Sailor Moon vs. Ranma 1/2
Different Transformations 
by Shiaw Chi Hokodan
Okay, this is my second fanfic, but the first one ever posted.  Ive had a
friend read it, and she thought it was worth reading.  Ive tried to make
the story accessible to fans of either Ranma or Sailor Moon, but at least
a rudimentary knowledge of both is recommended.  Any Sailor Moon fan
should be able to pick up where this story takes place (between the first
time Tux got his memory back and the end of the first series).  Ranma has
no timeline, just whatever Viz has released so far.  This story is a
whopper that just kept going and going.  This is only the first two parts,
but I have eight parts done already.  I try to keep with the feel of the
original stories, but it's just a tad more serious than usual and by
chapter 2, it does get a little bloody, but pg-13 fair.  Enough already,
on with the story!

Prologue:  Sailor Moon... Defiled?

	Wheeee! Serena screams as she glides across the snow with the
skill of an Olympian.  The cliff is a steep 70 degrees, but Serena only
sees it as a means to go faster.  She carefully weaves left and right and
back to the right avoiding trees, poles, other skiers, lord knows what
else.  Shes going so fast she can hardly make them out anyway.  It doesnt
matter to her though, because, because,.... because she isnt clutzing up
right now!  No, quite the opposite.  Shifting on her skis as elegantly as
she is beautiful.  She wishes her friends were with her now, and
especially Rei; Serena would kill to see Reis face after watching her ski
like a professional.  Wouldnt she be jealous!  But a passing thought
crosses Serenas mind.  Ive never been skiing before.  Oh well, maybe this
is just one of those moon-princess-things that just come naturally. 
	All of a sudden, she begins to feel unbalanced.  Keeping her skis
straight becomes more of a struggle.  Whats going on, Serena wonders?  The
sticks begin to feel as heavy as trees as she tries to use them to regain
her equilibrium.  White begins to fill the air.  The snow is being blown
around by a fierce wind.  The gale begins to blow harder and harder until
Serena is caught in a full blown blizzard.  The wind and snow cut through
Serenas parka like daggers.  
	All through these past few seconds Serena has managed to keep
herself up, but she finally loses her composure and crumples into a
helpless heap.  All she can hear is the wind blowing, as the coldness
grips her tighter and tighter.  The wind almost seems to be speaking to
her, it almost sounds like words.  WhoooreeeenaaaaSeeeereeeenaaaa! the
wind finally screams.
	Serena, wake up Serena! whispers Lunas familiar voice.  Wake up
Serena, its important.
	Five more minutes mom, just five more minutes and Ill go to
school...  Luna shakes her head in frustration.  Serena has left her no
choice.  Luna goes closely to Serenas ear, and whispers so loudly its not
really a whisper anymore, Wake Up Meatball Head!
	Serenas eyes flutter open and before Luna knows it, Serenas hand
had grabbed the back of Lunas neck.  For such a clutz, she was pretty
fast!  Whatd you just call me Luna?  Like I dont get that enough from Rei
and.... Serena trails off as she is reminded of her destined love, Darian,
whos now in the clutches of the evil Queen Beryl against his will.  At
least, she hopes its against his will.  Tears begin to well up in her eyes
as she wonders if shes lost Darian for the last time.  And all that time
she had treated him so badly.  
	Serena regains her composure.  Its four in the morning Luna,
Serena whispers so as not to wake the rest of the house, and tomorrows a
school day so this better be important!  Serena feels a cold chill creep
up on her.  She turns and notices her curtains being blown wildly by a
strong wind.  And close the windows Luna! Whyd you open it?  Its freezing
tonight, and it turned my dream into a nightmare.
	I didnt open it Serena, I think a prowler did.  In fact, you might
want to keep it down because hes right next to your closet right now!
hisses Luna as she points at a small round shadow going through her
closet.
	Oh my god, what am I gonna do, oh my god!  I know, Ill pretend Im
still asleep.  He wont bother me as long as I leave him alone, proclaims
Serena as she lays her head down and closes her eyes.
	Luna cant believe what she just saw.  Actually, she does.  Serena
just doesnt surprise her anymore.  This is the girl who has clashed heads
with Zoicite and emerged victorious and yet cries when she eats ice cream
too fast.  Serena, you can take this person, your Sailor Moon, remember?
Go punish him for stealing!  Serena pretends to snore loudly.  At least
Luna thinks shes pretending.  Then an idea hits her.
	Serena, I think hes stealing that sweater Andrew gave you for your
birthday, lying through her teeth.
	WHAT!  Nobody touches that sweater!  I dont even wear it because
Im afraid itll lose his scent! she screams as she jumps off the bed with
amazing speed and turns on her lamp.  I am Sail...errr. Serena Tsukino of
Crossroads junior high, and on behalf of my crush on Andrew, I will punish
you! she recites while doing her repetitive hand gestures ending with her
pointing at the big, tall, scary...midget?  And he wasnt stealing her
sweater, he was stealing....the little pervert was stealing her bras and
panties!
	What are you doing! screams Serena at him.  He was about the size
of Luna, with his few gray hairs poking out of his makeshift mask tied
around his nose.  He was wearing some sort of dark ninja outfit and
carrying a bag larger than he was.  The bag was so stuffed, the bras were
already overflowing out of it.  Serena was stunned.
	Seeing Serena frozen like a deer in the headlights, the thief
decided to take advantage of this.  Oh my, arent you a grown girl!  Yes,
your silky little darlings will receive a special spot on my shelf.  You
should consider it quite an honor.  Let me allow you to thank me my dear!
as the pervert suddenly launches himself into Serenas chest.
	AHHHHHH! she screams, her mind racing, the sicko... hes.... dirty
little.... my breasts... nobody....  Serena regains her senses and with a
might she never knew she had, bashes her fist into the pervert's head and
driving him into the ground.  HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE!  WHO ARE YOU!
	Hmmmm, Ive never quite seen a battle auras like yours before.
Your bosoms have given me an energy burst I havent felt in a long time.
So much untapped potential, how could a person have so much power and yet
use so little of it?
	Ill show you how little of it I use! she screams as she attempts
to step on his little head.  Before she can grind her heel into him, hes
gone.
	Nice try honey, but youll have to do better than that if you want
to catch the master of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts! cries a
voice from the window sill. And in regards to your question, the names
Happosai my dear, and I get the feeling well be meeting again soon.  And
if you want to make it sooner, just drop by the Tendo Dojo of Anything
Goes Martial Arts in the Nerima district and ask for Ranma Saotome.  Hes
my apprentice and will make sure you and me...get together again.  By the
way, I love the hair! he says with a wink as he leaps away into the dark
night.
	Happosai, Luna states quizzically.
	Ranma Saotome, Serena thinks out loud as she writes it down.  Ill
get that little pervert and his stoogie if its the last thing I do!

Chapter 1:  Another Normal Day at the Tendo Dojo

	RANMAAAA! screams a familiar voice.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE
YOU PERVERT!  With that said, Ranma is seen flying out of Akanes bedroom
window into the carp pond.  Girl-type Ranma immediately rises from it, her
orange shirt, bow tie, and blue pants all dripping wet.
	You think Id want to go into your room?  Whod want to be in the
same bedroom as a tomboy like you!  Id rather be in Kunos bedroom that be
in yours! screams back an angry Ranma.  And for your information, I didnt
walk into your bedroom, I was chased into it by....
	Ranma dear, where are you.  Theres no need sparing that heathen
womans feelings by refusing yourself your passionate desires for me.  Come
to me now my love and together we shall consummate..., the leotard clad
girl trails off as she walks upon the female Ranma.  You!  You strumpet,
what have you done to my darling Ranma!  Holding him against his will no
doubt.  Do not fear Ranma dear, I shall free you from her treacherous grip
as soon as I teach this little prissy a lesson.
	Ranma stares at her with a dry look on her face.  It was annoying
at first having Kodachi barge into the Tendos home looking for him then
eventually fighting him as a her.  Now..., now it was just getting old.
	Havent we been through this Kodachi?  I mean, has it ever crossed
your mind that Ranma darling might want nothing to do with a lunatic like
you! Ranma screams, his patience finally exhausted.
	Oh, how dare you say such baneful things to me you hussy!  How
could Ranma, how could any man, resist the combat rhythmic gymnastic
captain of St. Heberiki High, the lovely yet lethal black rose, Kodachi
Kuno! and with the final syllable, she flings her ball bombs toward Ranma.
Give me back my sweetums right now!
	As usual, Ranma leaps away as they explode behind her.  Dont call
me sweetums!  Ranma flies at her with her leg extended, heading straight
for Kodachi.
	Why would anyone in there right mind want to call you sweetums.
You my dear, are not my SWEETUMS!  Kodachi whips out her ribbon and wraps
it around Ranmas leg, and flings her towards the moon.  Ranma does a
number of flips in the air, and lands in the bushes behind the house.
Kodachis maddening Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha! could be heard
in the distance.
	Why does this keep happening to me?  If only Akane would chase
afteAHHHHH! as boiling hot water was suddenly poured onto him.  What the
hell was that for! replied boy type Ranma.  Are you trying to burn me!
	Whats the matter Ranma?  Dont you want Kodachis hands all over you
anyway, you pervert!  Akane follows her outburst by smashing the kettle
into Ranmas face.  What were you going to say about me Ranma!  I came to
help you, and before I even got there you were already saying something
bad about me!  I dont even know why I bother with you, she cries as her
fist smashes Ranma up into the air again.
	Ranma lands with a thud in the front yard.  Crumpled into a heap,
Ranma still mutters out At least I didnt land in water this time.  Then
Ranma realized something.  It was still 3:00 PM, and this being a Friday,
the day was most definitely going to get worse.
	No sooner had Ranma finished that thought, when he heard a loud
CRASH as the front gates were shattered into splinters once again.
	Ranma Saotome! yelled a familiar aristocratic voice.  You heathen!
Not only to you hold my goddess in pig tails hostage, deceive the Tendos
into giving Akane her hand in marriage, but you also greatly disrespect a
member of the Kuno family.  Albeit tis true my sister is a mere zealot
with a severe sociability problem, obviously due to her isolation in a
confined all girl school, which also severely hampered what little sanity
she had, nonetheless she is my sister and a member of the Kuno family, so
prepare to tremble in the face of the Blue Thunder of Furikan High, quake
as Tatewaki Kunos blade falls upon your feeble head... before he has a
chance to continue his dialogue a bicycle wheel  had embedded itself into
the back of his head driving him face first into the ground.
	Ni Hao Ranma, chirps a cute little voice with a heavy Chinese
accent.
	Ni Hao to you too Shampoo, replies a very tired Ranma.
	Mrmmmmm!
	Why Kuno put head under Shampoo bike?
	With a surge of strength, Kuno lifts himself up, throwing the bike
off him by a couple of feet.  I did not place my head under your vehicle
you doltish Chinese floozy!  Kuno then turns his attention to Ranma, who
was still lying on the ground looking bored.  Saotome, do you fear me so
much that you would have your Chinese wench protect your cowardly hide.
Fight me for the love of Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed girl!
	Shampoo lands evenly on the bikes two wheels.  Kuno rude to
Shampoo, and Kuno rude to husband.  Shampoo think she teach Kuno lesson on
manners  Shampoo leaps off her bike and while in the air, draws her two
maces, then dives towards Kuno.
	A challenge is it?  Although I usually do not degrade my standards
to fight helpless woman, I shall make an exception for you!  Kuno leaps
towards Shampoo with his kendo sword drawn.  Shed no tears when I,
Tatewaki Kuno, strikes you down!
	As they draw within range of each other, Shampoo blocks Kunos
sword with one ball, and strikes Kuno in the face with the other.  Kuno
falls slackly to the ground in the usual Ranma 1/2 pose.  Shampoo lands
smoothly to the ground.
	Shampoo no break sweat.  You no worth Shampoo time.  Shampoo turns
around expecting to see Ranmas waiting arms, but finds he has since left.
Where Ranma go?  Ranma no worry, Shampoo find you.
	As she prepares to leap again, a voice yells Ha Ha Ha!  Do you
think the shining star of Tokyo, the captain of the Kendo club, could be
so easily defeated?  Face me as I shall smite you for your gull!  Kuno
rushes at Shampoo swinging his sword wildly.  Shampoo is narrowly dodging
every blow.
	So you not as weak as Shampoo think.  Shampoo might get serious
now.

	Good afternoon Ranma.  How was school today? Kasumi asked with her
ever sugar-sweet voice.
	Same as it ever is Kasumi.  Is there anything to eat? replied
Ranma, walking into the kitchen.
	Soun and Genma are sitting down for their usual game of go.  Genma
is in his panda form.  Ha ha ha Genma.  It looks like youve finally run
out of luck.  
	Genma holds up a sign (Girl-Type) Ranma, put your clothes on.
	Whu!!!!!! startles Soun, quickly turning around.  Genma quickly
moves some pieces while hes distracted.
	Ranma, sitting at the table and stuffing his mouth with food,
began wondering I wonder what happened to Kodachi?  And why isnt Akane
here beating me up?  Maybe I should look for her.
	What are you talking about Genma, your son is in boy form and
fully clothed.
	Genma holds up another sign saying What were you doing trying to
look at my NAKED SON!
	Errr....nothing, um, lets continue playing shall we.  Your move
isnt it?
	A loud CRASH followed by a SMASH vibrates into the house.  Oh my.
Are your friends visiting again Ranma?  I do hope they dont set the house
on fire again.  Its such a bother for those nice fire men to come here
every week  Kasumi then continues to prepare dinner.

	Kodachi is seen flying out of the Dojo on her back.  My Ranma dear
would have nothing to do with a vile temptress like you!  First the
pig-tailed girl and now you dare try to interfere with the budding passion
between me and my love!  Kodachi throws her spiked clubs at Akane, who
dodges them.
	I dont care what you and that pervert Ranma do, just get out of my
way while youre doing it! cries Akane punching and missing Kodachi.
Honestly, I cant even get a quiet work out anymore since Ranma moved in,
thinks Akane.
	The pig-tailed trollop had the sense to flee from me.  Apparently
you do not share in her intelligence!  Another ball bomb is thrown at
Akane.  She avoids it but it explodes into a suffocating gas.
	Koff, koff, cant breathe, mutters Akane as she begins to slump to
the ground.  Kodachis silhouette can be seen emerging from the smoke.  She
has her spiked club over her head preparing to strike.
	Die panderer!
	Kodachi is suddenly tackled and thrown onto the ground.  Who
dares!  She opens her eyes to see the face of her love on top of her.
	Oh my, Ranma dear!  She suddenly grabs Ranmas head and prepares to
kiss him.  Yes my love, let us join our affections right here and now!
	Uhh..., no Kodachi..., this isnt the time or place...let go of me,
declares Ranma as he tries to push himself off Kodachi.  Suddenly an elbow
caves in the top of his head.
	I dont know Ranma.  Maybe this is the perfect time and place for
you and Kodachi TO DO WHATEVER YOUR HORMONES TELL YOU BECAUSE DONT LET ME
STAND IN THE WAY OF NATURE!  Akane then walks away, tears begin welling in
her eyes.  Frankly Ranma, I dont care anymore what youre doing or who
youre doing it with., Akane whimpers out as the tears become
uncontrollable.  She runs back to the house.
	Akane, wait!  Its not what it looks like.  Its never what it looks
like; you should realize that by now!  Ranma squirms free of Kodachi and
begins to pursue Akane.
	Ranma love!  Forget that felicitous whelp and come drink from the
sweet nectar of the black rose of... BONK!
	Kodachi is flattened under a large spatula, apparently
unconscious.  Stay away from my Ranma honey! roars Ukyou.  He aint gonna
be drinking anything of yours!  Probably laced with poison anyways.  Ukyou
turns around and begins to pursue Ranma herself.  With one hand, she puts
the spatula back in her holster, and is holding an okynomiyaki in the
other.  I made this just for you Ranma honey!

	As the bus pulls away from the stop, five girls and two cats are
revealed.  The girl with the two longs braids is fumbling with a map,
turns it around, then back upside down again.  She is obviously confused.
	Are we in the Nerima district yet Serena?  I didnt think so!  Just
give me that map, the girl with long black hair yells as she pulls the map
from Serena.
	Hey!  You just had to asked nicely.  And what makes you think you
can read a map any better than I can?
	Because Im not a clumsy, ditzy, meatball head!
	I know why youre so grumpy.  Youre just jealous that Im the moon
princess and that Tuxedo Mask is mine!  Serena surprised by what she just
said, suddenly stops, fumbling for the words to quickly apologize.  I, I
didnt mean... I mean....
	Rei, just like everybody else, is taken aback by the statement.
However, Rei quickly recovers and screams Apparently you didnt do a very
good job of keeping him, did you, because right now Queen Beryl has him!
Rei then too becomes quite.  Rei is struggling to fight back the tears,
and not succeeding.
	Serena makes no attempt to hold back the tears and lets out a
WAAAAAAH!  Its not my fault you know!  You think I wanted to be the stupid
moon princess in the first place!  I didnt even like Darian until 2 weeks
ago!  I never asked for any of this cr...stuff.  She falls on the ground
sobbing as usual.
	Everyone is silent, not knowing what to say.  Lita and Luna
attempt to comfort Serena.  Rei has her back turned to the crowd.
	Geez Artemis, Im beginning to think we were better off on our own,
whispers Mina.
	Give it some time Mina.  Everything is happening too fast for
everybody to adjust.  Besides, if were to have any chance against Queen
Beryl, we all have to stick together, whispers back the white cat on her
shoulder.
	Amy interrupts the silence.  Um, I think I have some good news, or
bad news depending on how you look at it.  According to my computer...
says Amy as she punches buttons on her pink planner ...were in the Nerima
district.  And Im also picking up some extremely powerful energy signals
coming from just a block away.  She punches some more buttons.  Yes, its
the Tendo Dojo, we made it!  
	She then wrinkles her face into a frown.  But this is very odd.
We usually do get a powerful energy reading from a Negaverse creature, but
thats usually after theyve sucked a decent amount of energy already.  Not
only do I not sense any other energy drained individuals in the area, but
Im getting multiple high energy readings, way above the average human.
This doesnt make sense...
	Before she could continue her examination, Serena had begun
running towards the Dojo, with everyone else in tow.
	See Rei, I did find Nerima after all.  If it wasnt for me, we
wouldnt have found this new negaverse threat either.  Ill be expecting an
apology anytime.  Serena then sticks out her tongue and pulls down one
eye.  Nyaaaa!
	Even meatball heads like you get lucky once in a while!  Rei does
the same gesture, and the two can be seen fighting as they run off into
the distance, with Amy playing catch up to everyone else.
	Wait for me, she yells, still fumbling with her computer.

	Akane, wait up! yells Ranma as he tries to catch up with her.  He
turns the corner into the front yard expecting anything but what he saw.
	Akane was just standing there, her back turned to him.  Even
without seeing her face, it was obvious she was crying.  In the
background, Kuno and Shampoo could still be seen fighting in a haze of
smoke.
	Akane...me and Kodachi werent doing anything.  But if it means
anything... Im... Ranma trails off.  What am I doing?  Was I just about to
apologize to that tomboy for no reason!  What does she care anyway?  What
do I care!  Unless...  Akane, Im...  Im sor...Im sorry for what just 
happened.  Even though youre a macho chick, Id never... mean to hurt...
you, Ranma whispers out the last word, half of him wanting her to hear it,
the other half afraid of her reaction to it.
	Kuno is seen flying across the background.  Then running back
yelling tatatatattattata, performing his quick strike technique.
	Akane turns around, her eyes still soaked with tears.  Despite
that, a certain happiness and eagerness were seen in them.  Do you *sniff*
mean it, Ranma? she says wiping the tears from her eyes.
	Ranma begins to walk up to her, not knowing what he was doing but
completely trusting his impulse.  Akane, I...
	Before he could finish, a splash of water soaks him through,
turning him back into girl-type.  They both turn around to look at the
interferer.  Ukyou was seen, holding a now empty bucket, with a very upset
look on her face.
	Yeah Ranchan, do you mean it.  Come on, tell me the truth?  Am I
the cute one or is she!
	Kuno could be seen flying again.
	Moon Crystal Power!
	Mars Star Power!
	Jupiter Star Power!
	Venus Star Power!
	The girls are surrounded by different colored flashes of light as
unexplained backgrounds start popping up behind them.  They begin running
into the dojo as soon as their transformations are finished.
	Wait up everybody, my readings are concluding that...  As she runs
toward everybody else, she notices everyone is already transformed.  Oh
what the hey... Mercury Star Power!

	Both of the girls around him were on the verge of tears, but he
felt like he should be the one crying.  Why me? he wonders.  He knows he
doesnt want to hurt Akane, but Ukyou is one of his best friends.  He was
stuck between a rock and a hard place.
	Uhhh, Akane.....ummmm, Ukchan....um um um um.... stammers out
Ranma.
	Well! both Akane and Ukyou shout out.
	Which one of you is Ranma Saotome! shouts a blond haired girl with
two long braids dressed in a sailor outfit.
	Everyone stops to look at the four new sailor clad girls.  Even
Kuno and Shampoo stop fighting.  Kuno notices a fifth girl catching up to
the rest of the crowd.
	Im Ranma Saotome! exclaims Ranma happily.  I doubt this is good
news, but it sure couldnt be worse than fending off both Akane and Ukyou,
he thinks.
	I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice and defender of the
innocent.  I fight for innocent girls against pervert lechers like you,
she says performing the oh-so-familiar motions.  In the name of the moon,
I will punish you!

Author: I guess that was pretty long for only two parts, huh?  Oh well.
Any criticisms or comments would be appreciated.  Send them to
schi@uci.edu.  By the way, I usually like to nearly finish a story before
posting it because I often go back to reedit some things.  For now, Ill be
releasing everything in two part blocks.  The action starts to fly in the
next chapter, Round One, Fight!  Its already out, so go read it already!
Jya Ne!
Shiaw Chi Hokodan