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Patience, grasshopper.

        "Go home and live happily, grasshopper."

        "You foolish head lice!  You knew I was there yet you still walked
on!  Why I took you on as a student I'll never know!"

        "So, the buzzing bee has used its sting at last!  Take the bokken,
your training begins in earnest."

        "Excellent, weevil.  You've learnt well."


        "Kewpie doll" goes to whoever can name the character that said those
above quotes (or their equivalent).  Draxon, I hope you've read the same
comic I was just reading before getting on the net....