I just got this from a friend of mine.  It reminded me of Azusa from 
Ranma 1/2.    


The Little Girl and HIS Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.  He saw a little
girl
coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl cam up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper,
mister?"

"A bird," the guy replied.  The little girl walked away and the guy fell
asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.  When the Police
asked
him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.  I was laying on the
beach,
this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm 
here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you 
do
to
that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him?   Nothing.  I was playing
with
the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set
its
nest on fire."



Fin

I know this is not anime type but oh well shit happens.