Most... amusing.  Both the story itself (although Ranma has
effectively signed his Death Warrent) and the 'alternate' endings.
	However you _did_ forget one of the latter....
	<warning: ecchi/warped (but no moreso than the original post)>













ALTERNATE ENDING #8

	Saotome Nodoka ....

	"O-Okaasan?!?" Ranma finally choked out after several moments of
shocked silence.

	"Yes Ranma," Nodoka smiled as she slid out of his grip, "I trust
you enjoyed yourself?"

	"Ah... er... Yes... NO!.. Akane... Pop... Why?" The boy edulicated
eloquently.

	*sigh* "After everything that has happened to you... after seeing
the way Genma had backslid while raising you... I had my doubts that you
could fufill the promises made in you name."  Nodoka then turned and gazed
upon her son with what would have been described as a motherly expression
if she were not buck naked and reeking of sex.  "So I had a private talk
with Akane-chan," she continued, "and she agreed to let me test you; and
before you asked your father had _no_ say in the matter."

	"Um... did I...." Ranma asked his mother as he blushed crimson.

	"Pass?  Certainly my son!" Nodoka said with noticeable pride, "You
are truly a man among men and will make Akane-chan a _very_ happy
woman...."

	Ranma let out the breath he had been holding and began to glance
around for something to cover himself with when he noticed his mother
reaching behind the bed for something.

	"... that is," Nodoka continued as she brought the handcuffs into
view and leered at the boy, "once your 'training' is finished of course."

THE END