bridget ellen engman wrote:

J.Austin Wilde wrote:

You realize that with MLs recent offerings: "Kasumi's Guest", "Kasumi
the Axe Murderess", and now your "...Time to Say Goodbye" a new genre of
fic is come into existance:

No it's not a darkfic,

evilfic?

snuff-fic?

You decide...

1980-Horror-Movie-Flashback-fic?

Actually, I have an epilogue to this story...

The door opens.  You are there, hunched at your keyboard.  She approaches
slowly, the edge of her chainsaw glistening red in the light from the
hallway.  You are typing, letting out a chuckle now and then.  She raises the
chainsaw high in the air -- and switches it on.  You turn in shock.  There
is not even time to shriek as she slices downward...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHARACTERS!?!?!?"

Takahashi-sama wipes the excess blood off on the fragments of your
keyboard and turns, heading for the house of her next victim...

mata ne,
bengman

I hate it when I'm reduced to greasy steaming chunks of ground round by
Rumiko "Leatherface" Takahashi!

I guess the Goddess has spoken. Too bad I've never been big on religion.
Heh heh.
<tappita tappita tap tap on keyboard>

*rrumbrumbrumbrumrum*

<sniff>
Is that gasoline fumes I smell?

*rrumbrumbrumbrumbaaaawahhhhmmm BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!*

<turning and crying out in best Graham Chapman voice:>

JAAAYYYYSSSUUUUSSSSS CHRIIIIISSSSST!!!!

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Rumiko Takahashi: Warm light-hearted romantic comedy,

                 or else...

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