Lifes a bitch, then you go to school!
                                    
                             Lost Memories 6
                               School Days       
                                    
                              By Entomorph
                                    
                                    
                                    
[It is mid-day Sunday, Kain sits at a park bench eating a small sandwich,
Next 
to Him sits Ranma, eating a Huge sandwich]

Kain: Such a wonderful day out side today.

[Kain takes a bite of his sandwich, chews and swallows]

Kain: Don't you think Ranma?

Ranma: Yea, nice... 

[Ranma looks at Kain and raises an Eyebrow]

Ranma: Hey Kain, can I ask you a question?

Kain: Shoot.

Ranma: Before when you were unconscious you kept mumbling the word enema..
why
is that?

[Kain drops his sandwich and turns to Ranma]

Kain: What?!

Ranma: I don't know, that's what you kept saying. I was just wondering why.

[Kain  stops and thinks for a minute]

Kain: Maybe you mean Nina?

Ranma: Oh yea! That's it.. Who is Nina?

[Kain looks down at the crumbs below him on the ground, then takes a deep 
breath]

Kain: Nina was the love of my life.. The only real clear thing I can 
remember....

Ranma: oh.. <ahh crap, now he is gunna tell me his whole life story.... 
gotta find a way outta here.>

Kain: I don't want to bore you with it though, It hurts to much to talk
about 
anyways..

[Ranma jumps up into the air about to pull a Jump up in the air and yell
YES! 
routine when he remembers that Kain is sitting right next to him. He 
hesitates then brings his legs up behind himself and yells out..]

Ranma: TOYOTA!!

[He the sits back down and starts to work on his sandwich again]

Ranma: <that was close.>

[Kain sits dumbfounded with his mouth wide open]

Kain: Toyota? Isn't that like a car or something?

Ranma: What? You ain't never seen the commercials?

Kain: uhh, no.

Ranma: Oh.. That is why...

[Kain backs away from Ranma]

Kain: Why what? Are you ok?

[Ranma set his burger down and points to himself]

Ranma: What are you trying to say? Mister dreams about Naked lizards!

Kain: Shut up! Mister Big Toe!

Ranma: Oh you will be sorry when the big toe's come and you didn't believe
me.

Kain: Whatever! God you are a weirdo.

***

[It is late Sunday, Kain sits by the pond in the Tendo's yard]

Kain: I am so bored... I am so bored... I am so bored... I am so bored...

[Soun walks out and takes a seat next to Kain]

Soun: What is the matter Kain?

Kain: I am bored.

Soun: Why is this?

Kain: Because there is nothing to do. Everyone is asleep, and once again I 
can't sleep. So now I am sitting here being bored.

Soun: Well you better try and get some rest. Tomorrow is a big day.

Kain: Why is this?

[Soun laughs]

Soun: You get to go to school tomorrow!

[Soun gets a big smile]

Kain: No.

Soun: Yes.

Kain: No.

Soun: Look Kain, you have to go to school, everyone else does.

Kain: Yea but..

Soun: That's a boy! All ready can't wait to go! 

[Kain opens his mouth in attempt to say something but Soun cuts him off]

Soun: Oh I agree that you should get you sleep now. Go on.

Kain: Fine...

[Kain slowly drags his feet all the way to his bedroom]

Kain: Why do I have to go to some stupid school, I am not gunna learn
anything
anyways. Oh well, Maybe it might be fun, better than sitting around here
and 
training all day long.

***

[Kain floats aimlessly in an almost heaven, He lays his head back onto a
large 
soft cloud]

Kain: Wow, so peaceful... Couldn't get much better than this.

[Suddenly 6 or 7 more clouds float over to Kain each holding 2 Beautiful
and 
very naked Women]

Kain: I take that back..

[One of the clouds docks Kain's and a Women walks up to him]

Kain: Hey baby, so whats up?

Women: Get up Kain! It is time for school!

[Kain almost falls off his cloud]

Kain: What?! 

Women: Get up now!!!

[Kain jumps up from his futon in alarm. He looks strait into Akane's eyes]

Kain: Why may I ask, did you wake me during that particular dream?

Akane: It is time for school Kain. You have to get dressed and eat.

Kain: No!

[Kain throws the pillow over his head]

Kain: I'm sick!

Akane: No you aren't.

Kain: I am tired! Go away!

[Just then a fully dressed and ready to go Ranma walks into the room]

Ranma: Kain? Are you ok?

Akane: He doesn't want to get up.

Ranma: I'll get him up.

Akane: Good luck.

[Akane leaves the room]

Ranma: Kain!! WAKE UP NOW!!!!

[Kain fly's up into the air waving his hands and feet around like a 
dog that just fell from the sears tower]

Kain: I'm up!!! I'm up!!

Ranma: better hurry, we have to leave in 40 min.

Kain: Ok..

***

[Kain walks down stairs to the table wearing a pair of jeans and 
a Black t-shirt that is far to big. Around the table sit all the usuals]

Kain: Hello everyone.

[Kain takes a seat]

Soun: Good morning Kain, Are you ready for school?

Kain: Umm, No.

Akane: What grade are you going into anyways?

Kain: I have no idea.

Ranma: No idea?

Nabiki: Memory thing, remember?

[Kain scratches his head and smiles]

Kain: Oh well I guess I don't have to go then..

[Kain is cut short by Nabiki]

Nabiki: Don't worry, I will get you in 10th with Ranma and Akane.

Ranma: How are you going to manage that?

Nabiki: I have my ways.

***

[Ranma, Akane, and Kain are on there way to the school, Kain 
and Akane are on the sidewalk and of course Ranma is on that fence]

Kain: Hey Ranma, how does Nabiki get to school?

Ranma: I don't know.

Akane: We are almost there.

[Kain looks up at the towering school building]

Kain: Wow! That is the school?!

Akane: Yea, why?

Kain: It is huge!

Ranma: How big was your school?

Kain: Umm, I can't really remember.. But defently not this big.

[They arrive at the school. Nabiki greets Kain right away]

Nabiki: Follow me Kain.

[Kain starts to go with Nabiki]

Kain: See ya later guys!

[Ranma and Akane wave and enter the school]

Kain: So did you get me in?

Nabiki: Well not exactly, I had some slight problems..

Kain: So whats the deal then?

[They come up to a large door marked "PRINCIPAL"]

Nabiki: Well we walk in that room and tell the principal 
you can't remember anything but you think you are in 10th grade and sign
in.

Kain: Ok..

[They enter the room. Kain looks around at the assortment of 
Palm tree's and crap that clutter up the room.]

Principal: Hello there, what can I do you for?

[Kain walks up and shakes his hand]

Kain: Hello, My name is Kain. I am like new here or something and umm... Oh

yea! I am in 10th grade and I need to sign in or something. Yea that's it.

[Nabiki slaps her forehead]

Principal: Well you will need to take this test here first.

[he whips out a stack of papers and hands them to Kain]

Principal: Have a seat. You have 3 hours to complete it.

[Kain sits down and skims the test]

Kain: Why do I have to take this?

Principal: Well depending on how much of it you complete it will tell me 
what grade you qualify for. Don't worry if you only complete a small
portion, 
A collage professor couldn't complete it.

[Kain takes a deep breath]

Kain: Ok..

Nabiki: Alright, I am going to class. Have fun Kain.

[She gets a wierd smile and then leaves.

[About 20 minutes pass. The Principal sits back in his chair reading a book

not paying much attention to Kain]

Kain: I'm done.

[The Principal falls out of his chair]

Principal: What?! It hasn't even been half  an hour yet!

Kain: Well it wasn't that hard.

[The Principal skims through it with a book of answers at his left]

Principal: This is impossible!! You didn't miss a single one!

Kain: So? Is that bad?

[The Principal goes through it a couple more times]

Principal: This is wonderful!! You should be going to a Gifted school!

Kain: Umm, no.. I just want to go to the 10th grade.

Principal: But you are a genius!!

Kain: I am?

Principal: Yes!!

[Kain smiles and stands up straight]

Kain: Well then I don't think I need to be in school!

Principal: Yes you do.

Kain: But I..

Principal: I will grant you permission to be in any grade you wish!

Kain: 10th?

Principal: Are you sure?

Kain: Yes.

Principal: Ok just fill out this form here.

[Kain takes a look at the form]

Kain: I don't know my last name or the Tendo's address..

Principal: I know were the Tendo's live. But about your last name...

Kain: Can't I just be Kain? I mean there aren't any other just 
Kain's are there?

Principal: I guess not.. Ok Kain. 

[He hands Kain a piece of paper]

Principal: This is all your classes, I will call a student 
over to show you around. Anyone you would like me to call over?

Kain: Could you call Ranma Saotome?

[He calls Ranma from class who arrives shortly]

Ranma: Hello Kain, How did it go?

Kain: I am a genius.

[They leave the room and start walking no where in particular]

Ranma: Huh?


Kain: That is what he said. I just passed this test that he said 
was impossible to pass..

[Suddenly Nabiki comes running from out of nowhere]

Nabiki: You passed did you?

[Kain looks surprised]

Kain: Yea why?

[Nabiki get's an evil grin]

Nabiki: So that means you are some sort of genius.. hmm....

Kain: What? How did you know I passed? What is going on?

Nabiki: Oh nothing! Bye bye!

[She leaves]

Ranma: Oh great..

[Shortly after they arrive at their first class. Ranma and 
Kain have all the same classes.. why not?]

***

[It is now lunch time. Akane, Ranma, And some girl sit under a tree eating]

Akane: Where is Kain?

Ranma: No idea.

Girl: So Akane, is he cute?

Akane: Yea.

[She smiles]

Akane: You are still single aren't you Katori?

Katori: Yea so! Don't get any ideas!

[The two laugh and Ranma seems to be board]

Ranma: I am going to go look for Kain.

Akane: Ok see ya.


***

Kain: Lay off asshole!

Kunou: Ah, but such words towards myself will not be tolerated. I 
shall teach you a lesson in manners.

[Kain and Kunou are surrounded by a bunch of people. Ranma runs 
up and sees this]

Ranma: oh no!

[Kain looks right into Kunou's eyes not backing down a bit]

Kain: I ain't afraid of you or your little stick!

 [Ranma breaks through most the crowd]

Ranma: Kunou! Leave him alone.

Kain: Stay out of it Ranma. I can take care of myself.

Ranma to himself: Gee, where have I heard that one before..

[Ranma smirks]

Ranma: Fine, suit yourself.

[Kunou charges Kain and takes a swing. Kain dodges but is suddenly 
distracted by a *HUGE* Raven on a tree branch right by him]

Kain: What the...

[Kain is stopped short with a blow to his stomach, he goes down hard]

Kunou: Ha! Another match won by the great blue thunder!

Kain: Not a chance in hell.

[Kain stands back up, his fist's clenched very tight]

Kunou: ah, so the fly ask's more of the spider I see?

Kain: This fly ain't in the mood for your crap!

[Kain charges Kunou and slams his fist into Kunou's exposed gut. 
Kunou doubles over in pain]

Kain: Now who will address who as upper classmen?

[Kunou stands up slowly and pulls out a real sword]

Kunou: That is it! Now you shall pay dearly for insulting me  you foul
wretch!

[Just as Kunou is about to charge Kain the raven swoops down and attacks 
Kunou's face clawing the living crap out of him and pecking his eye's]

Kunou: Ahh! Get it off of me!!

[Kunou runs around screaming his head off, everyone around him clears away
and 
just watches. A few of them cheer the raven on]

Ranma: Lets go Kain.

Kain: Alright...

[They walk away from the crowd of cheering people...]

To be continued in part 7... -Raven's Attack-

-Entomorph
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