On Wed, 11 Dec 1996 02:17:46 -0700 (MST), you wrote:

   I have no idea where *anyone* would go with this one, except for the 
obvious variation:

Ranma: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Look at Shampoo. She's a babe.

Ryoga: Shut up, Ranma. Huh-huh-huh-huh. Butt out. 

Ranma: Heh-heh-heh. You said "butt." Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Ryoga: Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Look out, Shampoo! You're about to get your 
curse! 

Ranma: Water! Water! Heh-heh-heh-heh! Water!

Ranma and Ryoga might be too competent to be Beavis and Butt-head. How
about B&B played by... Ranma's high school buddies (Hiroshi and
Daisuke)?

(Warning: B&B - type vulgarities ahead!)







Hiroshi: Check it out, heh heh, that Ranma dude got splashed with
water, and, like, when he got out he had thingies!

Daisuke: Guys don't have thingies, dumbass! Huh huh! Oh yeah. He does
have thingies! Big ones, too!

Hiroshi: I'm gonna splash myself with water and get some big thingies,
heh heh.

Daisuke: You could have hooters the size of Osaka and you still
wouldn't score, butt-munch! Even if you were a chick, I wouldn't do it
with you.

Hiroshi: This is boring. Let's go to Gosunkugi's house and watch
pay-per-view.

Daisuke: Gosunkugi's a wuss, huh huh. Let's find Kuno.

Hiroshi: Yeah! Kuno's cool! He has a big stick, huh huh.

(Happosai bouds out of the girls' locker room, carrying a bag of his
usual. A crowd of angry girls runs after him.)

Daisuke: Whoa! That old dude is COOL!

Hiroshi: Yeah, heh heh. Let's follow him so we can be like him!



Gary

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