Webdragon wrote....

"Kasumi-oneechan!  Can you come and give me a back rub?", called
Genma from the living room.

        "Alright, Mr. Tendo.  I will be there in just a second, okay?"  

        *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        "Alright, Kasumi.  Today was a killer for me...ooohhh, my back
REALLY hurts."

        "Is that right, Mr. Tendo?  I'll take your pain away...", she
replied sweetly from the kitchen.

        *SHING*  *SHING*  *SHING*

        
*Splash*  

*GROWF??*  

*CHOP* "How does...." *HACK*"...this..."*DISEMBOWEL*"...feel." *DISMEMBER* > "Mr...."*DECAPITATE*"...Sao...."*GUT*"...tome?"  

        Kasumi stood up from what was left of a giant panda, a two-headed ax > dripping blood on the carpet.  She looked at the mess of various panda parts > all over the living room.

        "Oh dear, I don't suppose I can clean this up before dinner?"

        <Before...DINNER...>, went the thought through Kasumi's head.  She looked speculatively at the diced panda.  Then she thought of that strange > bucket in Ranma's room with the ladle that spun around and around on its top.  

        Tonight's stew might be a little on the exotic side..... 

This is it.  This is what OOC has come to....OH THE HUMANITY!!!

	Jeez, If you're going to have Kasumi become a murderer, put her in a
sex scene with Genma, i.e. Basic Instinct!  That's MUCH more interesting
that turning her into a Jason clone.  Imagine Kasumi giving Genma a
backrub, before he knows it she's kissing him with red hot passion.  He
knows it's wrong but he can't help himself as he allows her to make wild
passionate love to him.  Then out comes the ice pick....but does she
kill him right away or play with his mind for a while....and who will
play her lesbian lover, the one who convenantly ends up dead in a car
crash?

Now that's the kind of OOC fanfic I wouldn't mind reading ;)  What do
you think?