*THUD*

	Akane put away her hammer, and went back into the house, her pie
revenged upon.  Ranma sprawled across the living room, wheezing out
'kawaiikune' as if it were his last breath.  Shampoo, in the doorway to
the backyard, shook her head.  "Why do I feel like I'm in a bad remake
of 'The Taming of the Shrew'?"
	Kasumi shrugged, and held up a bottle of tanning oil to Shampoo.  "I
dunno.  Look, do my back?"  

I like.  Redneck, pay this guy a royalty and use this.

-- Bob