Well, I've had it with my e-mail address being used more often for
recieving chain-mail and anything else, such as unsolicited "offers"
including those for sex.

Now, I did some checking, and I found out a few things.

1)  You can legaaly charge a person $500.00 American for sending such mail
    to you.

2)  If they say try it, they have to pay all legal fees.

3)  They end up more in the hole than ever, and will not try to solicit
    you for a while as your name will tend to be added to the "so not try
    to solicit or get money from list.

Here is the mail I usually send out when they want to get to me.

Few disreguard it, and those that do get charged.

And it is even better when they add their name to the bottom of a list,
all with their address.

So far this month, I have collected three thousand dollars off of these
people, and I am urging others to do the same, so that they stop sending
us these things.

Soory, I had to get that off my chest, and pass the information along to
other people as well.

The more people who know, the less they mail us.

***

Please be advised that this unsolicited mail has been forwarded to my
lawyers in case of need for processing.

Under the rules for communication in the United States and Canada, such
communications are considered either:

1)  unasked solicitation

or

2)  A form of chain letter.

Due to the form in which your letter has been placed, this letter is
punishable under the law by prision sentence and/or fine of five thousand
to fifty thousand dollars.

As per legal rules, you have been warned that further solicitation to this
adress will result in an automantic fee being request of your ISP which
will be passed on to you.  The fee, as per legal notice, is $500 American.

This will be your only warning.

Furthermore, any further communications will be sent, along with this to
the postmaster as well as to Internic concerning your activities.

This is in accordance with the mail regulations of The United States,
Canada, Japan, Great Britain, and several other member countries.

***

Hitomi

Ichinohei Hitomi
Hitomi@terminal.autobahn.mb.ca
http://204.112.189.3/~hitomi
"The beginings of wisdom is the ability to always ask questions."