The 13 Days of Otaku Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas
An otaku gave to me
An Operative named Naoki

On the second day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the third day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the four day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the fifth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the sixth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the seventh day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the eighth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the ninth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
nine dates with Tenchi
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the tenth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
ten magic swords
nine dates with Tenchi
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the eleventh day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
eleven vampire hunters
ten magic swords
nine dates with Tenchi
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On the twelfth day of Christmas
an otaku gave to me
twelve bored Zentraedi
eleven vampire hunters
ten magic swords
nine dates with Tenchi
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring
and an Operative named Naoki

On thirteenth day of Christmas
I returned the following
twelve bored Zentraedi
eleven vampire hunters
ten magic swords
nine dates with Tenchi
eight mecha-fighters
seven Gamilons
six Tank Police
five OAVs!
four C-ko made lunches
three serpent sisters
two dips in a cursed spring

But, of course, I kept Naoki!


 * SLMR 2.1a * "A survivor from the Galaxy Police..."   -Kain