Subject: [FFML] [SPAM] Wouldn't Let Your Mother See This...
From: A Real Stupid Idiot!
Date: 5/7/1997, 1:28 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

	Howdy All...
	If you have not been able to tell yet, I AM A COMPLETE MORON.  Now
that that's out of the way, we can all get to know each other just a little
bit better...

	But seriously, I have a, um, kind of pathetic question.  BUT THAT
DOESN"T MEAN YOU SHOULD IGNORE IT!  Ignoring  pathetic questions may give
you gas.

	My question is this.  If a person were to create a totally new
story and plot with completly new characters and such, would it still be a
fanfic?  (Told you this was a stupid question!)  And are there any
particular situations where it would be called a fanfic?

	I am only asking this because... er... a friend, yeah, _friend_,
not me, was planning on writing a brand new fic not based on anything seen
here, and then he was gonna post it.   (I repeat, it wasn't me!)  I told
him he was an idiot, but now he has a gun to my head forcing me to right
this.  Well, bye...

	A Real Nervous Stupid Idiot! :)