Subject: My Anime Bulwer/Lytton contest Entry
From: "Joseph \"Ashira\" Kohle" <Ashira@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 4/7/1997, 9:32 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
CC: Andrea C Konecki <Andrea.C.Konecki@cmich.edu>, "Peter M. Kretschman" <pkretsch@umich.edu>

"Ranma, I'd like to speak with you," Genma said as the Tendou 
family calmly ate breakfast. Well they tried to eat, but Ranma had grabbed 
almost everyone's food and shoveled it into her mouth with the efficiency 
of a black hole. 
	"Bout what?" Ranma asked as she wiped her mouth with the back of 
her hand
	"Well, son. We've noticed that you've not changed back into a guy 
in the past few weeks, and we were wondering what was going on. You 
haven't been cursed with the cat-tongue again, have you?"
	Ranma suddenly laughed, her voice bubbling as the rest of the 
family glanced at her weirdly. "Oh, it's nothing like that. I've just 
decided to get married."
	Everyonme face-vaulted, but Genma quickly recovered. "Than why are 
you a girl?"
	"Because I'm carrying his child," Ranma answered as if it was the 
 most obvious thing in the world.
	"You're preg-preg-preg...." Genam couldn't finish. 
	"Who's the father, Ranma?" Kasumi asked sweetly.
	"Ran-chan!" a dreaded voice shouted, and Ranma-onna was glomped by 
a very wrinkled pervert. Everyone waited for the inevitable explosion. It 
never came.
	"Oh, Happi-chan," Ranma gushed, "I'm so glad you came to see your 
fiancee!"


	Ranma 1/2: Sensei and Student, the Forbidden Love.

	If anyone ever writes this, I will personally kill them ^_^

	Back to drama...

	Joseph "Ashira" Kohle