NO! 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

AKANE IS NOT A CRAZY!  SHE DOES NOT KILL!

Akane's temper did not progressively get worse in the Manga, why should it
now?!?

THIS FIC IS _EVIL_!  

(calms down)
...Okay, okay.  I'm calm.  You know, I probably would have liked this fic
quite a bit if I weren't such an Akane fan.  Well written...
...BUT STILL EVIL!

Arnold Kim
Proud Knight of the True Fiancee, Akane Tendo
Wielder of the Blunt Inanimate Object
Devotee to the Mistress of Hammerspace
Member of Akane's Dojo
AKANE TENDO!
Long live Akane!