Subject: Return of the stupid `fic idea!
From: Eimii
Date: 11/16/1996, 1:17 AM
To: Fanfic@fanfic.com


While i was reading some AMG fiction, a strange idea struck me. After
regaining consciousness, i knealt down and examined the slightly cracked
but otherwise ok thought structure. What if, by virtue of whatever
phenomenon allows him to appear just about anywhere at any time, Ryouga
ended up wandering into the Goddess Relief Office shortly after Ranma and
Akane's wedding? (I'm making the premise at this point that Ryouga has
never met Akari, as i know very little about her, so he's still very
depressed.) Next, by some fluke (accidential collapse of the building,
clerical error, <<insert deus ex machina here>>) the former God of
Unrequited Love is disposed of, and Ryouga gets the job. And so, after
hearing his tale of woe Ryouga's tutor, the infamous "Goddess of Love",
Urd decides to supplement his studies by having him assist her in "fixing"
the mess left behind in Nermia. Well, what do you think?
<Eimii braces herself in the corner behind her riot shield, fire
extinguisher clutched tightly.>