While (still) trying to get past writers block on the next part of my
Magic Knight Ranma story, I came up with this short little idea.  I
wanted to do a short parody of Otaku fics.  I hope you enjoy it.

All C&C apreciated.
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Magic Knight Unlimited Press
Proudly Presents:
A Ranma =BD Otaku Fic Parody

The Otaku

by Magic Knight Kyone

Ranma =BD is the property of Vis Video, Shotokan Video, Kitty, and Rumiko
Takahashi.
Used without permission.

My character can be used by anyone who reads this (if you are crazy
enough to want to).
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The ridiculously over powered otaku in this story is NOT supposed to be
me, just a generic over powered otaku.  I have nothing against otaku
fics, however, so all you out there that write and/or like these
stories, please don=92t kill me.

And now=85.ON WITH THE SHOW!
--

	It was a typical day in Nerima.

	To the rest of the world, this means that people get up, eat, go to
work or school, eat lunch somewhere in there, finish work or school, go
home, eat, and go to bed.

However, in Nerima, this means that Ranma Saotome is going to get splash
by cold water a dozen or so times, get into at least three fights, and
attacked by his kawaiikune fianc=E9e at least five times.

It also means that everyone else in Nerima does not notice.

Today, however, that will all change.

					*****

	It is a typical rode in Nerima.  Along both sides are fences separating
not only the houses from the road, but the houses from each other.  As
usual, Ranma-chan. is running on the fences, grumbling.

	"Aw, man, why did that kawaiikune girl try to feed me that=85thing for
lunch?  What=92s so wrong with telling her that her food sucks!  And why
the hell did the water main hafta break today?!?  I hate going to
classes like this!"

	So far, Ranma had been attacked twice, splashed with cold water five
times, and attacked by Akane three times.  Quite normal for her at this
time of day.

	"What else can go wrong today?"  she mutters.

	"RANMA SAOTOME!  PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!"  Ryoga cries, as he leaps in
front of her, as if out of thin air.

	"Aw, hell,"  Ranma complains.  "I had ta ask=85Okay P-chan, lets get thi=
s
over with=85"

	"WHO ARE YOU CALLING P-CHAN!?!?!"

	Ryoga leaps at her, swinging his umbrella at her, initiating Ranma=92s
third fight of the day.  Ranma and Ryoga continue to trade blows,
destroying most of the street.  Eventually, they both separate, and
Ryoga begins charging for his ki blast.  As soon as she notes this,
Ranma begins to do the same. =20

	"SHI SHI HOKODAN!!!!!"

	"MOKU TAKABISYA!!!!!"

					*****

This is the point in the story where the day becomes atypical.

Out of nowhere, a blue light forms, and coalesces into a human shape.=20
The being that forms has no definabla features or sex, does emanate an
aura so powerful, that if it was nigh, someone would think that the sun
had reappeared.

The being thinks.  "Hmm.  Finally, I have found Nerima.  Now I can go
around solving all these problams these Ranma characters have!  I mean,
I=92m far wiser than anyone else, I over power all of them combined by a
thousand fold, and I have wonderful sex appeal.  Even with my
vulnerability to ki blast, I will be unstoppabla!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Unfortunately for the being, he happened to materialize between the two
combatants, and was vaporized by their ki blast before he could even
notice them.

					*****

	"Hey, Ryoga, did you hear something?"

	"Now, that you mention it, I think I did.  I=92m not sure what it was,
though=85"

	"Oh well, it couldn=92t have been important.   You know what?  I feel
like we should call a truca!"

	"Hey!  That sounds good to me.   I think I=92ll also tell Akane I=92m
P-chan."

	"I can=92t have you one-up me.  I=92ll tell her I=92m in love with her."

	"You do that, Ranma.   Lets be friends from here on in!"

	"Sounds good to me!"

					*****

	Meanwhile, in the line proceeding to Enma-sama, the being appears.  He
slowly follows the line to the gates to be judged, like all the other
spirits.  On his journey, one thought revolves in his mind.

	"This is definitely NOT the way this was supposed to happen!"

THE END!
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So, what did you think?  Like it?  Hate it?  Please tell me, or I won=92t
get better.

This story was written in about an hour.  I hope there aren=92t too many
problams in it.

Talk to you guy=92s latter!

--=20
 Magic Knight Kyone                    Founder:  Magic Knights Unlimited
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