A chocolate fanfic? Where? Where? But I'll take mine without the
hedgehogs.

Chocolate Covered handcuffs?

I haven't seen it, but it's probably out there. Though there is a 'fic
with a spring roll in it. ;p

   EEEK!  Not the spring roll!!  Waaaaah!!!  Kun-chan, your ability to make
_eating food_ something seductive will never cease to boggle Mihoshi's
mind.  Mihoshi is STILL getting over what you did with a Coke... x_x

Tee-hee. I think most people there at the time wouldn't be likely to
forget about the coke ... So if I ever met any of you, just don't buy
me a coke, or I'll think you're really perverted! ^_~

Yeah, buying Kun-chan a coke in public (pretty hard to do in private, too
;) is a lewd activity and will get you thrown in the cooler for eternity,
as the guard will lose the key.

It _will_ be enjoyable while the crime is being committed however. :)~

How bout I give you the money, and YOU can buy the coke? ;)

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