It's amazing what six cups of coffee can do to one's mind
at 2:00 in the morning... o.O
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Ranma 1/2: Interpretations
[WARNING: semi-lemon (?)]
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[A long, dusty street somewhere in the district of
Furikan. Ryouga, dusty and weary from a lot of travel,
appears on the horizon.]
Ryouga: Can it be... Nerima! I finally found it again!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Oh geez, not here again. C'mon feet,
move somewhere else.. We have a bad
sense of direction, remember? Please..
I don't want to get beat up again!
Ryouga's Stubborness: The feet are ours once more! Revenge!
Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, damn. They finally got control
again. *sigh* Can't avoid the
inevitable, I guess...
[Ryouga starts to walk down the street. Eventually, he
comes across the Tendou dojo.]
Ryouga's Subconscious: We don't really want to go in there.
C'mon, I hear Brazil is nice this
time of year..
Ryouga's Stubborness: Revenge! Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Man, these conversations really get
boring quick...
[Ryouga enters the Tendou household. Kasumi is outside,
doing the laundry. She smiles.]
Kasumi: Hello Ryouga. Are you here to play with Ranma
again?
Kasumi's subconscious: Oh my, why can't he play with me
instead? Mrowl!
Kasumi's Sense of Duty: But if he did that, the laundry
would *never* get done.. And
what about dinner?
Kasumi's subconscious: Mmm Mm. I'll serve him up a
meal..
Kasumi's Sense of Duty: But would mother approve?
Kasumi's subconscious: ..... Damn you.
[Kasumi continues with the laundry, humming a little
tune.]
Ryouga's Stubborness: Revenge! Revenge!
Ryouga: I guess you could say that.
[Ryouga walks inside, as Kasumi goes off into her own
little world of suppressed bliss. He enters the dojo,
scanning around for Ranma. Who he finds, is Akane.]
Akane: Hello Ryouga. Looking for Ranma? [smiles
slyly.] Or were you looking for me?
Ryouga's Stubborness: Revenge! Revenge! Re.. What?
Ryouga's Hormones: Bliss!!
Ryouga's Subconscious: No!! Focus, dudes, focus!
Ryouga's Hormones: Bliss!!
[Ryouga's nose starts to trickle blood. He blushes,
turning around quickly.]
Ryouga's Subconscious: Too late.
Ryouga: A... Akane...
Akane: It's all right Ryouga. Ranma told me some
time ago.
Akane's subconscious: That night when he.. She revealed
everything to me...
Ryouga's Stubborness: He what? Revenge! Revenge!
Ryouga's Subconscious: Shut up! This could be our chance!
Ryouga: He.. He did?
Akane: Yes.. Along with a few other things, P-Chan...
Ryouga's Subconscious: Ah, now would be a good time to
leave feet...
Ryouga: N.. Nani?!
Akane: It's all right Ryouga, Ranma.. Convinced me to
forgive you.
Akane's Subconscious: Mmmm.... Did he... She ever..
Ryouga: You're.. Not mad?
Ryouga's Subconscious: She's not mad? Hot diggety!
Ryouga's Hormones: She can tolerate us! Score!
Akane: But don't get your hopes up.. Ryouga, I have
to admit, I'm a lesbian.
Ryouga: What?
Ryouga's Subconscious: Damn!
Ryouga's Hormones: Ahh! We're melting!!
Ryouga's Stubborness: We might be the one to make
her change her preference...
Ryouga: But.. What about Ranma, then?
Akane: That's all right too. You see, he's bi..
As a female. But he's just not interested
in either as a male.
Ryouga's Subconscious: And he convinced her to
spare us? Don't take me
there, I do not want to
go! In fact, that
door is open, we could just
walk right through it...
[Ryouga starts backing away, towards the inviting
open door out of the dojo. He backs right in to
Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: Hello, Ryouga-kun...
[The scene fades out, just as Ryouga turns around,
bug-eyed, to face Ranma-chan.]
Ranma-chan: [as it fades to black] I've been waiting
for this for a long time, Ryouga..
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[Moving upstairs, to Nabiki's bedroom. Mikado is
lying on the bed, chained up with some exotic-
looking devices.]
Mikado: This won't work you know. I've already
told you, I only kiss the women once, to
make them happy. In actuality, I only
want a nice man to settle down with.
Nabiki: [from off-screen] I have ways of persuading
people, Mikado dear.. Why do you think I
need so much money?
Mikado: I'm sorry, no.. My heart is only open to
a loving man..
Nabiki: Oh, it's not your heart I'm after.. Besides,
you pined after Ranma-chan enough..
Mikado: (sighs) Ah, if only he were a man when I had
kissed him that first time..
Nabiki: Well, we'll see how set you are on men,
Mikado-baby.. I'm going to show you just how
extensive my collection is...
[Fade out to the sound of whips cracking...]
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Holy hannah this is turning out to be a lot sicker than
I imagined. o.O Maybe I should lay off the coffee for
a while.. Don't mind if it's incoherent. At this
moment, I am too.. :)
THe only thing I'll bother noting, is that only the
lines with *just* the person's name are actually
spoken. THe 'subconscious', etc. are internal
conversations.
I'll be back with some slightly saner stuff soon. :)
MI 10 is finished the first draft- I just need to put it
by my pre-readers first.. (speaking of which, if you want
to *be* a pre-reader, just ask. ^_^)
And who knows? If people actually like this idea, I had
some bad thoughts about Miss Hinako, and her REAL thoughts
on punishing students... And Gokunsugi- those dang wax
and photo fetishes.. Soun and Genma! And Kodachi...
No. I should stop right now. The world is probably a
better place this way..
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