'Goosed' transmitted the following:

On Tue, 26 Nov 1996, Stargazer wrote:

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Attempting to bribe, extort, or otherwise influence a Deputy Bastard
Taskmaster From Hell can be hazardous to your health.  This can result
in severe electrical shocks, being trapped in a television show, being
on the receiving end of ridiculous arsenals of weaponry, or, in extreme
cases, having a bounty placed on your head for all FFML .sig warriors.

Who said anything about *bribing* them?  Nah...I just want to get to
know them better, really!  Honest!  ^_-

true, you only hinted at extortion.  However, that is also covered under the 
above warning.

@_@  You mean someone would actually WANT to know more about me?  If I
were someone else, I wouldn't.  I scare me.  *grin*

How else are we to get the dirt on *you*?

You're not, it's that simple.  *grin*  Of course, if you were foolish
enough to try and track me down, or show up at AX97....  *giggle*

*Sigh* I'd love to show up at a con, but I suffer the eternal problems of
lack of money and time.  As for tracking you down, well, Ve 'ave vays of
making you talk.


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