Funnily enough, I already did that while I was making the coke sexy.
And all the other items of food, too. But I already made the haggis
sexy! After all, it's the right shape ... even if it _is_ full of
icky things. (Yes, I know what a haggis is and what's in it. My mum
is Scottish... but even she's not stupid enough to eat one!)

How 'bout making a couple of these things seem sexy:

patte
guaquemolie
an apple
biscuits (nah, too easy!)
sugar cookies

All eadible, so that can be done easily!

paper bag

Hmmm... interesting ...

a cat
a panda (if you think that I'm leading somewhere with this, you're right)

Shampoo-neko and Genma-panda together in one hot, sexy, beastiality scene?
O_o

false teeth
dead parrot

Hmm... a challenge ...

chutney

That's food... easy. ;p

chainsaw

That's just kinky!

I think that's about enough. So, which can you make seem sexy?

(See above)

Wonders how Kun-chan's going to make a dead parrot seem sexy...

With great difficulty!

Kun-chan...