to be stabbed.
��figure grabbed a bag from under the largest tent and ran into the Oasis of the Damned.
��and worn white pants. A rug served as a cloak to shield him from the elements.
��Resting, he opens the bag to see what is inside.
��discovered gold...
��a scarab. Or at least half of one. It was incomplete, yet it did not seem to be broken,
It was as if it was meant to be half of a scarab.
��would feed him for a very long while. The boy put the scarab back in the pack and
started to walk off.
��feet tall. He was black against the night sky. He had jutting shoulders pointed outward
and even more pointed were his ears. He spoke in an old sepulchral voice.
������keep alive. Some would say he was the finest fighter in Agrabah, For his age. Surely,
he could take down an old man no matter how tall he was. Or so he thought.
��hit him, he felt a blast of energy, and was propelled upward, dropping the rug and bag.�thought the pool was trying to kill him, but the pool knew, as the boy soon would, that
there are things much more sinister than death.
Chapter 1
Yokobue
������in the moonlight. Soon another house rode up and his rider dismounted.
��insidiously wide grin.
������������������figure.
��figure's shoulder.
����brings them together. There is a flash of li�
��figure now has a whole scarab. It glows before him, In the light, Hoodwink sees the
figure's face for the first time. It is old and green. His features are demonic and
pointed. His parot, the���������burrows int�
��������began to form around the two beams of light.�the slumber of Shen Ryu, the guardian of the Cavern of Wonders?!?!".
��form. Soon, the figure of a long, serpent dragon was half crept out of the earth. Gold
light shone from its eyes and mouth.
��������������near death �����object ... in about one minute.
����Yokobue, where did you pick this chump up?".
����������LIES FAR WITHIN! A 'DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH' ! ". After saying this, a whole
opened up before Shen Ryu and Hoodwink. In the hole was a stairway leading down
����������heard from again.
��scarab halves lay on the ground, motionless.
��hands on that stupid lamp!", Nageku flew down to retrieve the halves.
��calmly.
��from that big surprise!", Nageku dropped the scarab halves back in Yokobue's hand.
����
Atila�����John. This merchant city is particularly ����cabinet of military officials who all seemed to be named after colors for some reason.
Doctor Deadston was a darkskinned man with a talent for sorcery.
��and decided to make his own. Doctor Deadston had a talent for bring�
of incredible strength and power. He would use these to patrol the streets and maintain
order. They were all humanoid and made of stone, but that's where the similarities end.
They were all different colors, sizes , shapes, makes and models. The earlier ones were
mindless drones when it came to personality, but around number 19, they developed
more human intelligence.�
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��names, so he gave each a number.
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occasionally a band of brigands would gang up on one and ���particular �
����my bare hands!!"
��hundreds of people, and none of them were responding.
��accompanying him. Number 25 was a gray figure, about six feet tall. His forearms,
upper arms, thighs, forelegs, and feet were all solid �
were compiled of spheres, each a few �by some strange magic force. His hands were complete with five fingers made from�
stone segments. His head was a solid skull shaped rock with the face painted solid
black. He had to glowing white eyes. No ears. No nose. N�
smell, hear and talk.
��were twelve feet tall and weighed 3000 pounds each, so no one messed with them! They
were constructed of simple sandstone and had rigid joints like action figures. They had
large �Number two had two tiny horns on his dome head.
����were exposed for the world to see!).
��commented to the heavily clothed figure.���five feet into the air.
������head and covered it with a pot.
��������Seeing him in his only outfit, Atila wore ragged pants held�and a blue vest held together in the front by two yellow bars. He had poofy black ha�
and was barefoot.
��through the crowd with Number two.
��and landed a heavy uppercut to Number one's �����Number 25. At the sigh of a battle, the crowd backed away. Now Atila stood in a
clearing with the three guards.
��hand tied behind my back...".
����������������brought his hands close, as it holding an invisible ball of one decimeter in diameter. He
brought his hands, still in formation, to the center of his stomach, around his center of
gravity. In another instant her shouted and brought his hands out in a double opened
handed strike right into Number one. "HI KENTSU KEN!"
��of Number one shattered, and the rest of his stones fell lifeless to the ground.
������energy with that little outburst, haven't you? Number two, get him."
��Atila. At this, Kiki�chan squeaked in terror and ran up the side of a nearby building.
��sprang straight upward into the sky. He landed on the roof of the building before Kiki���horse stance, " looks like I'll have to take care of you myself!" Number 25 sprang up
and landed next to Atila on the empty rooftop.
����������later.", Number 25 lunged forward. He began striking and punching. Atila dexterously
dodged every swing. Each one of Number 25's punches could have brought down a
house.
��was on the edge of the roof, and had lost his center of gravity when Atila moved out of
the way. Touching Number 25 for the first time, Atila used his index finger to push
Number 25 headfirst to the street below.
��way. Number 25 crashed into Number two with an incredible force. When you're made
of solid rock, you have a lot of inertia. Number two shattered into many fragments of
����pile of stones. He was fine. At the loss of his comrade, he shouted up at Atila, but he
had disappeared.
��Atila. He was hopping mad.
��One of the girls was wearing the exact same cloak as Atila was before.
������of curtesy breast.
����golems where pounding Number 25 into the ground for its atrocity. The girl grabbed
her cloak and the urn and ran off.
��scorpion's tail...
��around. After dressing, she opens the urn.
������She gave one half to Kiki�chan and kept the other. They began to eat the loaf of bread.
��because she was pure of heart, she saw it. An emaciated child was rummaging through�nothing that wouldn't kill you faster than starvation.
��and gave it her share of the loaf. The child began to immediately scarf it down. The
girl then looked at the monkey sternly. Kiki�chan just snarled and wolfed down his half
of the loaf.
��
������cloak. It was Atila!
��awfully embarrassing curse, but it sure is handy for alluding guards."
��segments and the sting, and was about a meter long overall. After the tail was folded
around him like a belt, he then covered it with sash, to hide it. The trick to being a
����potential pockets to pick.
��widest road that lead to the palace. It was obviously a procession for a neighboring
prince. For the past four years, princes have been coming and going from the palace,
trying to win the hand of the eldest princes, Aisha. And in each crowd, Atila had been
able to steal enough to eat for at least a few weeks. As far as he was concerned, the
princes could never get married.
��VERY rich and they rarely got a chance to show it. In this parade of horses and
military guards, the leader was the captain of the guard. He road a white horse, and
wore frilled white and gray clothes of lunatic amounts of layers in this heat.
Apparently, the Sultan had run out of princes in the middle east and had to resort to
suitor from the west.
��a whip and flailed it around to get all loly�gagers out of the way for the prince. Those
who would not move fast enough would get a good lashing. Most had the sense to get
out of the way. Most.
��hour earlier. Seeing the man on horseback was obviously a terrifying sight. The child
froze. The captain shouted and shouted but it was no use. The child just stood there
terrified. At last the captain swung his whip and slashed the child across the throat.
The child fell, dead.
��captain. Yet on this particular day a man was watching, a thief named Atila.
��mesmerized by the sight of the "pretty horsies". At the crack of the whip, Atila had
finished picking the pocket and darted out into the street. At the slash of the throat,���of the horse. The horse's leg broke, nearly off. The horse staggered and fell. The
captain barely got off before the horse hit the ground.
��understand. Atila just stood there and gleamed at him. Eventually the thought of
"actions speak louder than" words occurred to the captain, and he lashed his whip at
Atila. Atila caught the whip with ease and pulled it from the grip of the captain. Atila
grabbed the whip with both hands and with a grunt, began to pull. In a few seconds,
the whip snapped in two.
��captain. Shocked, the captain ran back to the other troops.
��would take them all down if he had too.
������figure. This figure had to be the leader of the parade. He was dressed in fine black
cloaks which covered his form and his hair shot straight up. He had a massive widow's
peak.
����prince seemed to be just as tall in carrying himself, but when he got to Atila, he realized
he couldn't have been more than 4'11". Still, he seemed quite confidant.
��insert maniacal laugh here, "Well, your a brave one aren't you? Let me introduce, I am
Prince Velvita, of the flying island of Velvita!", surprisingly, he spoke perfect Arabic.
����island and named it after myself. It's old name was "Raputa" or something. Now that
I have a kingdom, I need a queen, so I inquired here. Now enough about me, what
about you? What's your name? I just had to meet anybody who could scare the
daylights out of captain Chida, here."
��you any day!", proclaimed Atila, pompously.
������tight garments, showing his massive physic. Though he was smaller, he was twice as
muscular as Atila.
��You see, "my army" didn't conquer the floating island, I DID! PERSONALLY!". He
got ready to strike.
��could dish out.
��from Atila's chest, but he got hit. Hard.
����Atila without even looking. To his dismay, when he finally opened his eyes, he saw that
Atila was not dead.
������that, I shall let you live." with a wave of the hand, Velvita resumed his troops' march.
He and each of the member of the parade walked carefully around Atila, who was
standing in the middle of the street, which was really all he could do.
��
Aisha
��years. This was strange because palaces do not usually last that long. While a palace is
a home for a Sultan, it is not a "castle", and is not built for war. This usually means it
is susceptible to demolishing during some war or another.
��constructed on and out of a small mountain, east of town. The outer walls were a
military complex of unequaled efficiency. With the new golem guards, Agrabah was a
hallmark of law and order in the seven deserts.
��It had large, gold, turnip shaped domes and ivory white walls.
��that made her restless. She was about 5'4", very tall indeed for a woman.
She had bang extending over her head, and long midnight black hair down to her waste.
To sway the hair from getting out of place, it was tied together around the small of her
back, making two segments of hair. She wore the finest gowns and had the finest jewels
to decorate herself with, and since she had servants to dress her, she often wore them,
even though it seemed pointless. Even in her most melancholy moments, no jewel
outshone her eyes, nor no gown could compliment her natural beauty.
��sister needed to be married to a prince, since you could only have one Sultan. Nakibi
was fourteen, and had found a rich nobleman named Dokkers to marry. Nakibi was
pale and had skin of impeccable clarity, besides that, she was just a normal girl with
short hair. Mistina, twelve, had found a traveling medicine man named Puddin to be
betrothed to.
��Sultan's other three remaining wives, Neo and Nuova. None of these could seem to bare
any more children. And the Sultan himself was quite tired of trying. Aisha was never
at a loss for a "mother", but still she felt alone most of the time.
��money! And worse yet, her sisters couldn't wed until the eldest sister wed.
��alas, she could not stand one prince that came through the castle door. And because her
mother died in her birth, she had to marry a suitable future leader for the country, not
that it wasn't ninety percent run by Red Sash.
��the door to Aisha's room.
��Upon opening the large, double doors for him, they shut them behind Velvita, leaving
Aisha and the Prince of Velvita alone.
��obviously to show off his physic.
��then looked up and saw Velvita striking a "Superman" pose, upon which she
immediately and embarrassingly began to gape.
����would never admit to being so easily allured.
����beautifully furnished room. "I must say, you are quite beautiful."
����"Hmm.", he said.
������������������have lives. They are ornaments to be sheltered and treasured in our society. You
should be glad. You've managed, by birthright, to be free from war, fighting, work and
toil. I've always wondered, maybe if I had been born the other gender, I wouldn't have
turned out to be such a sadistic little conqueror."
����������������and his left leg was gashed and bleeding in several places.
����rip off what was left of his robe and fold it into a bandage. He then, assumed the horse
stance and began to grunt. Suddenly, a mysterious force seemed to close his wounds.
He applied the bandage over it, and proceeded to limp down the hall to Mozzarela and
Chida.
������had a white mustache as well. He was thin and square in form and always wore his
Sultan's robes.
��eldest daughter's room.
��"dragon" in the mythical sense, I mean it in the "National Geographic" sense. A full
grown Komodo dragon stood in front of the Sultan with black cloth in his fang filled
mouth. He was almost five meters long, but more than half of that was tail. He slept
eighteen hours a day, but in his active period, he had enough strength to tear an
elephant in half with his jaws.
��lizard to his daughter.
��just playing with that mean old, self�absorbed baka, weren't you?". Igneous walked
over to Aisha's side and accepted a scratch behind the ears as a reward. With was not
easy for Aisha to do, given that Komodo dragons do not have ears. Still, there is a place
on the lizard's ears that picks up sound, and behind it, it itches.
��that you must be married to a prince by your next birthday! And you only have six
weeks!"
��CARE about me! I could never be happy with any of them!", Aisha pleaded.
����she needed to escape.
Home
��������particular haunted mansion that lay in a mostly crumbling and decaying part of the
east side of Agrabah. Maybe because they are magic themselves, the golems were���Kasupa and he was really quite friendly. He kept guard over Atila's crumbling domain
while he was away and asleep in exchange for simple friendship. Apparently, it is very
difficult for the undead to make friends.
��hungry and injured, but that was nothing new. "What ever doesn't kill you, only makes
you stronger" was Atila's motto. Kiki�chan accompanied him. The monkey crept
silently to his bed of rags. Atila was not in the best of moods when he got beaten.
��covered up by a curtain. At night , Atila pulled back the curtain to sleep in the
moonlight, as he did here.
��having servants, all the food he could eat, the whole nine meters. It was something he
did when he was depressed. Like now.
��
��murdered child in his arms.
��instant, a flash is seen, and the earth explodes in front of him, making an neat grave�sized hole. He lays the child in it and begins filling the grave in.
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Preview of Chapter 2
��three main attendants to Princess Aisha. Not a particularly glamorous job. Dressing,
undressing, feeding the dragon...
��yuck it up now and get it over with. All the other servants are eunuchs as well. The
other two main attendants to the Princess are Shonen and Kamishiro, but I'll get around
to those lunkheads later. They are actually the newest servants, my last two were an
emaciated pair and extremely crude. I cannot quite remember, but I think there names
were "Buffcoat" and "Beaver". Anyway, they were beheaded for incompetence.
Nobody was sorry to see them go.
��most highly educated servant. Because there are certain (*ahem*) activities that I
simply do not partake in, I have come to use my free time to record these amazing
events on paper for future generations. Granted paper is expensive, but, as stated
before, the rich are very rich and are frivolous with there paper, the backs of all there
memos are sufficient, even for a story of this magnitude.�story is now as complete as it will get.
��Shonen was not the brightest of servants, and he was rough around the edges, but he
had a good heart deep down.
��only royal member who addressed us by names instead of "servant". The three of use
had to fight for the lofty positions of being her private servants.
��pushed open the mighty doors to Princess' chamber with his mighty arms, he stumbled
into the room, shut the door behind him and turned to the Princess, bowing
subserviently.
����������bauble at his head.
����he removed and ran to his quarters. He brought back some bandages, and his "street
clothes"; his only other set. Besides the normal white garbs, each servant keeps some
ordinary clothes in case they need to venture into town for a task.
��garb. He tied her bosom back with the bandages, and covered her almost completely.
��was night. Most people set to bed at sundown, but not the rich, who could afford lamp
oil. A LOT of lamp oil.
��rope to the banister and climbed down. She waved goodbye and disappeared into the
night.
��was not the brightest of ���was gone. He was in deep sheep dip.
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