On the Gopher's vigilent quest to catch up...


On Sat, 1 Feb 1997, Richard Lawson wrote:

Sean sat up, blinking.  How did he get here?  All he could remember was
sending an email to the FFML when suddenly....

"What is it?  It's ugly, whatever it is.  It must be a youma!"

A what?  Sean looked around, to see a girl with the stupidest haircut he
had ever seen point her finger at him.  Actually, 'haircut' wasn't the
right term.  She looked as if she had *never* cut her hair.  She
probably tripped over it all the time.

She seemed to be talking to a cat.  This was, in Sean's opinion, enough
to label her as certifiable.  Animals would never answer back.

"Don't hesitate, Serena,"  the cat said, forever changing Sean's opinion
about talking animals.  "Transform to Sailor Moon!"

Sean blinked.  What?

Sean snorted.  "Well, it isn't like you tried to stop me, is it?"

"We'll stop you!" 

Sean turned to see four more girls in the same silly outfits standing
together.

Sean sighed and started towards them.

(The rest is left as an exercise for the reader).

Just don't hurt Mars - she's still cute - dub or sub.  ;)

AlberCrombie


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