"Bubblegum in the Shell"?

^_^

The being that was formerly know as (Prince?  Nope.) Major Kusanagi was
walking along the beach, enjoying some new experiences.  She bent over to
pick up a shell to try and hear the ocean.  Luckly, she looked at the shell
first.  "Ewwwwww....There's bubblegum in the shell!!"  She dropped it, and
continued walking along.

The End

Sorry.  I saw that title, and this popped into my head.  Really annoying
habit.  I've got to do something about that one day.

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'