2. Urusei Yatsura and Ah Megami-Sama!

After a MAJOR screw-up with the computers in heaven, Ataru Moroboshi is
granted one wish and *Urd* finds herself stuck with him for good.  How
will the cupid of love escape the clutches of the most lecherous being
in the universe? <<

There are 2 ways of neutralizing Ataru. Chemical casteration, turn off his testoserone production and he'll be less lustful than an eunuch. If that doesn't work, there's always physical casteration....

9. Golgo 13 and My Neighbor Totoro

Duke Targo has a new assignment.  Confront, subdue and beat the living
crap out of any furry animals in sight.  Then terminate them with the
best armor piercing bullets money can buy.  If that doesn't do it,
there's always the chicken cannon.....<<

Death to cute furry creatures!!