TOP TEN PEOPLE THAT WRITERS OF GRATUITOUS SELF 
       INSERTION FAN FICS PAIR THEMSELVES OFF WITH!

1. Ukyou Kuonji
2. Nabiki Tendo

I'd swap these two.  I've seen a *lot* more author fics with Nabiki...

3. Nene Romanova
4. Ryouga Hibiki
5. Urd
6. Skuld
7. A character of the writer's own creation...
8. Er...
9. Hmmm...
10. Um...

Oh, lessee, if you're thinking big in author terms, there's Kei and Yuri.
Then there's Eiko/A-ko, Noriko from Gunbuster...have I hit the major UF
high points?

--Sean Gaffney
--Kasumi should be in there, if only for Lawson's revengefic ;-)