"Kasumi-oneechan!  Can you come and give me a back rub?", called
Genma from the living room.

        "Alright, Mr. Tendo.  I will be there in just a second, okay?"  

        *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        "Alright, Kasumi.  Today was a killer for me...ooohhh, my back
REALLY hurts."

        "Is that right, Mr. Tendo?  I'll take your pain away...", she
replied sweetly from the kitchen.

        *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        
*Splash*  

*GROWF??*  

*CHOP* "How does...." *HACK*"...this..."*DISEMBOWEL*"...feel." *DISMEMBER* 
"Mr...."*DECAPITATE*"...Sao...."*GUT*"...tome?"  

        Kasumi stood up from what was left of a giant panda, a two-headed ax
dripping blood on the carpet.  She looked at the mess of various panda parts
all over the living room.

        "Oh dear, I don't suppose I can clean this up before dinner?"

        <Before...DINNER...>, went the thought through Kasumi's head.  She
looked speculatively at the diced panda.  Then she thought of that strange
bucket in Ranma's room with the ladle that spun around and around on its top.  

        Tonight's stew might be a little on the exotic side..... 


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So it's a parody, but somebody dared someone to do it....!