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Although this is a SICK AS A DISEASE lemon, there will be an
attempt to include an acceptable (if foul enough to make
Takahashi hunt me down with an AK-47 and a squad of Yakuza
hitmen) plot to this maddening little scene.  I hope you all
don't mind this.  Still, if you're under 18, you shouldn't be 
reading such disgusting things, anyhow!

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                    SWEET DREAMS [ARE MADE OF THIS].

                        By Jesus "Jesse" Zamora.
   
   Based upon characters and situations from Ranma 1/2, by Rumiko
Takahashi, and inspired by the song "Sweet Dreams [Are Made of
This]" as performed by the honorable reverend Marilyn Manson.

(Open on the Tendo dojo on a bright, sunny Sunday afternoon. 
Ryoga walks to the door, an angry expression on his face.  He is
holding a sheet of notebook paper in his hand.  On the paper,
some words of invitation can be seen, written in Ranma's hand)

RYOGA:<I wonder what Ranma wants from me.  I bet it's just
another fight, to piss me off further.  I'll give him a pounding
he'll not soon forget!>

(He enters the dojo and immediately notices Kasumi sweeping the
floor, her normal perky smile on her face)

KASUMI:Ara!  Hi there, Ryoga-kun.  Ranma's waiting for you in
Nabiki's room.  

RYOGA:Thanks.  Could you, uh, lead me there.  You know how I am.

(Kasumi stares at Ryoga, not understanding what he had meant by
those words, then leads Ryoga to Nabiki's room, where Ranma-chan
is lying on the bed, in a tight dark brown evening goun of very
low cut, a golden neckless ornamenting her for added emphasis on
her chest)

RANMA-CHAN:Well, I see you got here on time, for a change.

RYOGA(shocked at how his long-time rival looks):Um, uh, y-yes, I
have.  (Curious)  Tell me, Ranma... WHY are you dressed like
that?

RANMA-CHAN(feigning innocence):Oh, no reason.  Do you like it?

(Ryoga cruples up the paper quickly in one hand and tosses it at
Ranma-chan, who rolls to a side of the bed to dodge it)

RANMA-CHAN(genuinly angry; as though she expected Ryoga to
answer):Geez, I just asked a question!

RYOGA(pissed off):Is THIS what you called me for!?

RANMA-CHAN:No, you moron.  I called for this.  (Shouting in a
friendly tone)  Kasumi, could you bring the TV\VCR that's in the
guest room over here!?  (Sits upright on the bed).

KASUMI'S VOICE(At the door, just as loud and just as
friendly):Sure, Ranma!  

(Ranma-chan and Ryoga just stare at eachother, bug-eyed)

RYOGA:What was she doing there?  When I came in, she was rather
busy...

RANMA-CHAN(sarcastic):And here I am, making that mess to keep her
from evesdropping!  I have to try harder...

(A few seconds later, Kasumi enters with a portable TV\VCR and
places it on the floor in front of the two boys, then leaves
silently)

RANMA-CHAN(big sweats):... What...

RYOGA(big sweats):... Was she...?

(After another three seconds, they both recover from what just
happened and return to normal appearance)

RANMA-CHAN(shoving her hand into the mattress):I've got something
I think you'll be interested in... (Pulls out a videocassette
with the Japanese writing for the words "Pig Evedence" on the
side of the sleeve)

RYOGA:What's that got to do with...?!  <What the fuck!?>

RANMA-CHAN:I thought I'd take the time to have your
transformation put on tape, as a little rememberance should you
ever be cured...

(Ranma-chan gets off the bed and puts the video into the VCR,
leaving the sleeve atop the television.  On the video, Ranma
[male in the video] and Ryoga are fighting their hearts out in
the middle of a wooded area, perhaps a park of some sort.  After
a few seconds, rain begins falling on the two of them, turning
Ranma into a girl and Ryoga into a pig.  At this point, 
Ranma-chan stops and ejects the tape, puts it back in its sleeve,
and places it in a drawer near the bed)

RANMA-CHAN(turning around slowly; with a sinister tone of
voice):As you can see, It is a good view...Wouldn't you say,
Ryoga-kun?

RYOGA(fuming):What do you plan to do with that?

RANMA-CHAN:Well, I was thinking of giving it to Akane to look
at...

RYOGA(panicing):NO!

RANMA-CHAN(clever-sounding):OR... You could buy it from me.

RYOGA:WHAT!?

RANMA-CHAN(voice a little misty):You see, there's something I
want...

RYOGA:I hope you take dissapointment well, because I've got no
intention of cooperating!  (Gets into fighting stance).  You're
gonna get it THIS time!  <What the HELL am I doing?!>

(Ranma-chan lets out an evil laugh, much like Kodachi would)

RANMA-CHAN:Oh, you DO understand!

(Ryoga looks at Ranma-chan, extreamly confused)

RYOGA:What do you... ?

(Ranma-chan walks toward Ryoga slowly, methodically, a huge, evil
smile on her face)

RANMA-CHAN:I don't want a thing...

(Ranma-chan pulls the sleeves of her dress from her shoulders and
lets it fall to the floor, walking over it on her trek towards
Ryoga.  Ryoga steps back, shocked)

RYOGA:RANMA!  What the hell are you-?

RANMA-CHAN(pulling off the necklace; it falls to the floor):...
Except for you.

RYOGA:NANDAI YO!?

RANMA-CHAN(faking curiosity):Surprised?

RYOGA(nodding):... Well...

RANMA-CHAN(suddlenly breathless):I've... Been thinking you ever
since that fight three days ago... I've been buring for you since
that time...

RYOGA(disbelieving):No... No way... Dame desu*!

(*:I can't)

RANMA-CHAN(an evil smile on her face; the wickedness of a million
demons in her cold, almost seductive voice):Well, ain't that just
too bad.  I wonder how Akane will react after seeing who P-chan
really is...

RYOGA(gritting his teeth):You wouldn't!  Even YOU wouldn't stoop
so low!

RANMA-CHAN(sex on her mind and on her tongue):I'll go down one
way or another...

RYOGA:Shimata*!  <What's going on with Ranma?  Why is he acting
like this?>

(*:Damn)

(Ranma-chan walks up to Ryoga and presses her brests against his
massive chest, making Ryoga's nose bleed.  She takes immediate
notice)

RANMA-CHAN(smile widening):Well, I see you still ARE a man.

RYOGA(desperately trying to regain composure):That's more than I
can say about YOU!

(Ranma-chan lets out another hollow, depraved laugh, then runs
her tongue along Ryoga's ear)

RYOGA:Tell me!  What's gotten into you!?

RANMA-CHAN(feeling Ryoga's pants rise up to meet her skin):I know
what's gotten into YOU, my dear Ryoga-chan...

RYOGA:Answer me!

RANMA-CHAN(slightly impatient):Chill out, Ryoga; you want the
tape or don't you?  (She slowly runs her hand down Ryoga's chest,
carressing it gently with her fingers, and makes her way to the
bulge in his pants.  She rubs it with her palm, feeling it get
harder as she does so)

RYOGA:But... THIS... I won't do this...!

RANMA-CHAN(icily):You may say one thing, but your BODY... (Unzips
Ryoga's pants, puts her hand in his underwear and begins stroking
his member with great fervor)... Is much more honest.

(Ryoga begins convulsing from nervousness)

RYOGA:<SHIT!  I can't destroy the tape because Ranma'll fight me,
and if I fight him using my techniques, I'll damage the room. 
What will Akane think?>

(Cut to a vision in Ryoga's mind, of him being beaten to a soft
pulp by Akane)

AKANE(pulling out Thor's hammer):How dare you!  Coming in here
and making holes in the house!

RYOGA(trying in vain to dodge the blows):OWW!  It wasn't me! 
OUCH!  Ranma started--OWW!--The whole thing!

AKANE:Yeah, I'll bet!  The way you come out of nowhere and begin
hitting him!  How do I know that's not what happened here! 
(Pulls the hammer back for a huge swing and holds it there.  An
aoura of yellow energy surrounds the hammer).  BAKA!!!!  (Swings
at Ryoga, who is vaporized upon impact)

(Cut to reality, in Nabiki's room.  Ryoga looks down at
Ranma-chan's hand, which is moving up and down along his member
with all speed)

RYOGA:<But if Akane walks in and sees me and Ranma... How would
she take it?> 

(Cut to another of Ryoga's visions, this one on the school's
roof.  Akane is standing on the edge, looking down.  Tears are
rolling freely and in large amounts from her far too swollen
eyes.  Her hair is a mess and her uniform is ripped open,
exposing her breasts.  Ryoga stands about five feet behind her)

AKANE(between sobs):I... Can't... Go... On...

RYOGA(reassuring tone):It's okay.  You don't need to do this, so
move away from there.

AKANE(suddenly noticing Ryoga, but not turning toward him; anger
seeping through her sadness):You!  What are you doing here!? 
(Breaths in deeply, then lets it out).  You, who doesn't give a
damn about me!

RYOGA:That's not true!

AKANE:Is it?  You worm your way into my trust, pretending to like
me, talking sweet and all...  I thought that SOMEONE cared for me
other than as a sex object...!  And then... I found you... In my
SISTER'S room, of all places... Making love to my own fiancee! 
Wasn't it enough that HE treats me like shit?  Did you have to
use me like that, just so you could jump in the sack with him 
after finding some cold water!?

RYOGA(desperately):It wasn't that way at all!

AKANE(disbelief mixing into the jumble of emotions):What else is
there, that Ranma blackmailed you into it?!

RYOGA(depressed):I... I... <This is hopeless...> I'm... Sorry...

AKANE:Are you...?  (Inhales deeply, then lets it out).  Take care
of P-chan, eh?  (Jumps off the ledge)

(Ryoga runs over to the ledge, but is too slow to get to her in
time and watches in horror as she hits the pavement headfirst,
her head exploding upon impact)

RYOGA(shocked and saddened):... No...

(Ryoga begins crying hystericaly, but stops when he feels a soft
hand on the back of his neck.  Turning around quickly, he sees
Ranma-chan standing there, naked and with a cold smile on her
face)

RANMA-CHAN(evilly):Now that SHE's out of the way... (Rips Ryoga's
shirt off)

(Ryoga closes his eyes.  Cut to reality again.  Ryoga opens his
eyes to see Ranma-chan's face extremely close to his, their lips
about to meet.  Ranma-chan's are slightly puckered, ready for and
wanting a kiss)

RYOGA:What the hell!?  (Pushes Ranma-chan onto the bed
forcefully)

RANMA-CHAN(smiling deeply):So, what do you chose?  Akane lears
who P-chan really is, or you and I have the greatest experience
of our lives.

RYOGA:Heh.  I'm doomed to lose either way, aren't I?

RANMA-CHAN:If you're worried about Akane, I wouldn't worry. 
She's off in Osaka with Nabiki, at some sort of anime convention. 
She'll be gone for a long while.

RYOGA:... <There's nothing I can do at all.>  (Resigned) 
Alright, you've got me.  I'll do whatever you say.

RANMA-CHAN:Don't sound so depressed.  After all, you've nothing
to lose.

RYOGA(sarcastically):Except for my shame... (Pulls off his shirt,
pants, and underwear)

RANMA-CHAN(staring at the muscular figure in front of her with
intent eyes):I'll make you forget about shame soon enough.

(Ryoga's and Ranma-chan's lips meet together in a french kiss. 
At first, Ryoga is just going through motions, but he feels some
sort of charge in that kiss and begins to put an earnest effort
into it.  They hold it for a few seconds, licking eachother's
tongues all the while, then break and stare into eachother's
eyes.  Ryoga has a shocked look on his face)

RYOGA(confused):<What the...?  What was I thinking?!>

RANMA-CHAN(wickedly):What's the matter?  Did you like it?

RYOGA:NO..! <Did I...?>

RANMA-CHAN(smiling a cute little smile):Sure.  And now, let me
show you something you'll REALLY like.

(Ryoga looks on in shock as Ranma-chan gets close up to him and
drops to her knees, putting his member into her mouth as soon as
her knees touch the floor, gripping the base of it with her hand. 
Ranma-chan bobs her head up and down her partner's rod, running
her tongue along the vein to get him to climax faster.  Ryoga's
upper body isn't moving much, save for the occasional twitch
every now and again)

RYOGA(face making a painful expression):<I... Will... Not...
Come.  I can't do... it, it would... I'd be betraying Akane...>

RANMA-CHAN:<Hmmm... Let's see how long he can hold up when...> 
(Doubles the speed of her bobbing and tightens her lips' grip on
Ryoga, who starts to swell within her)  <Now I have you!>

RYOGA(Hopelessly):<No...>

RANMA-CHAN:<YES!>

(A spurt of milky white fluid rushes into Ranma-chan's mouth
suddenly from Ryoga's prick.  She swallows all of the liquid with
no hesitation)

RANMA-CHAN(releasing the member from her grip):Mmmmm... Sweet. 
(To Ryoga) Well, how was that?

RYOGA:...

(Ranma-chan lets out a small giggle, then lays herself out on the
bed, spreading her legs wide open)

RANMA-CHAN:Now, it's YOUR turn... (Giggles again)

RYOGA:<Hmm... This could be my one chance to wipe this bastard
out for good.  If I can get him high from sexual sensations...>

(Ryoga walks up to Ranma-chan, bending his back slightly forward
to look at her eyes; their chests are but inches away from each
other.  Taking Ranma-chan's right breast in his right hand and
kneading it forcefully, Ryoga then starts licking her left
nipple, first encircling the area around it then lickling the
nipple itself with the tip of his tongue like a feather. 
Ranma-chan responds with loud, intense moaning)

RANMA-CHAN:Uhhh... Ohhhh... So good... Ahhh... My Ryoga... So
good...

RYOGA:<That's right, Ranma, let your guard down and submit to me,
and then...!>

(Ryoga moves his free hand down along her stomach, lightly
caressing it with the tips of his fingers, then moves that hand
into her inner thighs and to her wet tunnel.  He spreads out her
lips with his index and forefinger and enters slowly with his
middle, which brings about a gasp of sudden shock from
Ranma-chan.  In the midst of his work stimulating Ranma-chan,
Ryoga feels his erection returning full force)

RYOGA:<I'll hold back on her until she's ready...>

RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yes!  Don't stop, please...

RYOGA(icily):I won't, don't worry.  <Not until I see an
opening...>

(Rythmically pushing in and almost out of Ranma-chan's hole with
his left hand's middle finger, Ryoga removes his index and
forefinger from her clit once it swells enough to stay open by
itself, then uses his now free forefinger to press and rub her
button, just over the hole.  She begins howling almost wolfishly,
her wetness flowing onto Ryoga's hand and arm.  Seeing she's
getting much looser, he stops tickling her left nipple with his 
tongue and begins sucking it in earnest)

RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHH.... AAAAAHHHHH.... MMMMMmmmmm...
Ryoga-kun...!

RYOGA:<She seems ready.>  (Lifts his head from Ranma-chan's
breast).  (icily)  Are you ready, Ranma?

RANMA-CHAN(nodding furiously):Yes!  Yes!  Take me now!

(Ryoga removes his hands from their respective places on
Ranma-chan's body and stands up, hovering over her sweat-coated
form.  He lifts her legs up over him, then rests her calves on
his shoulders)

RYOGA(a cold, fang-bearing smile on his face):Tell me what you
want.  Say it.  SAY it...

RANMA-CHAN:...FUCK ME...!

(Ryoga thrusts his stick all the way inside Ranma-chan's
pussyhole, sending electricity through both people's bodies.  Not
wasting any time, Ryoga commences a series violent thrusts within
Ranma-chan's womb, which causes Ranma-chan to wail in approval. 
As Ryoga's thrusts grow harder and deeper, he begins grunting
with each push from the effort.  He places his hands on her
breasts, kneading them forcefully)

RANMA-CHAN(lost in a pool of wonderful sensations):<Oh, shit!  I
never knew it could be THIS good!>  Ryoga, moto*..! 
OOHHHHHUUUHHHAAHHHH...

(*:More)

RYOGA:<Now!  Now's the time!>

(As Ryoga rams himself through Ranma-chan's cannal, his arms
begin glowing with an unbelievable energy as he builds up his
chi)

RYOGA:<You're finished, Ranma...>

RANMA-CHAN:AAAAHHHHAHHAHHHH!  Harder!  Harder, please!

(Ryoga's arms are now glowing brighter than ever, and begin
emitting bolts of electricity that pulsate along his bicepts then
dissipate)

RYOGA:<3...2...>

RANMA-CHAN:Deeper!  UUUHHHHH!

(Ryoga looks deeply into Ranma-chan's eyes and sees something he
hadn't noticed earlier, a sparkle that he'd only seen before in
Akane's eyes, and he loses his concentration, causing his chi to
fade away.  His arms return to normal)

RYOGA(confused):<What the hell is this...?  Is this... Is he...?> 
(Shakes his head in disbelief)  <No, it can't be... Love?>

(Ryoga suddenly stops his thrusts and looks straight at
Ranma-chan, but her face reveals nothing but that sparkle and a
little sadness, almost grief, that he'd stopped)

RANMA-CHAN(desperately, through heavy breathing):Why have you...
Why... When I was getting so close to...?
            
RYOGA:<I can't look at her face and do this.>  (Commanding voice) 
Get on all fours, your ass facing me.

(Ranma-chan quickly complies with Ryoga's order, a perverted
smile across her face.  Ryoga plants his arms on the girl's hips
and slowly inserts his pole inside her ass, causing her to gasp
from the sudden sensation, a mix of pain and the pure rush she
had been experiencing before)

RANMA-CHAN(begging desperately):Please, fuck me!  Take the tape
if you want, just fuck me!

(Ryoga gladly obliges Ranma-chan, ramming himself within this new
hole as he had done with her other one only a few seconds ago, a
grunt sometimes escaping his lips as thrusted full force. 
Ranma-chan screamed and moaned, drunk from lust and the
sensations that threatened to overwhealm her)

RYOGA:<Now, to end this facade...>  

(Ryoga tries to build his chi like before, but cannot concentrate
because Ranma-chan's face, with those sparkling eyes, enters his
mind, disturbing his thoughts.  Out of frustration, he
intensifies his thrusts within Ranma-chan, which intensifies her
wails of passion)

RANMA-CHAN:UUUUHHHHH... AAAAHHHHHH... More!  AAAhhhh... Like
that...

RYOGA:Well, you like it -- rrrgg -- THAT much?  I can see why you
-- aarrgg-- went through all this -- uuuuuggg -- trouble!

RANMA-CHAN:UUUHHHH... You've got to.... AAAAHHHH... Do what
you've... got to, UUHHHHH.... Got to... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ....
UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH... YES!  MOTO!  UUUUHHHHHH...!

RYOGA:Conversation's... Useless... She's TOO far into this...

(Ryoga begins to realize something he'd denied to himself the
entire time)

RYOGA(somewhat shocked):<I... Want this...? I... Want her...?>

(Ryoga concentrates harder on the task of fucking Ranma-chan.  He
smiles as he feels his staff swell with orgasm)

RYOGA(strained):Ranma, I can't... last much longer...

(Ranma-chan simply moans and nods her head, her own body ready to
recieve Ryoga's gift)

RYOGA:<Just a little longer...>

(With one great spurt, Ryoga comes inside of Ranma-chan. 
Gripping the bed sheets and letting out one last great scream as
her nerves explode and melt, Ranma-chan also climaxes, smiling as
it slowly seeps away and she feels the steady stream of fluid
filling her inner behind.  Ryoga feels his partner's skin go all
goose-bumpy and looks at her in concern)

RYOGA(faintly):Are you...

RANMA-CHAN(faintly):I'm alright... Just a little shaken from the
experience.  (Suddenly realizes what just happened).  We... We
came together... (begins to laugh, but not the evil laugh she had
been letting out before).  I tried to get you in here (smiles at
the double meaning) using all the dirty tricks I knew.  I figured
you wouldn't be able, being all nervous and all.

RYOGA(reassuringly):... Daijobu*.  I may have done something
similar, were it you trying to hide your curse...  <Wait up,
here...>  (Looks at Ranma-chan, wondering).  (suspiciously)  This
isn't your first time, is it?

(*:It's okay)

RANMA-CHAN(smirking):How'd you know?

RYOGA:No blood.

RANMA-CHAN:Oh, yeah.  (Feels Ryoga pull out of her).  Where are
you going?  (Lays flat on the bed)

RYOGA(drained):If it's all right with you, I think I'll rest here
for a little bit.  (Lays down next to Ranma-chan, face down)

RANMA-CHAN(smiling):... (softly) Come here.  Let's keep eachother
warm.

(Ryoga lifts his head to look into Ranma-chan's, sees that
sparkle in her eyes, then turns his body to face hers.  She wraps
him gently in a loving embrace and burys her head in his chest. 
Ryoga looks into her hair confused)

RYOGA:Ranma...

RANMA-CHAN:Shhh... (Her eyes close and she falls asleep).

RYOGA(curious):<Why, Ranma?  It wasn't an experiment, I know. 
What inspired you to make me do THIS?>

RANMA-CHAN(Whispering in her sleep, sincerely; evidently lost in
some kind of dream):I love you, Ryoga-kun...

(Ryoga's eyes widen for a second, but return to normal as he
realizes that Ranma-chan is dreaming)

RANMA-CHAN:... How do you feel for me...?

(Ryoga smiles)

RYOGA:<Dream pleasently, Ranma.>  (Whispering into Ranma-chan's
ear)  I love you, Ranma.  Forever.

RANMA-CHAN(whiper sounding as though she were about to cry from
joy):Ureshi*.

(*:I'm so happy)

(Ryoga feels Ranma-chan tighten her embrace, and smiles again)

RYOGA:<Sleep well, Ranma.  Sleep well and have many sweet
dreams.>  (Falls asleep)

                                 -- FIN --

     "But I AM dead - As are you."
                 -Kain.
                 From the video game "Blood Omen:Legacy of Kain."




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