Whoo Hoo! SM H part 10! Bathing suit ep!
	Heehee...all right read on...
	
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			Sailormoon Heretics
			   Episode 10
			      By 
			    Ifurita
						      

	"You failed again!" said Necrolite. He stormed around in front of his 
throne.
	"I'm...sorry..." said J'akite.
	"I know...arrrgh! Damn Pax! Damn him! Him and his little witches!"
	"We have to find out who they are. We could then strike them when they
were unready."
	"Interesting...I like that..." said a Voice. A Man who's face in enveloped
in Shadows.
	"Dolomite!" said Necrolite.
	"Hello, my dark Pope." said Dolomite. "Let me discover the identities
of these Sailor Senshi. I think it would be more beneficial for us to have
them under our control, than to merely kill them."
	"What? I'm still working on the Chosen ones!" said J'akite.
	"I haven't found out who they are yet. You got a few weeks until I do
that." with that, Dolomite walked away.
	"If your still trying to find the chosen ones, why are you here?" said
Necrolite.
	"Ack!" J'akite 'ported away.
	
	"A what? Beach Beauty contest?" said Minako. They were sitting in Mamoru's
apartment. It was 103 degrees out, and Mamoru's air conditioner was a small
blessing.
	"Yes." said Rei. She was holding a page from the paper. 
	"Lets go!" 
	"You want to? You think you have a chance?" said Ami.
	"What?"
	"I think she does." said Mamoru. Usagi scowled at him.
	"What about me?" said Usagi.
	"Maybe." 
	They all laughed.
	"I don't see why not, It would be a good time to go to the beach." said
Mamoru. "I think we can fit in my car."

	Within a few hours, the group was at the beach.
	"Now...where's that sign up place...there it is!" Minako, and the others
go over to a tent that a woman sits at a desk in.
	"You here to sign up for the contest, girls?" the woman asked.
	"Yes!" said the 5 girls all at once.
	"Ok, just fill out these forms, and..." the woman stops, as the girls hand
the forms back to the woman. "...and give them back to me.".

	Mamoru was stuck with all the bags. Each girl had brought a fairly large
beach bag, which he struggled with.
	"Mamoru-san!" said Michiru. She wore a plaid bikini, and was dripping
water.
	"Hi Michiru-chan." said Mamoru. He accendently let go a two of the bags.
	"Let me help you."
	"Is Haruka around?"
	"Somewhere. We're over there." Michiru pointed to a beach umbrella, with
Hotaru sitting under it with a large white shirt and hat on.
	"Ok..." they walk over and Mamoru began to set up.
	"I don't think that's all your stuff." said Hotaru.
	"I see your doing everything you can to avoid the sun." said Mamoru.
	"I don't want her to burn." said Setsuna, rising up from the ground.
	"Oh."
	Setsuna flips over to lay on her front revealing the cut of her bikini.
Mamoru turns red and looks away.
	"Setsuna! That's Disgusting!" said Hotaru, looking at Setsuna's bare rump.
	"What? I don't want tans lines."
	"Your sick."
	"Haruka doesn't mind. Neither do those guys."
	"Neither of those mind a bare female bottom." said Mamoru.
	"What's with you then?"
	"I...um...oh look, Usagi's back." Mamoru changed the subject.
	"Did they sign up for the contest?" asked Hotaru.
	"We sure did!" said Minako. "Did you?"
	"Yes, we all did."
	"Even Haruka?"
	"Yes, took some doing. I had to cry."
	"I can't resist a cute girl begging me." said Haruka, she's carrying a
surfboard, and is quite wet.
	"Hey, everyone's here!" said Hikaru, coming down the beach. A Visible
limp is in his walk.
	"What happened to you?" said Mamoru.
	"I...um...fell off my bike." said Hikaru.
	"That looks like a stab wound to me." said Setsuna.
	"Um..." Hikaru looks down at Setsuna's behind. 
	Hotaru scowls. "Hikaru, could you get me a pop?" 
	"Um...sure." Hikaru hobbles off.
	"Why's he here?" asked Usagi, standing between Mamoru and his view of
Setsuna.
	"He's Hotaru's boooooooyyyyyyfriend." said Haruka.
	"He's what?" said Usagi surprised.
	"We haven't talked about it...yet." said Hotaru, blushing.
	"Oh?"
	"Could we talk about something else?" said Hotaru.
	Haruka whispers into Michiru's ear "So...those sounds we heard last..." 
Haruka stops as she gets caught in Hotaru's icy glare.
	"Why don't you just get back into the water." said Hotaru.
	Hikaru returned and gave Hotaru her soda.
	"Thank you."
	"Your welcome, M'lady."
	"When's this Contest starting?" asked Mamoru.
	"Soon, we should actually get going." said Makoto.
	"I think I'm going to go back to surfing..." said Haruka, turning.
	"I think not." said Michiru, pulling on Haruka's ear. "Get those
shorts off."
	"Michiru, not here...there's people around..." said	Haruka, slyly.
	Michiru baped Haruka on the head, and pulled her away.
	"We'll be going too." said Setsuna, getting up. Both Mamoru and Hikaru
look at their respective female companions.
	Mamoru leans over to Hikaru "I'm sure we would both get our butts kicked
if we starred too long." said Mamoru.
	"You bet." said Usagi, scowling. 
	"Are you going Hotaru?" said Rei.
	"I won't let her, she'll get burned." said Setsuna. 
	"But you will let her watch?" 
	"Of course."
	"Setsuna, it's like you're Hotaru's mother or something." said Ami.
	Setsuna and Hikaru are silent.
	"Oh, she just care's for me allot." said Hotaru.
	
	J'akite sat on the deck of a sailboat, in a deck-chair, holding a cocktail.
A group of Dragoons man the jib and main sail.
	"Ah....this is quite nice, now...have they found the target yet?" said
J'akite.
	"Yes they have. She's in some sort of beauty contest." said a 
dragoon.
	"Excellent." and J'ackite 'ports away.
	
	"Dammit. This feels so weird." said Haruka.
	"Quiet...just stand here and look feminine." said Michiru.
	The girls stood on the stage, along with about 20 other girls. Setsuna's
bathing suit was the most revealing out of all of the girl's suits.
	The contest Had just begun. It more or less was made up of 4 things;
The girl would walk out, the announcer would ask a question, and the girl
would answer the question, and walk to the other side of the stage.
	The first of the girls to go was Setsuna. she walked proud and tall, and
there was a awed hush over the crowd watching the show. This is almost 
entirely	because the crowd is mostly made up of males. Hikaru and Mamoru avert
their eye's, Hikaru is helped by Hotaru, for she putts her hat in front of his
face.
	"Thank you." said Hikaru, smiling at Hotaru. "I really should talk to her
about that suit." Hikaru though.
	"What's your name?" asked the announcer, holding a mike up to Setsuna's
mouth.
	"Mei'ou Setsuna."
	"And...um...What do you do?"
	"I'm a student." Setsuna smiled, and walked off to the other side of the
stage.
	The parade went on for a few more girls. It finaly came to Haruka.
	"Go on, it's not like you have to get Naked or anything." said Michiru,
and she gave a slight push to Haruka, and Haruka, with a rather uncomfortable
look on her face.
	"Whoo! go Haruka!" came Hikaru and Mamoru's voices from the crowd.
	"What's your name?"
	"Ten'oh Haruka."
	"What do you like to do in your spare time?"
	"I like to race Motorbikes, and Drive around in my car." Haruka walked 
to the other group of girls. Michiru gave a "Now, that wasn't so bad" look
at Haruka.
	"Go Haruka!" came Hotaru's voice.
	"Hey, you know, she's pretty cute when you get down to it." Haruka heard
Hikaru say to Mamoru. She made a mental note to smack him later.

	"Hmmm...so...went will we get the ring on her?" said J'akite to a Dragoon.
	"Um....there weren't any rings left...um...only crowns." said the Dragoon.
	"What? Oh well...Hmmmm...You think we could get the crown in that 
contest?"
	"Sir, we've already done that. We've replaced all the Judges in the 
contest, and put the slave crown in place of the original."
	"Hmmmm...that's pretty good. I'm going to have to commend you."
	"Yes."
	"Oh, if you guys are feeling up to it, I want you to put the Horror bulb
under the stage, in case those bothersome sailor's show up."
	"Yes sir." and the dragoon 'ports away.
	
	"Ok, our judges have reached a decision." said the announcer.
	"I bet it's me." said Minako.
	"Right, watch it be Ami." said Usagi.
	"Wouldn't it be funny if Haruka won." said Usagi.
	"It would." said Michiru.
	"It's not going to happen. Setsuna's going to win, she basically flashed 
the all male judges." said Haruka.
	"Ok! The Winner of this years Nakajima Noodles Beach Beauty contest,
and the winner of a brand new Mazda Miata, is...." the announcer takes out
a folded up piece of paper, and opens it up. "The winner is....Ten'oh Haruka!"
He screams.
	Haruka stands there with a really stupid look on her face.
	"Go out there stupid." said Michiru, and she gave a slight push to Haruka.
	Haruka stepped out, and puts a good grin on. 
	"Congratulations Miss Ten'oh!" said the announcer.
	"Yea! Go Haruka!" said Mamoru.
	"You go girl!" said Hikaru.
	"How do you feel?"
	"I never had something like this happen to me...before." said Haruka.
	Another person comes up with a crown and a cloak. He Begins to place the
crown on Haruka's head, when...
	"Stop!" Rei yelled, and tossed on of her charms at the crown (Don't
ask where that came from...). It strikes the crown and it explodes, sending
Haruka and the Announcer flying.
	As if on cue, the Horror bursts through the bottom of the stage.
	The area's is quite clear of People, save the girls at this point.
	"Oooh, bad move." said Makoto.
	The girls all pull out there respective transformation wands, and become
their sailor selves.
	Well, not Haruka, she's laying on the ground, rather dazed.
	The Horror is basically a woman, with a bikini on, and two beach balls 
forming the top.
	The Horror screams and pulls one of the beach balls off, and another pops
into the space formerly occupied by it. It then tosses the ball at the girls.
They leap away before it strikes the ground. It hits the stage, and explodes in
a shower of splinters.
	"Ah! Haruka's still there!" said Neptune, finishing her jump and landing
on the sand. She came up from her crouch and look at the Horror, to see it
pull out another bomb, and prepare to throw it at Haruka, who is still out of
it. 
	"No!" yells Neptune, "Deep Submerging!" Neptune attacks, but not before
the Horror had thrown it's ball.
	"HARUKA!" she yells, as the explosion sends pieces of the stage through
the air.
	Neptune's attack slams into the horror, sending it reeling off the stage,
landing face first in the sand.
	Neptune leaps up onto the stage, and looks at the clearing smoke. 
	"Haruka....." she says. 
	The smoke parts a little, revealing Pax standing directly in front of 
Haruka,	who is being held by Tuxedo Kamen.
	"Don't worry, she'll be all right." said Pax to Neptune.
	"I know." said Neptune.
	
	Mars leapt again, avoiding the ball thrown by the terror, and the laser
blasts from the 3 dragoons. She caught her breath and looked over to were
Pluto battles the Black cardinal. 
	"Sparkling vital pressure!" Jupiter attacks, stunning the Horror.
	"Sailor Moon...now!" said Jupiter.
	"Right." said Sailor Moon. "Moon spiral Heart attack!" Moon's attack 
barrels straight towards the Horror. 
	The horror tosses one of it's bombs at the heart, shattering it.
	"Ah! What was that!" said Moon, looking at the laughing horror. "That's
no fair!" she cried.
	"Sailormoon! Can you become Super Sailormoon?" said Mercury.
	"Waaahh...I don't know...I'll try...Crisis Make Up!" Moon does the little
thing to become Super Sailormoon, but, nothing happens.
	"What?" says Pluto, as she smacks J'akite on the head with her Staff, 
sending	him reeling into the sand. "You should be able to transform into 
Super Sailormoon. Try it again."
	"Crisis Make up!" Nothing.
	"Crap." said Mars.
	"What's going on here." said Mercury. She pulled out her computer and 
scanned the area. "There's some sort of Dampening field around here...we
can transform or revert to our normal forms while it's up."
	Jupiter walks over to J'akite and picks him up by his uniform collar.
	"Take it down!" she demanded of him.
	"He's not the one doing it." said Dolomite's voice from above. He appears,
still cloaked in shadows, in the air. "J'akite, I'm sorry to inform you, that
you are no longer needed. It seems that The Black Emperor has decided that
the Silver Crystal is not needed. Apparently once of out scientists has 
developed a device that can focus the energy that is needed."
	"Take down this field thing!" said Jupiter.
	"I don't think so yet...It's still needed." said Dolomite.
	"Arrrgh....Horror, Kill Him!" said J'akite. The Horror, as ordered, threw
one of it's bombs at Dolomite. 
	Dolomite makes a slight gesture with his hand, and the Bomb explodes in
midair.
	"That wasn't very nice." said Dolomite, and the Horror exploded. 
"Dragoons, arrest J'akite, and return him to the black Cathedral, and, girls,
I will see you around..." and all the baddies 'ported away all at once.
	"Is it me, or do these guys have some major problems." said Mars.
	"I think they do..." said Moon.
	

				 *END*
							    
	This was a wee bit longer than a usual one...wasn't it?
	Any way, I talked with a few people the other night, and they all agreed
that it would be in character for Setsuna to wear a thong Bikini to the beach.
At least at this time....hey, most of the guys I know don't mind...anyway,
next time, Haruka's Disco Inferno! Burn Baby burn!
	

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