The other week I gave in to temptation. [hey she had cookies, alright] And
sat down to write a lemon featuring characters from Ranma.

Now you may never see this. It really is not very good but to write it I
found I had to construct a background plot in my head to justify what I was
making poor Ranma-chan do.


  First off it had to be a crossover in a way, crossing Ranma1/2 with the
world of XXX where sex is purely recreational. This does not mean there is
no love people enjoy playing with a loved one more than with a stranger. And
I have seen grown men get quite incensed at being bumped from there baseball
team for a younger better player.


  This is not as extreme as it sounds if one makes the characters more free
sexually they still have to stay within certain bounds or they will not be
in character and if you do that you might as well just create characters
from scratch.
 

    So on to Ranma 1/2 XXX

O by the way there are no lemon scenes here it's just laying out the world.

  First of all the big conflicts have been resolved and stories would be
side stories rather than one long story.


 It starts with a cure that goes wrong. Don't they all. Akane finding Ranma
in the company of an attractive women does what Akane does best.

 Problem is she was [Insert your favorite white haired buffed and tanned
goddess] And she was in the middle of a spell to cure Ranma. Now we never
know if Akane's interference was the actual cause of what happened. She
believes it was and this is important.

 Ranma is trapped as a girl not just body but mind. As with various other
stories she now thinks she is really female. This leaves Akane guilt ridden
and determined to help her become him again.

  After a lot of work a divination reveals the cure can be found at
Shampoo's village but not what it is.

  Nabiki finnances the trip so that basicly almost the entire cast makes the
trip. This is not OOC, Nabiki had several months before sent samples of
various drugs to Several large Pharmacutical companies. [We all know what
drugs right]
To say they were interested is an understatment. They were picking up the
entire tab Nabiki is only takeing the others as protective colouration.

  They get to the village and spend 3 months there, Akane is taken under the
wing of Cologne's half sister Mary [her father was an english sailor and she
spent many years in England as a nanny before returning home] Mary likes to
get up Cologne's nose and trains Akane as a way to agravate Cologne. She
also trains Ryoga in some of the finer details of umbrella fighting this
being her favorite weapon. 

  Nabiki is found out, but fortunatly for her there is interest from the
village council. Nabiki goes into partnership with the village as there
agent to the outside world. She gets ten percent. In case you think this is
chicken feed ten years later the village is the only one in China with a six
lane highway. Of course It's only five miles long but they need some where
to drive all those Jeeps and Hummers.

  There is however a faction in the village that is not happy about this and
this is where the conflict comes in. After Nabiki is almost killed the girls
draw straws as to who will move in with her as her bodyguard. Ukyou lost.

  After much trial and tribulation Ranma is cured but not completly. When he
is a guy he is still the same as allways but when female she has all the
same memories and personality but is female body and mind. So what you have
is two seperate people with the same set of memories. 

  This causes Ranma-chan much heartache as she still loves Akane but not
that way. And she feels shame as it dosn't seem to matter to Akane if she is
a girl or a guy. And this makes her feel that her love is not as pure as
Akane's. 

  Ranma-kun still loves Akane in all ways and they are married in the
village. The whole gang returns to Japan where Akane and Ranma take over the
Dojo and find that there reputation is so great that they have to take on
some of the other characters as trainers.


So that is a very Quick pass through the basic setup now here is a list of
the relationships 8 months after the marriage.

This stuff is a little lemony but no real sex



  Akane and Ranma
Very happly married couple
Sex- They are both superb physical specimens. There love making is straight
but very intense they are on there third bed.

  Akane and Ranma-chan 
Akane is bi Ranma-chan is not 
sex- - Akane knowes that Ranma-chan is not attracted to her sexually. She
also Knows that Ranma-chan does love her.
Akane goes out her way and gives Ranma-chan lots of room to change back to
Ranma-kun with out letting them know that she knows. 


  Akane and Shampoo
Twisted definently Twisted
Explanation- While they were looking for a cure for Ranma there was a truce
between Akane and Shampoo. When the Curse was broken and Ranma was
recovering Shampoo overconfidant and on home ground attacked Akane.  Akane
after being trained for 3 months by Mary is a much better fighter than she
was before. In addition Mary has trained her in KY manipulation and she is
able to use it to strenthen herself and to act as a skin tight armour. For
as long as she can keep it up it gives her a strenth and endurance almost
matching Ryoga she is still slow though. Akane manages to beat the
overconfidant Shampoo fairly easily The first punch can end a fight and when
Shampoo's Bonbori bounced off Akane's stomach it left Akane with an opening
and she decked the stunned Shampoo with a right hook.

  Shampoo gives her the kiss of death of course.

  Now here is where I do a little speculating on Amazon law. The basic
precept of the law seem's to be to strenthen the tribe. Therfore if an
Amazon marries a powerfull warrior it brings good blood into the tribe. And
an Amazon who is beaten by a woman is efectivly banished from the tribe if
she can not prove it was a fluke by killing that woman. However would the
tribe not want that woman as a member. 

  So if woman runs after receiving the kiss of death as Ranma did then the
amazon may use any means she can to kill. Arrows, Spears,Swords ,Potions and
so on. The Kiss Of Death is actually a challenge however and if the Kisee
accepts then their is a formal battle with rules. 

  Akane accepts the challenge and unknown to Ranma they have their final
battle.This time Shampoo is ready and using her greater speed lands several
killing blows before Akane can retaliate. However Akane's Chi sheild gives
her some protection and she is only hurt. The battle lasts for a day and
half the night before Akane half dead manages to beat Shampoo. Akane had
managed to tap into the years of resentment she had felt toward Shampoo to
fuel her Chi. 

   This is where Akane learns part two of the law. If the outsider defeats
the warrior in the Kiss of Death challenge then all that is the warrior goes
to the victor. So Akane found herself a member ot the tribe and the owner of
all that Shampoo possesed including Shampoo herself.    

  Shampoo is an amazon and all readers of the XXX world know there into
kinky girl sex.

  So we have Mistress Akane and her pet.



  Akane and P-chan
  Webdragon will be dreaming of honey for a long time.


 Ranma-chan and Ryoga

 These two love each other but if you boiled them in oil they would not
admit it. Akane has waited 8 months for them to admit it and has decided to
take steps.

Sex-- This is the XXX world just because you can't admit you love someone
dosn't mean you can't have sex with them.

Ranma-chan's and Ryoga's sex starts out as sparing matches that eventualy
turn into extremely close combat, Thrust parry

  Ranma-chan and Mousse 
   Friends 
Sex-- Ranma-chan is helping Mousse train for when he marries Shampoo

  Old Amazon Man rule passed down from father to son you may get a wife by
beating her in combat but if you wish to have a lover you must also beat her
in the bedroom. [And no, go put those whips away that's not what I meant.] 

  Ranma-chan Ryoga and Mousse
  Just freinds  
Sex--They like to get together and role play Usually the poor helpless
school girl and the gang members.


 [slather on some spf 50,000 lotion reinforce Plasma sheilds]

   

   Ukyou and Nabiki
 This is a real romantic relationship
 It could just as easily be in the real Ranmaverse

Nabiki knew she was gay early on it is one of the reasons she was so cynical
She just could not ever see herself finding true love. The culture the area
she lived in her family obligations all conspired to make her believe she
would go to her grave never finding true love.

Ukyou never thought about it she went thru puperty in a boys school with
male teachers. I'm sure she thought that her disinterest in the boys was
just a sign of her devotion to her cause. Now I can't speak for women But
boys going thru puperty notice girls no matter what. Ukyou didn't notice
boys because her body had no interest in them. And there were no female
teachers or other girls she might have gotten a crush on. 

  Ukyou spent two and a half months as Nabiki's bodyguard day and night.
It might not have amounted to anything if Tidy Bowl had not made a
mistake.[Leader of the oposition in the village]

She sliped Nabiki a truth potion feeling that if Nabiki were to be totaly
honest with Ukyou and to openly show the contemp that she felt for all her
freinds and for Ukyou. Then she would be left alone and unprotected.
Unfortunatly what Nabiki told Ukyou was just how much she loved her and how
much she hated the way she ran affter Ranma when there was someone right
here that could give her all the love she needed. Then she passed out.

 Ukyou spent the next two weeks thinking over all that Nabiki had said.
Then Nabiki against her express orders snuck out and was allmost killed in
an ambush that Ukyou just barely managed to foil. Enraged at Nabiki Ukyou
draged her home and turned her over her Knee. She managed to nicely tan
Nabiki's bottom before passing out from the wound she had taken. Nabiki
spent the next week at Ukyou's bedside and they were married the same day as
Akane and Ranma.

  Nabiki is in charge of the financial parts of there life but Ukyou wears
the pants [so what else is new] at home and Nabiki finds it very freeing to
play the dutifull wife while they are at home. 

  Kasumi and Dr. tofu
  Don't go there without insulin
  Kasumi married Tofu after Shampoo took over the house care at the dojo.


  Soun married Mrss. Hinako and they and Genmma and Nodoka are touring
america in a winabago

well thats all for now hope any one intrigued by any of this. 

Till Later.