Subject: [NOISE] [SPAM] Another Top 10 (Actually Top 11) (BGC)
From: "H. Torrance Griffin" <heretic@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
Date: 11/11/1996, 1:07 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
CC: bgc-list@edmonds.home.cs.ubc.ca

	I _really_ should not be doing this (I have 2 stories I promised
myself I'd work on, and I'm at work), but this is too tempting to pass up.
So now I present....

The Top Eleven People that will _never_ be recruited by the Knight Sabres!

<DrumRoll Please>
	11: Arielle (And Sylia thought _Mackie_ was annoying!)
	10: Tendo Kasumi ("Would you like some tea Largo-san?)
	09: Elizabeth Dole (I could see her working for Genom's PR
department) 
	08: One Word, Mihoshi!
	07: Susan 'Miss Perinnial Hostage' Storm, The Invisible Girl (as
opposed to Susan 'Ms Pound Whole Team Into Ground Without Lifting a
Finger' Richards, The Invisible Woman) 
	06: Lum-chan (Are you aware of what that much voltage can _do_ to
a HardSuit?!?) 
	05: Another Word: Smurfette!
	04: Tsukino Usagi (Sorry kid, But Boomers don't wait for people to
finish their Speeches before attacking)
	03: Dominique 'Demona' Destine (Sylia: "You are a psychotic
gargoyle mage with genocidal intentions towards my species.  In addition,
you are clinically immortal and will regenerate any damage done to your
body...  I think you're just what we're looking for.") 
	02: Two Final Words: Lynn Minmei

And the number one person who will never be recruited into the Knight
Sabres is....
	01: Any fanfic writer that cannot provide their own Battle
Armour!!  :) 

HTG (Don't shoot me!)