Why doesn't somebody who is not currently involved in a fanfic, and knows
what Suikoden is, do a fanfic about it?  

Can't help you there...

Or maybe a Samurai Pizza Cats fic!

Don't *want* to help you there...

Or maybe someone should hurry up with a Dirty Pair fanfic.

Ah, that I can do something about.  All right, the Pair have
only a minor role in it, and it's suddenly expanded from 50K 
to 200K, but...

I *am* writing it...

--Sean Gaffney
--writing so slowly he could almost be Zen